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  1. Time for a rain-check

    Ok, after 20 games we have now played 20, won 7, drawn 7 and lost 6 and sit in 9th place. This time last year we had played 20, won 7, drawn 7 and lost 6 and were 10th in the table. At this point in 2015/16 we were 8th, as we were in the promotion season of 2014/15. Conclusion? We have it all...
  2. Byron Burger VS Bleeding Heart Liberals

    For those who aren't aware... A food chain called Byron Burger, have been facing the wrath of wet lettuces over the last few days, culminating in a big protest against them, which is happening as we speak, at their Holborn branch, which has forced the shop to shut. Over the weekend, an...
  3. Benfleet A1

    Real Justice

    Are there any bleeding hearts who want condemn the bus drivers actions? http://news.sky.com/story/1355167/rough-justice-for-would-be-bag-snatcher-on-bus Personally, I want to buy him a very large drink.
  4. Dangerous Dogs and their owners.

    Anyone one see that programme on the tele? Absolutely sickening. Guys training their pitbulls to attack on command. Then the 30 year old woman says she trusts her dogs, next thing, one escapes and fights the one she has just taken over the park. They try and rip each others faces off, one won't...
  5. Mad Cyril

    You dont sharpen a knife like that.....give it to me.

    Three hours later two fingers on my left hand are still bleeding although in my defence it was a fantastic roast and I had been on the red wine. Has anyone else made a spectacular tit of themselves recently? If so please provide full details.
  6. OldBlueLady

    Michael Adebolaja appeal - why?

    I just don't get it. Why is this man being allowed the appeal here? Bang to rights, video evidence, admitted his part and yet the Human Rights bleeding hearts lot say he's entitled to an appeal. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25961430 FFS, why??? The most senior judge in the land should just...
  7. Kris

    Fans want Southend to beat Oxford

    Southend United fans are keen to see their team score more goals than Oxford on Saturday. More...
  8. OldBlueLady

    Rioting in London over the last few night

    Surprisingly, I can't see any discussion on the rioting that's gone on in Tottenham, Enfield and now south of the river over the last few nights. Unsurprisingly, I hear the bleeding hearts have already been out in the media moaning about police brutality. As I see it, the man police originally...
  9. seany t

    How many of the Top 25 most downloaded iTunes songs since 2001 do you like?

    Bold the ones you do! 1. Black Eyed Peas - 'I Gotta Feeling' 2. Lady GaGa - 'Poker Face' 3. Black Eyed Peas - 'Boom Boom Pow' 4. Jason Mraz - 'I'm Yours' 5. Coldplay - 'Viva la Vida' 6. Lady GaGa - 'Just Dance' 7. Flo Rida (feat. T-Pain) - 'Low ' 8. Taylor Swift - 'Love Story' 9. Leona Lewis -...
  10. Jokes about Islam and other religions (except Christianity)

    Just been perusing the 'Never tire of these ..' thread and noticed a number of SZ fans of cutting-edge comedy have posted some that have a dig at The Bible, Christ and Christians. No objections have been raised by the fearless liberals who inhabit the SZ community so in the interest of balance...
  11. OldBlueLady

    There's a joker about on 606!

    SOUTHEND EARTHQUAKE APPEAL League One Colchester United by qbmonarchsfc (U13916250) 20 July 2009 A major earthquake measuring 5.3 on the Richter scale hit Southend in the early hours of this morning. It's epicentre was in the Roots Hall area of the town. Victims were seen wandering around...
  12. duncan bulgaria

    G20 protestor died of Abdominal Bleeding ....

    Ooops , think this one will go down as a manslaughter charge now .
  13. Slipperduke

    SZ Novella - Chapter Three

    Chapter One http://www.shrimperzone.com/vb/showthread.php?p=930452#post930452 Chapter Two http://www.shrimperzone.com/vb/showthread.php?p=930981#post930981 Chapter Three - Putting Faces To Names "You look...interesting." said Shackleford, peering over the top of his pint glass. "Have you...
  14. Essex Hurricane Appeal

    ESSEX HURRICANE APPEAL A major hurricane (Hurricane Shazza) and earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter Scale hit Essex in the early hours of Thursday with its epicentre in Basildon. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Faaackinell". The hurricane decimated the area...
  15. Bielzibubz

    Capital Punishment - Think again.......

    I know the whole should we, should'nt we, debate has been done to death on here before but if anything should make you change your mind it's this. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7708398.stm Eight broken ribs and a broken back, with another area of bleeding around the spine at neck level. •...
  16. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Why ow Why ow Why

    When ever i see an interview with Roy sulky b****x, the world is against us Keane on SSN is he always bumping his gums about something or the other, he never ever has anything positive to say. It is always how they are hard done by and that all the decisions that go against them are "big"...
  17. Ron Manager

    Hottest Burger In The World (some rude words)

    This is in Brisbane, shall I have a go when I get there in a months time and report back? Yeah, like f*** I will! was digging around the zGeek forums the other day when I stumbled across one of the funniest post-hot-food-eating articles I've ever read. "Cranky" had heard about the "Off the...
  18. peanut12

    JUSTICE in L1

    Well done to Doncaster, they play great football. And really, really , reall bad luck to poor old Leeds. If only they hadn't got caught doing dodgy stuff, hadn't had a 15 point deduction and hadn't lost Gus Poyet and Dennis Wise they might have made it to the CCC. My heart is bleeding...
  19. HELP... Bumfluff beards

    Admittedly I'm probably out of touch with todays 'yoof', but when and where the hell did this bumfluff beard thing come into fashion. When I was at school it was only 13yr old asians who sported this kind of thing, but now it seems rife, and they seem to be popping up everywhere. A young steward...
  20. Interpol Shrimper

    Law of the Playground

    Has anybody been watching this on C4? For those who haven't it's one of these celeb (in this case I use that term loosely as there are loads of people I have no idea who they are) commentary clip shows along the lines of "Grumpy Old ...." Anyway, the concept is a good one & there are some...