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  1. Benfleet A1

    A Pig 36 Hours

    We all get them, we all have those days when you wish you could turn back the clock and stay in bed but where would be the fun in that. I knew it was coming because I had prior warning that there was no cover for sunday night and I had already been asked to help out. Not a major problem, I...
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    • arriving bang battery bottles ched chuck clowns cooked deed degree discovery dru engine fags fitted ford fro grotty guinness jake jobs jury knackered liverpool loading mechanics mondays olds pain poxy qui rover shagged shirt shun stairs stopped suffering supplier terra truck trucks types wild wish
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. SUBBlue

    Re- Mortgages...

    Boring thread for a Tuesday - sorry people but as I'm in the process of remortgaging thought I'd chuck this one out there to see what the consensus was. We were paying best part of a grand a month until my fixed rate expired Dec 09. Payments have now dropped to around 700 due to current base...
    • SUBBlue
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    • chuck cos expired fixed mortgages
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. blues_r_best

    Super Chuck Norris

    http://www.9mine.com/play/game_11445_Super%252520Norris.html

  4. Paul Brush on Baddiel and Skinner's Fantasy Football

    Just going through some old VHS tapes before I chuck them, and had forgotten that our very own Paul Brush used to appear on BBC's Fantasy Football programme. I think he was a number two back then also -- to Basil Brush.
  5. Yorkshire Blue

    RIP Douglas Jardine

    I know he died 50 odd years ago, but he'll be spinning in his grave more than a Murali chuck. Angelo Mathews hit a single out to midwicket and as it was only Graeme Swann, turned to come back for a second run despite the fact it was only ever a run and a half. Mathews then ran into Onions, the...
  6. The General

    Yooooffff Pulls Week One

    Al Riley (2672564) Al is a RH Batsman and LM Bowler. He is an attacking player with worthless leadership skills and worthless experience. He currently has respectable batting form, respectable bowling form and fresh fitness. Plays For: General Stars Nationality: England Age: 17 Years Old...

  7. Sod Film Directors, the Next Poll Should be...

    Who would in a fight. Contestants should be the likes of Seagal, Stallone, Arnie, JCVD, Jack Bauer, Vin Diesel, Chuck Norris in an epic fight to the death to decide the fate of the planet.

  8. Filthiest Bird Ever Nailed.

    Thats right folks there are plenty about especially in Essex. Mine has to be an old taffy bird I nailed in Greece with the cockroach, she was a dead ringer for Irene from home and away but with corn beaf legs. Anyway there we were in bar drinking some cheap horrible vodka in pints and these...
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    • applause beds booze chuck eating extras screaming shoes ski snake town truck walls wasn wish
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Sherif H

    The Blue Voice - Some suggestions

    I sat in the BV section today, forgoing my usual season ticket spot in the South Upper...I also persuaded two of my fellow seasos to make the move. I am all for a singing section, and at times today, we saw the best of the Roots Hall Roar, but its got to be said, people will be put off making...
    • Sherif H
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    • behaviour brough cas chuck colourful faced fro hall money roots seasos
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  10. DoDTS

    Away Ticket prices

    Hereford on Saturday, standing in a covered terrace £13 quite a bargain, or Brighton sitting in the open three miles from the pitch, £20 NOT a bargain. It’s 2009 and I don’t think spectators should be expected to rough it in the open when it could easily chuck it down with rain. Yeovil and...
  11. Slipperduke

    Victory For Football? Not Quite...

    Finally someone listened to Kaka. Throughout this entire silly episode, the Brazilian midfielder has begged and pleaded with the AC Milan management not to sell him to Manchester City. He has told them that he wants to stay and captain the side. He said that he wanted to grow old at the San...
  12. duncan bulgaria

    My old man is a hoodie and a criminal

    Could help but laugh when i spoke to my old man yesterday as he was telling me that now he has his free bus pass he has been reaping the rewards of being retired by taking my muv into classy establishments like the five bells and the moon and square ?? in Basildon ( lucky lady ). Anyway he...
  13. Benfleet A1

    Diary of a Shrimper in Devon

    Saturday (Early) The alarm went off bang on 5 and hit the wall at 1 second past, my reflexes are still pretty quick even at this god awful hour. Get up and stand on clock. Scream and kick clock. Scream louder as I remember I have nothing on my feet. Clock looks all smug as I limp to the...
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    • attraction ayers bang bathroom bitter bon campsite chuck deceased doorstep dressed enjoyed flashed foo fur gods headed hoof hurts ish lived lose lying money salad shire snake stopped tents trance wasn
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. Irish_Shrimper

    Carlisle, the Irish, and a terrible hangover...

    Just back from the trip to Glasgow and Carlisle about an hour ago - Still absolutely buzzing from the result! First off, I'd like to say it was an absolute pleasure meeting those of you I bumped into and sat beside for the match. You, along with the masses that travelled up, are an absolutely...
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    • arriving atmosphere chuck deed didn dominance especially foo generated griffin hut ish knackers mis pres qui ran singing southminster starters thrown
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  15. Slipperduke

    Chelsea v Everton

    Chelsea hauled themselves to within two points of Manchester United with a 1-0 victory over Everton that I would be tempted to call dour, if it hadn't have preceded the least informative press conference since Rafa Benitez told us nineteen times that he was concentrating on coaching the team...
  16. fredheim_holm

    Brighton highlights

    Ozzy showed me them, but as they aren't on here I thought might aswell chuck them on. Link Clarkes flick and barretts strike looks even better on that then I thought when they went in.

  17. Players Coach Attacked

    How much do you hate Orient? Well, their magnificient fans have surpassed themselves today by attacking our team coach in Leyton High Road. Several bottle were thrown as it passed a pub and one of the windows was smashed. None of the players were hurt but an elderly gentlemen travelling with...
  18. Kenny

    One for the stattos - Champions beaten at Roots Hall

    Leeds won the Division One (Premier League) title in 1992 - tonight we beat them 1-0 Man United have won the Premier league too many times for me to list - last season we beat them 1-0 Notts Forest won the title in 1978 - a couple of seasons ago we beat them 1-0 Last season we beat Burnley...
  19. SUFC_Al

    Metal Monday Pt.4

    Monday has come round again so it's time for another installment of Metal (Is Not Gay, according to the majority of SZ users) Monday. Once again I thank my brother, this time We're Not Cockneys, for his choice. Widely regarded as "the first Death Metal band" Death was created by...
    • SUFC_Al
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    • chuck diagnosed florida fur guitarist metal musicians remarkable roots
    • Replies: 31
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  20. Leeds and Southed

    On the one hand you have Leeds,half a mill for every home game,with no intention of paying any there creditors, firms that have gone out of business,because Leeds have owed them thousends,where does the money go. To the Darren Byfields of this world 10 or 15 grand a week. Sothend united, 4.2...
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