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  1. Usain Bolt loses a Gold

    Oops, he ain't going to be happy. The fastest man ever (probably) has lost a gold medal due to Nesta Carter taking a banned substance. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/athletics/38744846
  2. Fossetts Farmer

    Texas explosion

    Bad times in America, that video footage of the explosion looks huge. Is it just me or does it look like a rocket striking the initial fire you see a bolt of light enter from top left of the screen, strike the blaze then follow through to the bottom right of the screen? Gunna be soooo many dead...
  3. Kent Shrimper

    Favour - Power of the Zone

    Morning all, I need a favour, basically one of our suppliers is running an Olympic competition to win a kindle touch and all i need is the power of the zone to LIKE this picture of me as Usain bolt on Facebook...
  4. Cricko

    The Kill Shot

    Ok Zoner's a question for you all...In my early days of paperwork (at the office, at home or wherever) when we did not have computers and the technology of today, unless a fire caught us out we felt quite safe in the knowledge we had the papers to cover things. What do you think would happen...
  5. South Bank Hank

    Greatest Sporting Legends

    The word "legend" is clearly overused but there are certain sportsmen/women/athletes who really deserve the tag. Without the bias of Southend United, who would make your list? Who were your ground breakers, game changers, pioneers? Who for you stands out as something special? Substance over...
  6. Shrimper_Wez

    Usain Bolt - 'I'm good enough for Man UTD'

    Certainly rates himself and wants to play football when his athletics days are over. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/athletics/13708993.stm
  7. We Never Wanted the World Cup, Anyway...

    Well, you could see that coming, couldn’t you? Just as soon as the English World Cup bid gets off the ground, the English tabloids have set about dismantling it from afar. The news that Lord Triesman, chairman of the 2018 bid, has claimed that Spain and Russia are colluding to bribe...
  8. southend4ever

    Chester Cup 5th May

    Many horses running in this, a few will get pulled because of ground conditions. I was told a few weeks ago to back Bernie the Bolt. It has gone in from 10/1 to 8/1 with Will Hill. I personally only have a tenner to win. But this is from a friend who is friends with the owner of the horse...
  9. superblue24

    BT Yahoo Mail - VAULT

    Hi All, Can anyone drop me some advice on the above? I work for a law firm and we are attempting to harvest one of our clients e-mail from a BT Yahoo account. I have heard that there is a functionality bolt-on called the "vault". We are attempting to get our client to subscribe to the...
  10. peanut12

    Sol Campbell to Notts County

    OK - the whole sports world has gone mad! Insane Bolt runs so fast he finishes before he starts Some bloke won a women's race Manchester City have got a new credit card and now Sol Campbell has gone from Pompey to Notts County!!! It was only Saturday when the Sun was saying he is the 2nd...
  11. canveyshrimper

    World Athletics Championships

    Hopefully Jessica Ennis is going to take Gold in the Heptahlon tonight. Usain Bolt is also through to the 100m final, I wonder if he can beat the world record. He ran 9.89 in the semi while slowing down, amazing.
  12. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Lightning Bolt, One Night and and Desert Island

    May have been done if various ways but have not seen it. Its Always good for a Thread. Question is....If you had to, who would you want 1. To spend 1 day and Evening with and Why? 2. To send a Lightning Bolt on to and why? 3. Have as your soul companion on a Desert Island for a year and Why...
  13. J

    Where the Country really has gone wrong.

    Well, other than the economic crisis - I want to touch on how it's treating it's veterans of wars and conflicts. Next year, 06/06/2009, is the 65th anniversary of D-day, possibly the most important day in the modern history of our country and possibly the world. That day, people like my...
  14. HudsonNo1

    Usain Bolt Celebrates Early

  15. Bluesmanager

    Why Men are Never Depressed

    Found this on another forum (family friendly so there shouldn't be anything wrong with this but mods, feel free to edit, delete or what have you) WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is...
  16. Slipperduke

    Worst FA Cup? I think not

    Monday morning was like a scene from one of those post-apocalyptic movies that usually star Mel Gibson. The old order has been shattered, the new dawn has arrived and the scattered survivors crawl from their bolt-holes to blink in confusion at the much reduced skyline and wonder if things will...
  17. Winkle

    Just the worse Interview!

    It always happens to me..Why.....?f**k nows. Had to be up early today for an interview in Brentwood,so before leaving home I quandered wether or not to have the proverbial dump as Knowing my system I am regular as big ben. Usually after about fifteen to twenty minutes after getting up I get that...
  18. Interpol Shrimper

    Four Four Two

    We are the "That Four Four Two Moment" in the January 2007 issue with some good pics of the Man Utd victory. Not THAT interesting as it was a bolt-on we would be but I can't think we've ever featured in that part of the mag before!
  19. chadded

    S*it Story....

    If this was me, I think I'd be quite proud. Alas, it's taken from another messageboard: No personal experience of this since about the age of three...sorrryyy but I did see this story online.... Funniest damn thing that has ever happened to me. A couple of weeks ago we decided to...
  20. Matt the Shrimp

    Slipperduke's Slippery Column

    <span style='color:navy'>Slipperduke's Slippery Column #9 There's something inherently funny about the Far Right. They've been preaching their flimsy master-race doctrine for years, unaware that when your knuckles graze the pavement as you walk, you're not really in a position to talk about...