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  1. Help Please

    I have had a team going since Dec 07. I've ignored it for a couple of years and have finally broken through to England League IV. Not doing too badly and looks like i'll stay up. However, My key players are getting old and i'm not sure what to do. Any thoughts what I should do from here...
  2. Question New Laptop Advice

    It's that time again where I'm looking for a new laptop, and I'm looking to draw from the combined wisdom of the Zone! Now I've finished university and starting to earn money, I'm looking at getting a high quality machine that will last me 3-4 years. I want a strong machine with decent battery...
  3. Davros

    Fifa 13

    Just read that if you have X-Box Kinect, you will be able to play the whole game without the controller, utilizing voice control to make subs etc, and even run the risk of being carded for swearing, lol
  4. RobM

    DMX controller for ParBar lights

    Hello each. I have some ParCan LED stage lights and need a DMX controller to use them the way I want. Problem is, what does a DMX do and how can I use it? I know nothing about them, as you may have guessed.
  5. Player Abilities

    Descriptions of the new Player Abilities are up. Have to love the last one... As promised here are some more details about the abilities that your players will perhaps soon be allocated. Note that there is a slight change in the percentage probability of your players having these abilities to...
  6. canveyshrimper

    What's your job title?

    Ambient Replenishment Controller. A ****ing shelf stacker. :D
  7. BoyWonder2


    Guys and girls, Last weekend I was playing pro evo on the PS3, editing kits for a Master League team to fill the time. Now I'm doing this when the whole thing freezes up. I press every button, nothing happens. I press the "p" button in the middle of the controller, nothing happens. In the end I...
  8. Sky box controller

    My Sky box hand controller change channel thingy broke last night .. has anybody got a spare one lying about?......:)
  9. shrimper loz

    London Tube

    A list of actual announcements that London Tube train drivers have made to their passengers... 1) "Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologize for the delay to your service. I know you're all dying to get home, unless, of course, you happen to be married to my ex-wife, in which case you'll want to...
  10. Napster

    Zone Update BBC Essex

    A new email after AS has been in touch with Controller of Five Live Dear David, Your recent note to Adrian Van-Klaveren (Controller of Radio 5 Live) which has been passed to me for reply. Firstly, thank you very much for your email, comments and feedback. Although I have already replied...
  11. Slipperduke

    Britain's Next Top Model

    I made the mistake of allowing Mrs Slipperduke to use the TV controller last night and paid for my lapse by being exposed to this horrible, nasty programme. Did anyone see it? It appears to be some kind of talent show, though it's anyone's guess what the 'talent' is. You knew there was a...
  12. OldBlueLady

    With apologies to Hils - the Thursday Quiz

    Open to all today, and probably far too easy being as the source is aimed at kids! 1. In Greek mythology, who killed the Minotaur? 2. What was the number of Dick Dastardly's car in Wacky Races? 3. In feet, how high is Ben Nevis? 4. Of his 11 brothers, only one was actually...
  13. The Maharajah of Hockley

    The OFFICAL rules of Shotgun

    Shamelessly stolen from another forum, but it's so true... :D
  14. Nintendo Wiiiiii

    Anybody lucky enough to get a Wii over X-Mas? I managed to be in the right place at the right time to get one from Amazon a week or so before X-Mas. Must say, very impressed so far. I have Wii Sports, Wii Play, Red Steel and Zelda so far - as well as a couple of Gamecube Games. Sports in...
  15. Guitar Hero PS2

    I dont normally get time to play too many games these days, but I really fancied this one - and havent been able to put it down in the last 3 days!! Basically, you get the game and a guitar shaped controller (bit smaller than a conventional guitar) to play on and its like one of those...
  16. TrueBlue

    Xbox 360 for sale

    Alright selling my Xbox 360 with games 4 of them including Fifa, Tiger Woods 06 also its the Xbox premium one with the 20gb Hard drive and wireless controller only used it a few time in mint condition so I am offering it to any Shrimpers out there for £275 before I put it on ebay for 300 got...
  17. C C Csiders

    Most annoying people on radio

    After last week's annoying TV faces I turn my attention to radio. Who do you find the most aggravating voices on the old wireless? My 1, 2, 3: 1. Steve Wright, Radio 2 An aggravating short-arsed, big-nosed ****. If surrounding himself with his 'posse' all laughing at his jokes...
  18. Thank you to the few

    A big thank you to everybody that helped out with the SUSCT coach travel for yesterday. It is a big responsiblity to organise a supporters coach on the day and your help was appreciated. Also thanks to all the other helpers both on the day and leading up to the event that made it run smoothly...
  19. Sorry to brian in the commercial dept

    After much discussion and thought, I would like to apologise to a certain Mr Wheeler of the commercial dept at Roots Hall. In one of my earlier posts this week I refered to him as "Brian (The Fat Controller) Wheeler", after much thought I realise this was out of order as he cannot...