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  1. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    Zone Fundraising Pompey tickets and book combo offer!!

    Righty ho, I've two spare tickets for the Pompey game in East Black (Block E). Looks like the game could be a near sell out if Pompey bring their usual healthy contingent (and the bell ringer:thumbdown:) As a fund raiser for SZ I'll sell off both tickets at the match day price of £25 each and...
  2. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    Zone Fundraising Pompey tickets and book combo offer!!

    Righty ho, I've two spare tickets for the Pompey game in East Black (Block E). Looks like the game could be a near sell out if Pompey bring their usual healthy contingent (and the bell ringer:thumbdown:) As a fund raiser for SZ I'll sell off both tickets at the match day price of £25 each and...
  3. MisterStubbs

    A change of formation?

    I'm a big fan of the old trusted 4-4-2 formation. The big man, little man combo up front with two pacey wingers supplying them creates a lot of problems for teams. But with Josh Wright now in the squad, how well do you think we could get on with a 4-3-3 set up? A midfield three of Lenny, Woody...
  4. Evening Echo

    Blues boss Brown identifies trio of striking targets

    SOUTHEND United manager Phil Brown has identified a trio of striking targets. More...
  5. Centre Half Combo

    With the players we currently have who would you like to see as first choice centre half pairing ? ... for me it would be Barrett, for passion, leadership, commitment but does lack pace of course and Prosser, brave, committed and can play a bit too .... Bolger is too up and down for me and...
  6. Mad Cyril

    Recent DIY wins

    I recently noticed the pressure gauge reading low on my combi boiler. I re-pressurized the system only to notice the pressure drop off again over the next few days. This pointed to a leak in the central heating system which could have involved ripping up newly laid floors at worst and at best...
  7. Shrimpers are Magic

    Beakers Night of the Long Knives coming up?

    The smart money is on Andy Burnham and Yvette Cooper combo but can't see anything happening until Labour are wiped out in Scotland - sorry I mean narrowly defeated in GE http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/11/07/labour-ed-miliband-leadership_n_6119170.html
  8. BOXING: Khan vs Mayweather

    From what I've heard (as I said on another thread) this fight is apparently signed, and they're due to announce it soon, so I thought i'd create this for the build-up to the fight next May. So how do people see this going? Anyone give Khan a chance at all? I'm saying Mayweather wins by...
  9. southend4ever

    The greatest asset

    Seeing how the ultimate sexual combo thread is taking shape I wanted to establish what the ultimate bloke attraction is. I was mortified when I did a sweep with mates the other day and arse beat tits 7-1. So, I put it to you Shrimperzone with the added inclusion of legs... What is the greatest...
  10. DTS

    Your ultimate sexual combo

    As my genuine football question seemed to get more smutty answers than real ones I have decided to have an equally smutty post. Who would your ultimate celeb threesome be (assuming you are one of them). Im going for adult movie star Lisa Ann (experience) with Denise Van Outen in her peak in...
  11. DTS

    Your ideal front two.

    I have left Moshni out of the selection as it seems apparant he is unlikely to be here next season. That said if we kept him my ideal front two would be Mosh and Freddy. In light of that I am going Benyon and Freddy. Benyon has to have more about him to score the goals he has and I am keen to...
  12. * ORM *

    Tips and Q+A

    I have a vested interest in starting this thread with a crucial FC game tomorrow so the first Q is pitch related. I'm away on H&F and struggling for details. Weather affect, do I go with an extra bat, so 4 bowlers and anything else useful. I have no F so it's all about combo of seamers and...
  13. Rob Noxious

    Small Town Doggers

    It's not often that I'm enthused by developments in contemporary music, but I rather like this fine alt.country combo from out here in the wild west ... I haven't got any 'youtube' vids to share with you as yet, but they are one unusual assortment of country rockers who sing songs of kicking the...
  14. DTS

    In what order would you rate the players in central positions?

    We seem to have really depth this season and I am pretty happy with any combo we put out as I rate them all. However if you had to put them in order how you would you go. Central Defence Barker Phillips Moshni Coughlan Prosser Midfield Timlin Grant Kalala Ferdinand Sawyer Attack Dickinson...
  15. DTS

    Best Birds of a Feather sex combo.

    Yesterday in hospital one of the midwives bared a remarkable resemblance to Sharon from birds of a feather. After my son was born you have the inevitable wait as you cant leave hospital for six hours after they are born. The Mrs and Harry were asleep too but despite no sleep for nearly two...
  16. Thrills, Spills and Unpaid Bills - The League One Review Part Two

    Ok, here's the second part to my review of the League One season. Apologies for the delay, have been busy this past week. Brighton Quite how Brighton finished as high as 13th should pay great testament to the work of Gus Poyet since his arrival. Having narrowly avoided the drop last time out...
  17. DTS

    Challenge to most unpopular SZ poster....

    As we all know Ldn Fasto has for about three years now been Shrimperzone most unpopular poster by a country mile..... This is for a combo of reasons....He does talk a lot of rubbish for a start, a number of hardcore posters (Cricko,Kent Shrimper and myself for starters) neg him at every chance...
  18. duncan bulgaria

    Who dresses them ****ers on Top Gear ??

    Surely someone should be getting sacked behind the scenes on that programme , them fellas wear the worst clobber known to man , always got some crazy arsed jeans/ blazer combo going on or a rascal leather jacket to go with it . Now for me the jeans / blazer combo was never in fashion , but if...
  19. DTS

    Your ultimate threesome partners.

    If you could have any two women in the world as part of a threesome who would it be? And for the fence sitters amongst you I am not allowing wives,husbands etc. Personally I would go for Jessica Simpson and Saskia from Big Brother years ago (Not that I liked the show just her). I think its...
  20. Tarquin Fauntleroy

    Bodybuilding Tips

    Hey there Chaps, Do any of you have any body building tips, so that I can max out my physique? Ideally, I'd want to buff up my arms and reduce my breasts to a manageable size. The main reason for this is that I've just bought myself a few white vests and would like to go out to pubs/ clubs...
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