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  1. MrB

    FC - Match 7

    Cricket is for girls v ShrimperZone CC Pretty much a promotion decider today: 1. ShrimperZone CC 6 3 0 3 0 28 15 97 2. Cricket is for girls 6 3 0 3 0 24 16 94 Sunny/C&H/Sunny is the forecast so a vital toss to win and we managed it. Set ourselves to hopefully bat all day. Digana makes his...
  2. Benfleet A1

    Question If it came to an end, could we really cope?

    I have just finished reading The Day of the Triffids for the umptenth time and it got me wondering. If civilisation as we know it came to an end how would those left survive and due to the technical world we have been brought up in, would that leave us even more worse off. Let me explain. That...
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    • Replies: 34
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  3. Question Does My Housemate Have a Vagina?

    This morning, I started to question my housemates manliness for the first time... Got up this morning with no work so thought I'd make myself a quick bacon sarnie while listening to Sky Sports News before getting to the gym. I left the kitchen door open so I could hear about Dean Ashton finally...
  4. ldnfatso

    Only a man would attempt this!

    Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife... A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this to a forum: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest... The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was...
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Yer Blues

    Charlie Brooker's Screen burn

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/2009/dec/05/charlie-brooker-screen-burn one of the funniest artical's i have read in a while.
  6. TrueBlue

    Jemery Kyle

    Now as I am now one of Maggies Millions on the rock and roll - I now get a regular fix of Jeremy kyle BUT NOT ANYMORE! There is a kid on there who has been burnt or something so what does Kyle do? TAKE THE POOR SOD TO A WEST HAM GAME AND MEET THE PLAYERS ETC..!!! Talk about kicking somebody...

  7. Things aint that bad at RH after all

    Reading this you realise things aint too bad at SUFC, this is an actual letter sent to Grimsby Town by a fan after a game this season, read on its very good........ Dear Players of Grimsby Town FC I am writing with regard to my absolute astonishment and disbelief as to the sheer magnitude...
    • shrimperton
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    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  8. Shrimper

    Grimsby rant

    :D Absolutely brilliant.
    • Shrimper
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    • afford bedroom beloved brough burn contribute description ead easyjet eating imagination kidney limb money packing pathe phrase porn prepared ran science stones supply tents toss town underpants wives youth
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Tommy2holes

    Burning DVD's. Help required ...

    I have been downloading and watching movies through utorrent on my pc and i have a fairly old p.c running xp and recently brought an external dvd writer for it. I am not the most technically gifted , but i was wondering what programme i could use to burn files on to dvd and will they then play...

  10. You've got to hand it to him

    I've never met the man, so haven't seen his skills first hand, but you've got to hand it to him. Ron Martin must have incredibly slick PR skills. He seems to be like teflon. Whenever there is something bad to face, either someone else is put forward to take the flak or he somehow wins people...
    • ElstreeBlue
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    • Replies: 51
    • Forum: Finances and the Future of SUFC

  11. Roll call for the fans.

    If everything we have heard or read about the current state of The Blues finances is true then it is time to stop pointing the finger and lift our butt cheeks from the cosy armchair and do something/anything to be of positive assitance to our club. Many suggest RM is guilty of mismanagement of...
  12. DTS

    Question Have you ever met a Spurs fan who is not a ****?

    I know we all give West Ham some stick and most of us hope they crash and burn but got to say on a one to one basis I think most West Ham fans are good lads. I despise them for attemtong to nick our support and I hate it when kids come to Roots Hall in West Ham shirts etc but I guess you can...
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    • Replies: 30
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. Napster

    Shortlist

    Now, I quite like Shortlist magazine, the freebie you get on Thursdays from tube stations. Imagine my horror therefore when today I saw Steve Lamacq's most memorable Col U matches inside the back cover. He even says Southend aren't their main rivals (Ipswich?). I'm tempted to burn the rag...

  14. Setting up a charity website

    Last week three of my colleagues in the London area were tragically hurt in an accident. Two of them were so badly burnt and have undergone operations and skin graphs whilst the other was less badly burnt but is suffering mentally. Now I would like to start a charity website along the lines of...
  15. chadded

    Confed Cup

    Following on from the USAs impressive victory over Spain last night, tuned into South Africa V Brazil just now with about 75 minutes gone and the score nil nil. Managed to get 13/8 on Brazil to win. Cheers Danny Alves. Fiver on that became £13 something. Easy money. Anyway, seeing as theres...
  16. BLUEBLOOD

    Happy Birthday to Ian the Girth

    He's burnt down one side, he's burnt down one side etc ... :whistling: Many happy returns Ian, have a great day
  17. Slipperduke

    Champions League Reports

    Apologies, I've been rushed off my feet this week. Here's both games for you. Is it so inconceivable that Arsenal could end this strangest of seasons as Champions of Europe? Arsene Wenger described his side as 'super-outsiders' before the first leg of their clash with Villarreal, but even after...
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    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  18. seany t

    Question Your experiences of taking the other half to the football...

    I was talking to my boss today who failed to convince his wife to come with him and watch the Chelsea vs Liverpool CL match last night, as she thought it'd be a 'dull game'. But it reminded me of my own experiences when trying to convince the better half of what makes going to the football so...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  19. how fed up are you ?

    betwen one and ten - or one and and a hundred whatever ... 1. just a bit irritable today 10. burnt the shirt and on the phone to Russell Slade begging him to come on down
  20. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Bafta awards 2009

    Not my favourite way to spend a Sunday evening but the wife loves them so after 180 mins of football on Sky today i thought it would be only fair to watch them with her. My predictions for the main awards are as follows Best Film A 2 horse race between THE CURIOUS CASE OF...
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