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  1. Office crimes which should be punishable by death

    Leaving anything in the kitchen sink. I just made a brew and in the kitchen sink was: 1. A bowl 2. About 3 teaspoons 3. 1 teabag 4. A load of coffee from a french press What else would you happily see your office colleagues sent to the gallows for?
    • Pubey
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    • brew crimes punishable
    • Replies: 36
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Streaky

    Question Local Brews

    Anyone know of any locally produced beers or breweries? I think there is a Brentwood brewery but is there any closer to our Seaside town? Any recommendations?
  3. Cricko

    Good Blog from Old_Holborn

    Taxing Festive Cheer - a new lowI do hope you all enjoyed the festivities over Christmas. Perhaps, like I, you drank a fine wine with friends, or smoked a cigar with your Cognac to celebrate one of the few remaining holidays the taxman allows us revenue producing drones. No sooner have we put...
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    • Thread
    • alcohol bbc booze brew cigarettes cruise disorderly dru enjoyed failing fingers gran holborn ive kee liberties mayfair neighbours nico producing products qui rate recycling seedy supply taxi tescos wish worthy
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: The Politics Forum

  4. Home brew

    Really excited about getting a home brew kit for my birthday. I used to make wine with my Dad when younger which was good fun. Got a cellar in the new house so gonna set up a little home brew production line in time for some Christmas parties. Anyone else into make beer/cider/wine? Any tips...
    • Pubey
    • Thread
    • brew production
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. callan

    Home Brew

    Being long term unemployed I have a lot of time on my hands and am trying to use it wisely by making homebrew for self consumption . The wine has got off to a cracking start with only problem being getting my supply and demand right (currently making two gallon a week = 12 bottles). The next...
    • callan
    • Thread
    • ant bottles brew consumption producing supply unemployed
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Hangovers

    I have been suffering all day with the hangover from hell. Is it me or do hangovers creep up on you later in the day the older you get? I felt a wee bit pished when i woke up and as the day progressed I got steadily worse. I have tried all the old wives tale remedies and nothing has worked...

  7. Essex Hurricane Appeal

    ESSEX HURRICANE APPEAL A major hurricane (Hurricane Shazza) and earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter Scale hit Essex in the early hours of Thursday with its epicentre in Basildon. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Faaackinell". The hurricane decimated the area...
    • Cricko
    • Thread
    • bedroom bleeding bone brew burn collections compensation crisps damaged earthquake filling gest historic majorca mercedes money ops parcels raspberry ski tracy unaffected woken
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. Uncle Leo

    Battle of the Beers - Round 1, Heat 15

    Sorry for the delay everyone, was sleeping off a hangover :unsure: Anyway, today pits the Brazilian lager Brahma (ian_the_girth) against Carlsberg Special Brew, beloved of tramps and indeed Mad Cyril
    • Uncle Leo
    • Thread
    • beloved brew carlsberg cyril deed round 1
    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Harold Bishop Killer

    How To Poop At Work

    We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a...
    • Harold Bishop Killer
    • Thread
    • ant avoided awkward bathroom brew camo convince flash flyer following ive junction loud mis pace ran rants remove similar somewhere speeding subtle suspicious unseen vince vulnerable
    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. Sean 2

    Leeds in final,well done...

    What a result! Yes,yes,ferking yes,fist-pumping,leap off the sofa stylee as Weeds score! Excellent news! This means that IF we get through we'll be underdogs. And how we LOVE to be underdogs! We are underdogs at the Keepafloat,the bookies don't fancy us do they? Leeds fans won't fancy...
  11. Mad Cyril

    Favourite ever item of clothing.

    Simple question: What is the best item of clothing you have ever owned? Mine would be a Carlsberg Special Brew T-shirt which I obtained after calling the consumer helpline phone number on the side of the can and spending 20 drunken minutes pleading with the woman who answered the phone to send...
    • Mad Cyril
    • Thread
    • brew carlsberg dru fro owning qui shirt town
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. The Artful Shrimper

    Phillistines !

    Have just enjoyed a convesration with someone from South Africa. There we were by the tea making counter and I was suprised by how much attention and time they were taking to brew the tea, the tea-bag getting a healthy steep and squeeze. The Saffa commented, "making tea is an art, you need to...

  13. A major earthquake has hit Southend

    A major earthquake measuring 7.8 on the Richter scale has hit Southend in the > early hours of the 17th June 2004. The epicentre was the Town Centre. > > Casualties were seen aimlessly saying 'bang out of order', 'mental' and > 'that did my ed in'. The earthquake decimated the area causing...
    • windybottom
    • Thread
    • alcohol bang bedroom bone brew burn carlsberg caused chocolate collections damaged ead earthquake fur furniture historic money nutella parcels ski southend spread supply town woken
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  14. Hattrick Week 6

    How did we all do this week peeps ? Birri FC managed a 2-1 away win with 10 men against the bottom side. Southey F.C - Birri FC 1 - 2 Date: 12/21/2003 at 18:00 MatchID: 10452165 Arena: Southey F.C Arena Crowd: 3894 A scorching day at Southey F.C Arena, where 3894 spectators were in...
    • Birri
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    • behaviour brew christopher daniels eva evans following hut icke mackay pace rate rea
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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