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  1. Yorkshire Blue

    Christmas Carols with the words replaced by Southend players

    In the style of teletext Alex to be sung with gusto Harkness Harrold Angell Ling Boere Lee* Newman King Easton Worth(ington) Mohsni Mild(enhall) Bodley Spinner Marek Szmid Goy Fell Hall Lee** Nelson [Rise] Jones Ron Humphreys N'Diayes*** Smith Lee# Angell Hick Cost(ello) D'Sane Christophe...
  2. Where have you lived and what was it like?

    So where have zoners lived and how was it for you? SHELLBEACH ROAD CANVEY--a old prefab house,loved it but i was only little. LIEGH BECK LANE-- canvey again til i was about 5,backed on to canveys ground so watched rubbish football from my window ST CHRISTOPHERS CLOSE-- last stop on canvey ,bit...
  3. canveyshrimper

    Christmas joke - almost.

    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honour of this holy season' Saint Peter said, ‘You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it...
  4. ldnfatso

    2008's First Christmas Joke

    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honour of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it...
  5. Slipperduke

    A Christmas Tale

    They don't do it in Germany, they've long since given it up in Spain and the French would be astonished if you suggested that they should give it a try. The Christmas football fixture list is a curiously British and Irish disease. With almost every other civilised nation doing the sensible...
  6. The Artful Shrimper

    An adultish joke

    Bob and his wife Carol are about to go to a "Mime and Masquerade" party which is all the rage. You all go in costumes and throughout the night, face hidden, you are not allowed to speak. Carol unfortuanatly develops a headache and tells husband Bob that she can't make it. "That's a shame," he...
  7. Fat Bastid's

    Yes folks! Christmas is almost here again so get ready for my first festive funny! Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes...
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