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  1. Tangled up in Blue

    RIp Leonard Cohen

    A truly great soul has passed.RIP Leonard.At least your body won't have to ache in the places you used to play anymore. https://www.theguardian.com/music/2016/nov/11/leonard-cohen-obituary https://www.theguardian.com/music/musicblog/2015/may/06/leonard-cohen-10-of-the-best
  2. Benfleet A1

    The Guardian Exposed

    The next time a link to The Guardian is rammed down your neck by those that would eat the rich, demand socialism and deny choice, then consider this. A list of Guardian contributors who demand equality for the downtrodden but have, of course, never experienced hardship and never will. I give...
  3. Mad Cyril

    New Sacha Baron Cohen movie filmed at Roots Hall

    Apologies if this is old news. http://www.theguardian.com/film/2014/jun/10/grimsby-sacha-baron-cohen-johnny-vegas-gabourey-sidibe
  4. Tangled up in Blue

    Pay freeze for millions until 2020?

    http://gu.com/p/35v22 The future's not looking so good,if this is accurate.Neither bright nor orange,more like Leonard Cohen's "murder". "I've seen the future, brother: it is murder. Things are going to slide, slide in all directions Won't be nothing Nothing you can measure anymore."
  5. Cricko

    Round 1 Heat 10

    Heat 10 brings together a very interesting battle between, Phil Collins - Crawliano v Leonard Cohen - Bearded Shrimper The Zoner's will decide who goes through.
  6. Cricko

    Draws and Results

    Ok Chaps and Ladies..Here is the draw for the first round....Heats start Tomorrow the 6th. 2 Heats per day discounting weekends. Please remember YOU must post at least a video or some copy as to why your nominee is the best (the content can be from wiki or anywhere else)..Anybody failing to do...
  7. They Call It Madness!!!

    Sacha Baron Cohen - Ali G - Borat - Bruno

    Just found this on youtube - Certainly made me laugh a few times!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P842Tmi6lrc&feature=related Feel free to post any more vids!!
  8. Round 16

    The final draw of the first round brings Ridley Scott (Genial Harry Grout) vs Rob Cohen (Tarquin F) - the only candidate I've not actually heard of :D Good luck Tarqy!
  9. Battle of the MODERN film directors

    Here's the draw in full, made not by Alan Hansen and his warm balls at FA HQ, but a swish Excel Macro I found online. Day 1 M. Night Shyamalan v John Woo Michael Moore v Martin Scorsese Frank Darabont v Guillermo Del Toro Darren Aranofsky v Kevin Smith Day 2 Mike Newell v Sam Mendes. John...
  10. seany t

    New 'Bruno' trailer (from Sacha Baron Cohen AKA 'Ali G / Borat')

    http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/04/02/bruno-red-band-movie-trailer/ You have to enter your birthdate though to see it people. So none of you youngsters putting in your birthday and then substracting 8 years off, ok? Love the poster where he's got the bee keepers outfit on. Amazing...
  11. Slipperduke

    England Have Turned Me Grey

    This week, I made the shocking discovery that I'm going grey. Underneath my enormous thatch of long brown hairs, two brigades of white ones have been outflanking me just above the ears in a slow, silvery advance that had gone entirely unnoticed. The sad thing is that I can pinpoint the origin of...
  12. Mr. Benedict

    Round 2 Match 6: Nottingham Forest 4 Morecambe 0 (Cohen)

    Predictions please.
  13. Forest target a win ....

    "If we can go to Southend and get a win and the others lose then it is down to five points [to second place] with a game in hand to Doncaster." .... Chris Cohen and Calderwood said "We are still in the chasing pack but we have to win the next couple of games." it appears they don't take...
  14. Forest press

    HUNGRY TO PLAY ...AND WIN! 09:00 - 06 November 2007 Forest's promotion push will be fuelled by the squad's fierce appetite for success. That was the message today from skipper Ian Breckin, who admitted that in the past there were a few Reds players who were happy just to collect their pay...
  15. 1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die

    Just heard about this book that was published late last year - some strange choices and (IMHO) some glaring ommisions. That said, I own 293 of these and have heard a further 108 giving me a respectable total of 401. To be honest, dying would be a favourable option to hearing most of the others...
  16. southend4ever


    Chris Cohen what would you think to signing Cohen on loan? I have seen him play a couple of times and he likes to get stuck in. Definitely worth a look and has a lot of promise. Naturally left sided, could be worth giving a go? Would be interested as to what level West Ham want him to go out...
  17. Napster

    Guardian match report

    Harewood gives Hammers the edge Stuart James at Upton Park Wednesday August 25, 2004 The Guardian On a day when West Ham suffered yet another loss to their north London rivals, they were fortunate not to also be on the receiving end of a humbling defeat on the field as they struggled to...