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  1. Cricko

    Is Cameron running scared?

    Is David Cameron running scared of the TV debates,or is he too worried his playground bullies behind him in PQT won't be there to support, roar and wave their white papers in the air. 5 years ago when he was in opposition he was all for TV debates when Brown was in power. He then insisted on...
  2. Flat track bullies ? ;

  3. UKIP up to shenanigans...

    So a guy took this poster, and he decides to research all of the claims and polices with evidence: Normal response would be for a political party to say thanks to someone for making their proposed policies clear and public. However UKIPs reaction (either formally or via a supporter) is to...
  4. Online bullies

    Last few days we have been bombarded with tales of people being abused and threatened with all manner of violence,Yesterday it was revealed a young girl took her life over so called Internet bullies. The easy thing to do is stop using these sites or have a complete break from the online world...
  5. C C Csiders

    A considered opinion

    There is an air of inevitability about defeat against Bradford on Friday evening, and when (not if) this occurs the time for big decisions will have been reached. That will be six games without a win, and, at least 12 without a good performance. For a team that was top of the league, two games...
  6. Benfleet A1

    Bullies and Bullying

    Now bare with me good readers, this is going somewhere but I want to give it some background first. When I was a kid I was bullied, bad. My first taste of it was at the grand old age of 4 years old at nursery school where a phycotic 5 year old used to attack the entire fraturnity. He would rip...
  7. Can of Worms Opened, Europe turns on the Premier League Bully Boys

    Like the Headmaster at a School, FIFA are now rounding up the bullies of the football world and taking them to task... Manchester City the latest club to be investigated for illegal transfer activity. When Lens were succesful in their pursuit of a just punishment for Chelsea FC over the Gael...
  8. Born in the 1940's, 50's, 60's and 70's???

    CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1940's, 50's, 60's and 70's ! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, raw egg products, loads of bacon and...
  9. Yorkshire Blue

    England in Sri Lanka

    First warm-up game today in Colombo. England have actually beaten their hosts to Sri Lanka, which is promising. They've also managed to beat me out there, as my flight isn't until Saturday. Sri Lanka were last night falling to a 2-0 defeat in convict land. Needing a world record 507 to win on...
  10. sufcintheprem

    Before we all get too excited (more stats)

    Our record against top half opposition goes... P4 W0 D0 L4 F5 A11 (eleven!) I've still not quite worked out whether this is against teams currently in the top half or top half at the time but top half now would mean Orient, Leeds, Tranmere and Brighton (just). Rather re-enforces the point...
  11. Dodgiest Away ground.

    They just showed a documentary on our cable Television here in Sao Paulo called the Real Football Factories with Danny Dyer. I know the man is a bit of a knob and some of his sayings etc are quite cringable but none the less the it was quite an intesting programme and brought back some memories...
  12. J

    People you hate

    for me, it's mainly types of people, instead of actual examples.. 1.Paedophiles, bullies and cowards, 2.terrorists, cowards, 3.Benefit babes, grab grab grab.. 4.Grunger thingies.. soap dodgers, and blokes wearing make up 5.Murderers, no right to take someone elses life 6.Female Liberists...
  13. BoyWonder2

    What are you listening to?

    Pretty straight forward really: What you listening to at the moment? - Audio Bullies - Bang Bang What do you listen to on the way to work/out in the car etc? - Radio 1.
  14. Advice needed

    There's one girl here who's 19 and is really annoying me now. Her parents are strict Christians and would be appaled if they found out what she was doing, but acts like a f*cking angel when their down. She smokes weed like every night and drinks all the time. She's the ringleader of...
  15. Andy_S

    Great Homer Simpson lines

    Found these elsewhere and I thought some us might be in need of a laugh. Homer: 'Ah, God , my favourite fictional character Homer: Where's the Duff, Marge? Marge: We're all out, Homer. Would you like a fruit juice? Homer: Don't toy with me woman! Homer : Well, he's...