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  1. palexander

    Collymore on a Forest forum

    Apparantly Stan has spent some time on a Notts Forest board tonight chatting to fans as he does on here! They are running a campaign to get him to play for them next year and he was answering questions for about 30 mins. Wonder if he still checks in here - sure he'd rather play for us than...
  2. jontosh2001 views - Leeds 17th March

    Match Report – Leeds United by Jon Tosh Late Leeds Comeback Checks Blues Survival Hopes A packed Roots Hall witnessed an electric game between Leeds and Southend, both looking for the three points that would go a long way towards Championship status next season. Turning onto Shakespeare...
  3. South Bank Hank

    Tommy Cooper

    You can't beat a bit of Tommy so which was his best? 1. Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 2. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. 3. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50...
  4. Andy Thomson

    A Carlisle friend of mine sent me this message which I thought quite interesting: "The game was absolutely dire for an hour. Neither side could fathom a chance at goal. Thomson came on and the crowd came alive. They absolutely love him there, because he turned down a couple of other clubs...

    It has been well discussed recently with regards to the issues some supporters have had in getting into Roots Hall with the access control turnstiles. We have been working hard since our last league game to sort out the problems fans have been having with Season Cards and match tickets. We...
  6. Southendsleeper

    See you next Wednesday - A match report

    Well, what can I say. Some of the worst officials I've seen at the hall, the ref was a disgrace, missing most things, yet giving trivial thing. Hard but fair tackles were penalised, Freddy, fouled but with the ball at his feet in front of goal is stopped to take the ball back for a freekick...
  7. Insureandgo

    Needed some insurance for me last minute holiday the other week so decided to give em a call. Not too bad just £9 although wouldn’t give me any sort of discount baring in mind each Saturday I walk around advertising their services. Anywho… met me mates out in Ibiza and mentioned the whole...
  8. Interpol Shrimper

    Friday joke

    A World renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps is walking down the High St. one day when he spots an advert in his local record shop for "Wasp sounds from around the Globe". On further enquiry he discovers that a vinyl recording of this subject has just been released and a few...
  9. Some

    >1. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key..." > >2. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only cling film for >shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts." > >3. I went to buy some...