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  1. Woofers wanted.

    A woofer is a person thats works for feck all for five hours a day but gets three meals a day and accommodation free and gets the chance to try out another country whilst helping the host make a fortune from slave labour. Would be good for a ny youngster studying FRench or for any youngster...
  2. Shrimpergarry

    Operation Meet the Street

    Did anyone else see this on BBC1 just before Christmas? It featured in Episode 3 TV Presenter Dominic Littlewood, who is a Southend boy. The programme focuses on loneliness and at one point there is an interview with a guy called Keith who says he has started coming to watch Southend so he can...
  3. Hawkwell Blue

    Question Today's Trivia

    Which famous chef played for us yesterday?
  4. Hello Shrimpers

    Im a huge Southend fan, I went to my first game at roots hall aged 10 in December 1989 against Exeter, we lost 4-2 if i remember correctly, but loved the buzz of the game sitting in the east stand. I try to go to as many games home & away as possible but its hard with work being a chef! look...
  5. Mad Cyril

    The Little Chef.

    Hero or villain - you decide. My brother (who does a lot of driving) calls him The Little Thief. One thing is for sure - you get less trouble in Little Chef car Parks than at motorway services.
  6. southend4ever

    D-Day has arrived - England v Slovenia

    Journalists and the pessimistic England nation have had their field days in the lead up to this match since the final whistle against Algeria. The England players and manager have had a chance to balls up their interviews and create more attention and build negativity around the team. Rumours...
  7. Uncle Leo

    RIP Keith Floyd

    One of my favourite drunks has died. What a shame. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8256260.stm Before I changed it to Larry Bird, my avatar showed the man himself in typical drinking pose. Stuff yer Jamie Oliver, Floyd was a proper TV chef. I hope they serve red wine in heaven or else...
  8. Ipswich Keeper Quits

    Must be mad............ ONE of Roy Keane's brightest young stars yesterday walked away from professional football at the tender age of 22. Ireland Under 21 goalkeeper Shane Supple left his manager 'shocked' by announcing his decision to leave the club after six years because, he said: 'I've...
  9. DTS

    Question Wedding day dilemas - Am I being out of order.

    Mrs DtS and I are quite frankly at loggerheads. The wedding of the decade - no sorry century is now just 5 weeks and 3 days away. All appears to be done except the fact I have no ring, suit or speech but hey plenty of time. About six months ago we went to see my good friend and SZ poster (And...
  10. Pale Blue Dot

    Mcnasty on tv

    just seen ken in a little chef on the more 4. spooky

    Funny email

    Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honouring the least evolved among us. Here is the glorious winner: 1. When his 38-calibre revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California , would-be robber James Elliot did...
  12. Breaking News Rev's Daily Diary

    From the Blues Insider e-mail REVELLING IN IT Welcome to this weeks column of ‘Revelling In It’. Whilst I could talk about Saturday’s performance in detail again, sometimes words aren’t enough and it becomes time to let our feet do the talking, of which we are confident of doing so against...
  13. MK Shrimper

    RIP Isaac Hayes

    Soul legend and voice of Chef in South Park has joined the choir invisible. RIP sir :( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8goTypMVcI
  14. Winkle

    Chinese Restaurant!

    I love a ruby, where as the Mrs likes chinese food so we tend to alternate as much as possible between the two. However my local indian is a friendly warm place with great food and a relaxed atmosphere which is good because we often sit and chat for some time after finishing with no pressure to...
  15. DTS

    SZ Careers Advice Centre.

    Right, Last few months has been a really hard time to be a mortgage broker. The whole market has been flipped upside down and people that we could mortgage six months ago we cant even think about now. I cant knock the job really as its good income and basically I spend my whole day talking...
  16. Xàbia Shrimper

    You know you're a squaddie when ...

    Anyone who is currently serving and has served in the past should be able to identify with many of these certain 'traits'; sadly I do! You know you've been Defence institutionalised (made military) when... You use target indication to point out hot chicks. You use the term 'chicks' You...
  17. DTS

    My work related dilema.

    Right, Times are tough as a mortgage broker at the moment. The Bank of England have done all he can to make buying a less and less attractive proposition. As a result we are having to all the networking and calling on our resources we can to get us through a quiet period. As a result I am...
  18. C C Csiders

    TV Celebrity Chefs: which one would you cook?

    Right. Which of these celebrity chef's would you put in a mincer or roast alive on the spit-roast.
  19. Spurs' dodgy day

    well, spurs had an off day. Pretty weird stuff, at midday their game was set to be called off cos over half their squad woke up with food poisoning, they were given the option of a 2 hour delay but declined it and then they lost 3-2, missing out on the Champions League. it all seems a...
  20. Martin Robinson

    As revealed by Paul Brush during the half-time interview on radio this evening (12 Jan), Martin Robinson is now a chef ... WS