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  1. cerbera45

    Mark Bonner

    ex Academy coach taken joint -temporary charge of Cambridge United http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43011807
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    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  2. Benfleet A1

    Bon Scott or Brian Johnson

    Been chatting with the daughter on the merits of bands who replace the original lead singer and we agree that it rarely works. AC/DC being one of the few exceptions to the rule. So for those of you who like AC/DC, whos best, Bon or Brian? Said daughter went for Bon and I agree. You lot?
  3. Ron Manager

    Memories of Mark Clattenberg refereeing Southend?

    My local club (very local, semi-pro club where I coach at U8 level) has for some strange reason got Premier League referee Mark Clattenberg officiating at their match this weekend. Now I've got a real bee in my bonnet about him as a ref and whilst he's had controversial moments in big games I...
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    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  4. 2015-16 Season Preview - Colchester United

    Colchester United Full Name: Colchester United Football Club Founded: 1937 Nickname: The U's Ground: Colchester Community Stadium - 10,105 Capacity Manager: Tony Humes 2014-15 Season: SkyBet League One - 19th We've Met Before First Time: 14th October 1950 - Southend 4-2 Colchester Last...
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    • assume blues bon bra byron chris barker english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division gilbey league one league two npower football league rate real football roots hall sean clohessy shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football walsh wordsworth
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  5. RHB

    Acroynm made me laugh

    On the car radio this morning, Mitsubishi - Must investigate the squeak under bonnet. I should hit it. Not heard that one before though no doubt some will tell me its an old one.
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    • acroynm bon ell investigate
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  6. 2014-15 Season Preview - Cambridge United

    Cambridge United Nickname: United, The U's Founded: 1912 Ground: The Abbey Stadium Capacity: 10,847 - 4,948 seated Manager: Richard Money 2013-14 Season: Skrill Premier - 2nd - Play-Off Winners Transfers INS: Luke Chadwick (MK Dons), Robbie Simpson (Leyton Orient), Chris Dunn (Yeovil), Johnny...
    • Agent Lomas
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    • blues bon bonner english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division garner harrison league two npower football league rate real football roberts roots hall seated shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  7. Mad Cyril

    Memorable first days at work.

    Down on my luck in 1993 I ended up with a job at a sponge/J cloth factory. As I walked through the door to clock in on my first day one raconteur and bon vivant took a deep drag of his Benny Henny, exhaled and then turned to a colleague and remarked "are you still knobbing that bird from the...
  8. Jedi Shrimper

    Best Albums of 2013

    What are your favourite albums of 2013? My top 10.... 1. Kurt Vile - Wakin On A Pretty Daze 2. Steve Mason - Monkey Minds In The Devil's Time 3. Ghostface Killah - Twelve Reasons To Die 4. Public Service Broadcasting - Inform-Educate-Entertain 5. Mr B the Gentleman Rhymer - Can't Stop, Shan't...
  9. Barling Magna

    Anyone Else Noticed Bilel's Achievements in Bonny Scotland...?

    I know he's yesterday's man, but I was interested to see that the crazy Tunisian has now scored five goals in six matches for Rangers. The opposition is pretty lowly, but at least he seems to be behaving himself.
    • Barling Magna
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    • achievements bilel blues bon bonny english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football tunisia
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  10. Blueronron

    Eurovision

    Anyone else love the show,even with the biased voting lol Watched semi finals last night first heat loved Belarus and Estonia Better to listen without the sub titles on when singing in their own language,makes it more realistic. Our Bonnie will do well to get in the top ten imho,not a bad...

  11. Darwin awards 2012.

    Darwin Awards 2012 Eighth Place In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. Seventh Place A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally zoned when he ran"...
    • MK Shrimper
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    • beast bon brough bullets cases caused cliff continued conversation darwin detroit eman figs foo identified inch intent lineman officer patrol rate rock roi rope rounds san subsequent toss trigger weapons wild
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. Razam

    Anyone good at writing Business Proposals *cough-begging letter-cough*??

    I know the likelyhood of anyof these taking over is very remote, but....
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    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  13. DoDTS

    A Mohsni Christmas Carol

    A MOHSNI CHRISTMAS CAROL A little bit of seasonal ShrimperZone Dickensish rubbish. It was Christmas Eve and Ebenezer Mohsni was home, alone tucking into his bowl of French Onion Soup mulling over the events of the past six months when he heard a clanking noise coming from another room. He...
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    • bedroom blues bon english football english soccer entered essex football fasto filling football football league fossets farm fourth division ghost league two mohnsi npower football league paul sturrock real football rebus roots hall rubbish shrimpers soccer soup southend southend united southend-on-sea spectre sufc the home of football tunisia
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  14. The Craziest Parking Ticket you got or heard of.

    Lorry driver Michael Collins was on his way to collect a skip in London's Belsize Park when the road beneath him collapsed. A burst water main had created a deep hole where the front wheels of his 17-tonne lorry were stuck. While he was waiting for roadside assistance, a traffic warden appeared...
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    • bon bra burgh cctv chief claimed cows following fro ickets illegally issued junction machete money officers pupil rate res roadside stalled stopped thrown unacceptable wardens
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. BLUEBLOOD

    T20I: England v West Indies (Friday and Sunday)

    Myself and SUFCEssex are off to The Oval tomorrow for the first of 2 T20Is v The Windies Team news There are a variety of options for England to consider and the squad was clearly picked with an eye on Sri Lanka as it contains four spin options. It's hard to see more than two playing in either...
  16. Benfleet A1

    The mongol rally 2012

    Well I had intended on leaving this until nearer the time but things have moved on a little quicker than expected so here goes. Several years ago I was being all funky and surfing the net when I happened across an web site called TheAdventurists. Through my drunken haze I read about a totally...
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    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  17. Thrills, Spills and Unpaid Bills - The League One Review Part One

    So, another season bites the dust and it’s all over bar the fighting at the Wembley mud bath. As ever, ten months of football has served up more twists, turns and travesties than a Mail on Sunday honey trap and hopefully this should spread some light on the season just gone. Norwich Starting...
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    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  18. Slipperduke

    Wembley's Awful Pitch

    90,000 seats, 2618 toilets, 26 lifts, 98 kitchens and 34 bars. Was it too much to ask for Wembley to provide just one decent playing surface? Saturday’s FA Cup semi-final was like watching naughty ten year olds playing football indoors on an untacked carpet. Every change of direction brought a...
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    • bon brough daw dome exactly fa cup fallen fixed floodlights goo heathrow kitchens lasagne mars metal moon oasis olds pile qui raspberry rugby somewhere terminal
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  19. Male clique,job done,next job.

    Ok well done men,that girly live thread has been closed and a bee set in a blue rinse bonnet so what is our next mission. That hammas bloke has been wasted so we were a bit late there so we need a new target so we could do any of the following, kidnapp osy and teach him to spell/write sense...
  20. Jedi Shrimper

    SZ Best Albums of 2009

    So what are everyone's favouritre albums of this year? As ever I have a list of mine... 1. Wild Beasts - Two Dancers 2. Grizzly Bear - Veckatimest 3. Mos Def - The Ecstatic 4. Mumford & Sons - Sigh No More 5. The Horrors - Primary Colours 6. Alessi’s Ark - Notes From The Treehouse 7. Patrick...
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    • bear bon cocker conor dru folk mumford primary rees sons tortoise valley wild
    • Replies: 28
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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