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  1. RHB

    Bacon, Sausages and burgers are bad for you!!

    I'm not a great lover of burgers but the latest WHO report on health risks puts two of my favourites right up there on the 'no no' list. I shall not be refraining from sausages and bacon, but is nothing sacred in the dietary world these days? Obviously this could have a serious impact on South...
  2. Mad Cyril

    Best place to buy fireworks of dubious legality

    I have been invited to a BYO firework display which is quite clearly going to turn into a p1ssing contest between the adult males. Can anyone recommend an establishment that sells fireworks of almost unimaginable power at surprising low prices? None of this Standard/Black Cat crap that...
  3. Tommy2holes

    E-Cigarettes

    Having smoked on and off for years (mainly on) I decided to get an vaping cigarette from the shop in the eastgate centre for me and the other half. Not sure what to make of it yet but if it's better for me and saves me some dough I'm taking it as a positive. Anyone else want to share their...
  4. Cricko

    Good Blog from Old_Holborn

    Taxing Festive Cheer - a new lowI do hope you all enjoyed the festivities over Christmas. Perhaps, like I, you drank a fine wine with friends, or smoked a cigar with your Cognac to celebrate one of the few remaining holidays the taxman allows us revenue producing drones. No sooner have we put...
  5. pickledseal

    Parent Text App: How to text your children...

    I'm intrigued by this for a variety of reasons... I don't have children, but spend all day every day communicating with young people. Texting is a powerful force and so often communication takes place between parents and their children in this way. Indeed, even at 27 often I will text my own...
  6. Rusty Shackleford

    The Soviet Union - the Great Socialist Utopia

    Just to get the ball rolling.... 'the annual risk of a person under Soviet control being murdered by the regime was 1 out of 222. But, compare - the annual risk of anyone in the world dying from war was 1 out of 5,556, from smoking a pack of cigarettes a day was 1 out of 278, from any cancer...
  7. Vange Shrimper

    Quitting Smoking

    So i've just done the deed of snapping all my cigarettes to pieces because I just can't be bothered with it anymore. It is also one of my resolutions to quit, so I though sod it, i'll start early. I know I've said in the past that I will quit, but I really mean it this time. I'm fed up of it and...
  8. Slipperduke

    Barton Gets Toon Out Of Jail

    You can say whatever you like about his moral compass, and I've certainly used several pages of this newspaper to do that in the past, but you cannot question Joey Barton's courage. On his first full game since being released from prison, the occasional Newcastle midfielder smashed home an early...
  9. Slipperduke

    Sir Alex Ferguson

    It's not often that a manager can switch to good, old-fashioned 4-4-2 and be thought of as a tactical genius, but when Sir Alex Ferguson deployed his troops in a formation that many believed he had turned his back on forever, it was another demonstration of why he's still at the top of his game...
  10. Slipperduke

    2008 European Championships

    While England’s footballers sulk in their sun-loungers, the rest of the continent will be contesting the 2008 European Championships. Iain Macintosh, who still won’t allow the word ‘McClaren’ to be uttered in his home, runs the rule over some of the potential stars of the summer. This week, it’s...
  11. Favourite type of Bread?

    Having just come back from the shop after puchasing essential supplies, well mainly coffee and cigarettes, it occured to me the multiple choices of bread there are. Personally my favourite is an uncut white seeded bloomer, all those poppy seeds just make it delectable, though a pain in the...
  12. Slipperduke

    A Bit Of Fry & Olly

    Ah, I've been waiting to do this for a long time. Just before the World Cup we happy few here at Icons.com were tasked with creating a new football podcast. We were given a little bit of budget to make a pilot episode of something that would hopefully get snapped up by a big sponsor...
  13. Vange Shrimper

    Proud to be British?

    Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything...
  14. Spaceman Spiff

    Uncle Jacques

    Just for M Chirac, hater of all things English is this lovely ditty penned by messrs Curtis & Goodall: Why I hate the French These lyrics are from the Live in Belfast performance. We offered kindly to donate them Calais And all they gave us back was the bidet And now they won't let...
  15. Spaceman Spiff

    Uncle Jacques

    Just for M Chirac, hater of all things English is this lovely ditty penned by messrs Curtis & Goodall: Why I hate the French These lyrics are from the Live in Belfast performance. We offered kindly to donate them Calais And all they gave us back was the bidet And now they won't let...
  16. BoyWonder2

    Best Of British

    Best of British   Be very proud to be British Because:   Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.   Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy...
  17. cigarettes shop?

    Good afternoon to all of you! Will you be so kind to give me the address of some internet shop where I can buy cigarettes Marlboro?
  18. Guide To Southend-On-Sea

    Southend On Sea: Face to face with the missing link. _POSTEDON Monday, July 26 @ 10:40:26 CEST by Mr_Cholmondley-Warne Mr_Cholmondley-Warne _WRITES: "I spent four years of my life forced to live in the hellhole that is Southend and I loathed every hour of it. This pit has no redeeming...
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