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  1. * ORM *

    Can any woman please explain?

    Woman at work 42, in a reasonably strong position career wise and is strong at work, divorced. 'Boyfriend' of 14 years, also divorced. I say bf under advice. Publicly he treats her like dog poo to the extent that people have told him publicly. Privately he has hit her in the past, she has been...
  2. londonblue

    My Aunt's Boyfriend

    I thought I'd tell you all a story. My uncle (my mum's brother) died in 2001. He had a heart transplant in around 1989-1990 and his new heart was finally rejected about 12 years on. He had got to a point where he was on the strongest anti-rejection drugs possible, so there was nothing more the...
  3. Bielzibubz

    A Walk Down Memory Lane

    The 'Origin of The Pak' thread got me a thinking about some of the places and names of my 15 to 21 year old days I haven't heard about in years. 1. Leigh Comm. Many a running battle with rival 'gangs of Southend' started from there. 2. Listening & laughing to Phil Cornwall's impromptu...
  4. Dagenham groundshare ???????????????

    Speaking to one of my friends whose boyfriend plays for the Daggers,She told me by season 2014/2015 we will be playing at Victoria Road !! Bloody hope not.
  5. Vange Shrimper

    Anyone have any spare tickets for Too Damn Glam at Storm/Mayhem for NYE available?

    Hi All, Does anyone have or know of anyone who has 2 spare tickets available for Too Damn Glam at Storm/Mayhem on NYE tomorrow available? My landlord's daughter and boyfriend would like to go and join her friends there. They will pay near face value for the tickets. If anyone does have any...
  6. Southend_Lady

    Sponsership needed - 10k run - The Rarer Cancers Foundation

    Hello all I am running the British London 10k on July 11th along with my boyfriend, dad and a few people from his work to raise money for The Rarer Cancers Foundation. A small bit of what the charity is about: "People with rarer cancers often feel isolated and find it difficult to get accurate...
  7. pickledseal

    Choosing your government is like choosing a girlfriend....?

    "Choosing a government is as random as choosing a girlfriend or boyfriend. Some small, probably irrelevant or misunderstood thing can draw you in or drive you away. They put on their best front and hide all the bad stuff until they’ve won you over and you stay with them until the opportunity for...
  8. Sunday nights league cup quiz.

    Just a reminder that the quiz cup starts on sunday 8pm this week but i may move it to 7 pm next week. Multi choice answers so everyone will have a chance,yes even the teachers amoungst us. Chicken in a basket at half time is free(as long as its cooked by your...
  9. Tommy2holes


    Well my pedigree chums. I have had a very nostalgic day indeed. I have been thinking about the club the memories its given me both good and bad and the sheer timescale effort and sacrifice that comes with it. It all started for me with southend needing a win at home to luton town with...
  10. BrettieAngell

    Ex-Shrimpers scoring today!

    Ant's boyfriend has got a hat-trick!
  11. canveyshrimper

    A woman writes to IT Tech Support

    A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0...
  12. OldBlueLady

    Seeking opinions.....

    from the great and the good on SZ. Ok, as you probably may have picked up, things this summer have been pretty crap all round. My daughter has been invited by her boyfriend's parents to go on holiday to Spain with them at half term. Both of them are 15, his parents have booked a 3 bed villa...
  13. chadded

    Question Is there a manly way to carry your partner's handbag?

    Was on holiday in Turkey this week- was alright- swam with a dolphin, but the all inclusive food at a supposed 5 star hotel was worse than Ali baba's kebab shop at 4 am. Anyway, walking through the market one day, and the WAG asks me to hold her hand bag for a moment whilst she tried a hat on...
  14. Vange Shrimper

    Tuesday's crap text message jokes....

    In 2010, the UK govt. will start shipping ******* away. My eyes watered when I thought of losing you. Be strong. Wear your helmet and take your crayons. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- This fella fancies a girl in his office but she has a...
  15. DTS

    Question Could you find a bride/groom in seven days...

    With just seven sleeps to go until my life sentance begins tension at home is at a climax. Mrs DtS is worrying about every little detail of the wedding from what colour the name tags should be to what songs the DJ plans to play over his four hour set list. I have similar worries such as who is...
  16. steveo

    Baby P

    So the boyfriend of baby P's mother has been found guilty of raping a 2 year old. Can anyone seriously tell mr this person does not deserve to die?
  17. Hawkwell Blue

    Question Blake Fielder-Civil

    Amy Winehouse's boyfriend has been released, from prison, do you think he could do a job for us?
  18. Slipperduke

    Great Misunderstood Songs Of Our Time

    Just listening to the radio and they're playing 'You're Gorgeous' by Babybird. Now, for the benefit of younger readers, this was a quirky little post-Britpop song warbled by a male singer apparently assuming the character of an impressionable young girl who was being exploited by her...
  19. Hotman

    Two chelsea tickets for sale, away end

    pm duncan_ bulgaria, he and his boyfriend can;t make it
  20. Rusty Shackleford

    Sloppy Seconds in the NHL

    A marvellous story from the NHL this week. Sean Avery, renowned mouthpiece of the Dallas Stars and ex-boyfriend of the rather lovely Elisha Cuthbert has been suspended for this comment ahead of the Stars' game with the Calgary Flames, who feature Cuthbert's current beau, Dion Phaneuf: “I’m...