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  1. chaco27saf

    First time in England...

    I arrived in England about three weeks ago and i am having the time of my life here, even though I haven't been able to go anywhere outside of Lancaster as of yet. Getting here was a bit of problem, seeing as how it was snowing heavily in Denver the day I left and the delay meant i missed my...
  2. Midweek Funny

    Not many people know this but the day after the US presidential election George W Bush boarded a flight to England to see his old mate Tony Blair. He kept it all very quiet, simply boarding Air Force 1 with an overnight bag and his trusty pet dog. He knocked on the door at Chequers and the...
  3. Friday

    The Joys of Flying A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realized she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo! She took the seat right beside him. Eager to...
  4. Mad Cyril

    More C2C madness

    I got on the 17:15 from Fenchurch Street last night only for it to be cancelled at 17:16 due to the lack of any guard to run the train. Upon leaving the train I looked on the departure board for details of the next train to Benfleet, which it was claimed departed platform 2 at 17:30, first stop...
  5. Napster

    Stupid Yanks

    Thousands of commuters were left stranded in New York after a man got his hand stuck down a train toilet trying to retrieve his mobile phone. The man spent 90 minutes with his arm wedged in the u-bend trying to reach the phone he had dropped. The 6.19pm train had just left New York's Grand...
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