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  1. Yorkshire Blue

    SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame - David Webb

    For 84 years Southend was a team that bounced around the lower divisions. The opening words of the official club history are: "Other teams dreamt of Wembley, some hankered for the first division championship or a place in Europe - but Southend only ever wanted second division status." We'd...
  2. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Dentist fear led girl to starve

    Incredible story this one!! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cornwall/7893485.stm
  3. Newquay

    Right, in the summer (Mid July) i have organised a race to Cornwall simillar to the ones shown on Top Gear. All that is sorted, my question is: Does anybody know of a campsite near Newquay that will cater for an evenly mixed sex, group of 36 18 year olds? Is there anywhere we should avoid? It...
  4. Matt the Shrimp

    Plymouth Shrimper Sought

    I have three questions for you all: 1. Are you a Shrimper living in or around Plymouth (so South Devon / North Cornwall would also be fine)...? 2. Are you free to do a 20-minute phone interview with me next week? 3. Can you get a digital photo of yourself taken outside Home Park wearing a...
  5. Pete Doherty "manufactured" by the KLF!

    Sadly, just an unfounded rumour that's been circulating on t'internet for the past week. How great would it be if it were true though?
  6. Lucky footballing dog

    Is it too late to get this mutt booked for Friday's game? From bbc.co.uk 'A football-juggling dog who brings good luck to every team he visits continued his amazing winning run at Torquay. Jake the border terrier had already pouched wins for Reading and Yeovil, and duly inspired the...
  7. Christmas....

    Twas the week before Christmas, and all through the zone, Not a creature was stirring, not even to moan..... I can't be the only one who's doing absolutely bugger all work in the run up to Christmas? So what y'all got planned? I'm off down to Cornwall on Xmas eve to see the...
  8. The Eternal Optimist

    Sheep Jokes

    A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits a Cornish farmer. 'So, Cornish farmer, how do you shag your sheep?' 'Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a...
  9. Napster


    WG14 has shown us the light: 7/8/04: Lewes 2 Aldershot 0 The starting eleven was the same as on Tuesday, and the performance was of a similarly high standard. We more than matched the visitors for the first 25 minutes, and then took the lead with a beautifully worked goal. A lovely ball by...