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  1. Interpol Shrimper

    4 week hangover

    From AFP (it wasn't me before anybody says!!!) It may be the longest hangover in the history of binge beer drinking. When a 37-year old man walked into a hospital emergency room in Glasgow, Scotland last October complaining of "wavy" vision and a non-stop headache that had lasted four weeks...
  2. joke

    An Englishman, an Australian and an Frenchman are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when, all of a sudden, Saudi police rush in and arrest them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming...
  3. Frankly/controversially...

    ...I'm bleeding glad that all these Northern B*****d superstar fairy footballers we have been linked with have decide to stay in their coal dust blackened hovels ooop north. Personally, I'd much rather take a chance on a promising youngster from the Conference or one that has dropped out...
  4. canada shrimper

    monday  joke

    A Philly fan, a Montreal fan and a Leafs fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of beer. All of the sudden Saudi police rushed in and  > arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe >>offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught...
  5. Leeboy

    Teddy Taylor Beaten Up!

    MP Sir Teddy Taylor today suffered a violent attack in Southend town centre in an apparent protest against Freemasons. Sir Teddy, 66, Tory MP for Rochford and Southend East, was repeatedly punched in the head in Clifftown Road, Southend, shortly before 10am. As the attack began, the MP...
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