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  1. RHB

    Prostate Cancer checks

    With the latest news that Bill Turnbull has announced that he has been diagnosed with Prostate Cancer is it time for men over, say 40, to be regularly tested? I know it's not a subject that a lot of blokes want to discuss but it is rapidly becoming one of the prevalent cancers in men and early...
  2. Soccer AM - Away Days

    Hey guys, I watch Soccer AM every week and I love how Frankie Fryer goes to a different club each week and checks it all out Would love to see Southend on the show one day, so was hoping if someone could send an email to Soccer AM so I could get a look at what Southend on Sea is really like...

    Laser Eye Surgery

    I'm off to London tomorrow for all my pre-op checks before having laser surgery on Tuesday Must admit to crapping myself a little so having a round of golf in the morning to take my mind off it Anyone here whos had it or thinking about it ?? i'll report back after assuming i can see :Scared2:
  4. The General

    Drugs problem in 4 local pubs

    Courtesy of: Echo online FOUR Southend venues face having their licences reviewed after police found evidence of cocaine use. Traces of the Class A drug were found in a series of police searches of pubs and bars. It is believed customers had taken cocaine in toilet cubicles. The four...
  5. Mad Cyril

    Police national computer/ CRB checks.

    Has anyone been through one of these type of background checks? I have been offered a new job and am concerned that a night in Rayleigh nick nearly 20 years ago following some drunken hi-jinks may come back to bite me in the backside. I have a letter from the OB saying no information is held...
  6. Winkle

    My first go at internet banking!

    I am not a dinosaur (my kids my think differently) but after changing banks I now have access to online banking. I no what you are all going to say..."I was doing all my accounts this way years ago, blah, blah blah" but truthfully I just never had the time or could be bothered and did not see...
  7. Supershrimper

    Articles in Todays Echo - Dated 2/07/2010

    This has been copied word for word from todays echo. The two page spread on pages 8-9. A Lot of it is what we knew already, we up a creak without a paddle, and most probably a raft as well. Taxman Targets Blues…Again (Taken from the Echo, pages 8-9) This time the club owes £200,000...
  8. Cricko

    Southend Council speak out.

    The leader of Southend Council fears for the future of Southend United following fresh revelations about the state of the club's finances. Tory Nigel Holdcroft warned if Fossetts farm doesn't go ahead soon the club could find itself homeless.And he said the Council was powerless to intervene...
  9. Bielzibubz

    Oh what a dilemma

    Right fellow SUFC gluttons for punishment, I require some suggestions. Now call this a mid life crisis if you wish but I have no one to consider when making this decision except myself so I hope you understand. I'm looking for a new car with these specs. 1. Must be sporty and relatively...
  10. fbm

    Imaginary conversations... or are they?

    Date - 1st July. Venue - Tilly's bedroom. The alarm goes off at 7 am. ST: <yawn> Ah well, another day another dollar. To be fair, it is the start of a new contract year. I wonder if Brushy has sorted out our new players. Better ring and find out. <Dials Brushies number. Phone rings for...
  11. Slipperduke

    Villa Fans Need A Reality Check

    The Premier League table has an eerily familiar look, doesn't it? In amongst the excitement of Liverpool's emphatic victory at Old Trafford and the discovery of stardust in the boots of Andrey Arshavin, this was the weekend when Aston Villa finally dipped out of the top four. There can't be many...
  12. OldBlueLady

    Update on Cinderella

    I hope you like this, and it's not too ancient a one! Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship. One sunny afternoon...
  13. Irish_Shrimper

    Interview with an Exile - Part 11: The tables have turned!

    Hi folks, This will be the final Interview with an Exile for Series 1, and I thought I would give some of the people I have cheekily edited on here over the past few months the opportunity to get their own back. So in the series finale, I am answering the questions! Would like to thank...
  14. ldnfatso

    DoDts or GoDoDts checks in!

    :clap:Baby Holly checked in at 10.44am today with a full head of hair weighing just under 9lb . Mother and baby are doing well apparently. Not so sure about Dave though! Congrats to all!
  15. Hotman

    Favourite ever Steward

    We've had some ****ing stupid questions recently the one at the east corner of south who checks everyones tickets before they go upstairs
  16. CC51DAS

    Colchester to ground share Roots Hall ? Fiction or Friction ?

    Incredible story - do we want these inbred's contaminating our place ? Colchester to play at Ipswich or Southend Colchester United will need to play most of their home matches at either Ipswich Town's Portman Road or Southend United's Roots Hall grounds for most of this season. The...
  17. Wesley Snipes to serve 3 years in prison for tax convictions

    Wesley Snipes called on famous friends to vouch for him, highlighted his clean criminal record and even wrote the government $5 million in checks — all in an effort to convince a judge that his conviction on tax charges should cost him nothing more than home detention and some public service...
  18. Poker Players

    I know there are a few players on here, But I meet someone at the gut shot in london friday night, and this is one 100% serious he messaged it to me this morning, Im wondering what people think on this for a poker table? Can someone please, help me here... Playing cash on friday night...
  19. Davros

    Top Gear Presenters

    WHo is your favourite? I mean in terms of humour/Good presenting, although if your female or bat for the other side, i suppose you can base this on looks. Mine is May. His pompousness and ott obsession with checks etc causes me much humour, especially the way it winds up Clarkson.
  20. lee_sufc

    Mortgage advice

    We're first time buyers and have recently received an "Agreement in Principle" for a mortgage. Does this mean that we have more or less for the mortgage or are there still more checks to be done?