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  1. Seat Belts and kids in front seats

    As it's the first day of the hunting season here, as usual someone gets splatted in a RTA. The locals don't get the idea that kids should be secured in the vehicle. Splat when it gets hit from behind, kid was OK just a dent in the windshield luckly. It's Cyprus!!
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    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Cricko

    Kulula Airline

    Kulula is an Airline with it's head office situated in Johannesburg . Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: Kulula's new paint scheme "Flying...
    • Cricko
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    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. Napster

    Tommy happy with win

    TOMMY HAPPY TO REGISTER FIRST WIN Posted on: Sat 31 Jul 2010 Assistant manager Tommy Widdrington was happy to register his first victory since moving to Southend United at the start of July on Saturday. Bilel Mohsni's 26th minute header was enough to claim a 1-0 victory against Eastbourne...
    • Napster
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    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  4. Cricko

    How can you chose

    I have been around a fair few years and never have I seen this country in such a sad state..I doubt any of you have even a 2% sway to which party you will vote for. OK.. The differences within is minute , so let us start with current government.... An unelected prime minister from Scotland...
    • Cricko
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    • belts cos differences immigrants importance jobs minister oil prime souls thrown
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: The Politics Forum
  5. Bielzibubz

    If you were born in the 50's, 60's or 70's

    Doesn't this just some up what it was like growing up and exactly what the kids of today are missing out on? First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, raw egg products, loads...
    • Bielzibubz
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    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  6. Hayemaker Fires His Warning Shots

    With his majority decision victory over Nikolai Valuev, David Haye duly delivered what he had promised, a shock to the system of the heavy weight division and a special warning shot to the Brothers Klitschko. He's cleaning this division of the rubbish that has populated it of late, and the...

  7. Pre-Match Thread Orient: Stop the nonsense and get behind the team!

    The last week has again seen many concerning issues arise within the club. Understandably various supporters have voiced opinions on these matters. There are very few supporters that aren't concerned with one matter or another. But, as RM said on the OS, we must be united. Tonight we must put...
  8. DTS

    Question Will we sign anyone this week?

    I for some reason think by the end of this week we are going to have a full on signing under our belts. Dont ask me why. I have no insight into this just wishful thinking. In your humble opinion is this the week or will we trundle into July with the squad of seven we currently have?
  9. TrueBlue

    Women

    Been just scouting though facebook to prey on some old school friends to have a 5 knuckle shuffle over and what I really hate is birds who stand in a ****ing line sideways like they are something special - well your not your all ***** and your gay also these oversized silly ****ing belts these...
  10. Southampton Shrimper

    Winning Stats

    So, we've finally got our first victory of 2009 under our belts and hopefully we can get back into the winning habit. We certainly need to, after this long period of bad form: *Yesterday was only our second win in the league in three months. *Our last three league wins have all been 1-0...
  11. Slipperduke

    The Fall of Roman's Empire?

    The rumours that Roman Abramovich is attempting to sell Chelsea may have been quickly denied by the club, but when you stack up the numbers, it's all too plausible. Stamford Bridge has been a black hole for the Russian oligarch's cash and, in a year when he's lost so much money elsewhere, it...
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    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  12. Uncle Leo

    US Sports - The Bill Simmons manifesto

    ESPN's Bill Simmons outlines what he'd do if he was made Obama's "Sports Tsar". Some crackers in here... Creations: A college football playoff system; a uniform boxing organization; a better trophy for the World Series; championship belts for the defending NBA champs that they must bring to...
    • Uncle Leo
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Canvey Shrimpers All Sports Forum
  13. CC51DAS

    5 on the bounce

    Impossible ? But get a couple of straight wins under our belts against Hereford and Crewe and the dark clouds could be blown away . 5 on the bounce would also involve getting the monkey off our backs by BEATING BORIENT AT HOME !!!!! come on you blooooooooz !
  14. Ayrshire Blue

    Official Match Thread Wycombe Away

    What do people think the score will be today ? Be nice to get a pretty convincing win under our belts with the first league game just a week away. I'll say 3-1 Bailey, Barnard & Scannell to score, providing that Barney and Scannell play.
  15. Harold Bishop Killer

    And God Created

    In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, with green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Ice Cream and Magnums. And Satan said, 'You want hot fudge...
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    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. GregStarz

    My Quick Opinion / Travel

    Well, we was totally outclassed by a better team and it seemed to me like Coppinger is the new Joe Cole. The stadium was pretty impressive although the stewards are stupidly strict and pretty silly but overall wasn't too bad. The support was absolutley awesome, to think of chanting, bouncing...
    • GregStarz
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  17. Born in the 1940's, 50's, 60's and 70's???

    CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1940's, 50's, 60's and 70's ! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, raw egg products, loads of bacon and...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
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    • Replies: 44
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. stevie_G_G_G

    Hopkins v Calzaghe

    Joe Calzaghe vowed to end Bernard Hopkins' illustrious career when the two men came face to face in London to hype their Las Vegas super-fight. The undisputed super-middleweight champion will fight Hopkins at the light-heavyweight limit on 19 April. "This will be Bernard Hopkins' last fight,"...
  19. * ORM *

    Flight Delay Shockers

    After a fantastic week in the Algarve my flight due to leave at 9.50am yesterday finally got off the ground at 8pm :( Got home at 1am and in bed for 2 resulting in a wasted day's holiday today :( **** ! Two planes had to be flown out to take 300 plus very ****ed off passengers back. Needless...
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    • airline belts delays lou monarch
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. Mad Cyril

    Worst Job

    I think we have had this one before but never mind..... After being booted out of University I was lucky enough to get a job in a sponge factory. In fact they made just about every cleaning product you can name, sponges, scourers, j-cloths etc. etc. I did many jobs such as making j-cloth...
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    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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