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  1. Benfleet A1

    Hay Fever

    My boy hasn't been himself for about 2 weeks and I think it might be hay fever. He certainly has some of the symptoms, runny nose, red under the eyes and a dry cough. Any suggestions as to what I can safely give a 6 year old to give him a bit of relieve.
  2. Uncle Leo

    Player Sponsorship 2016/17 - Ben Coker

    All, Ben Coker will be once again be ShrimperZone's sponsored player for the 2016/17 season and we'd like you to be involved. So here's the deal... We need to raise about £500 to pay for the sponsorship So we will sell shares in the sponsorship at £10 a pop Each £10 share gets you an entry in...
  3. Euro v GBP

    Can I ask those in the know - I've got to pay the balance of my holiday villa and they want the payment in Euro's...now the £ to € rate I believe is very good at the moment....but how do the money men of SZ think it's going to go, especially with the Greece thing going on. Should I cough up...
  4. Uncle Leo

    Champions League and BT Sport

    BT getting the CL rights is a big old blow for Sky and ITV, particularly the latter. Great news for the PL as well - they know Sky *have* to get the rights for that when the next round of bidding comes round, so more cash going to the top of the game. Hooray! Still not enough to persuade me to...
  5. Unlock iPhone 4s - on T-Mobile

    Had a contract on T-Mobile and it is up now, so decided to switch to GiffGaff as they are much cheaper. Looked on those websites where they can unlock it for you but they've quoted me £109.99!! It is possible to unlock it cheaper or will I have to cough up the cash?
  6. Tangled up in Blue

    Shrimpers Trust December Newsletter

    http://www.shrimperstrust.co.uk/n_images/client/newsletters/vol8-02.pdf I note from the December newsletter that the Chairman has "changed his mind" about that elusive Trust seat on the Board. Also that supporters(or mugs as the club must see them)are being asked to cough up a tenner a time...
  7. LennySUFC

    FM13 BETA Released today!

    Just downloaded it and started as SUFC (Ofcourse) Interesting, Big G.Cough recommends Smith as the best player in the side at a 4.5* rating! Bilel wants to leave on a free Hall is amazing Bilel and Eastwood both 3.5* strikers :unsure: Freddy has 10 finishing?!?!? AND timlin has 10 passing...
  8. Razam

    Anyone good at writing Business Proposals *cough-begging letter-cough*??

    I know the likelyhood of anyof these taking over is very remote, but....
  9. TrueBlue

    Breaking News TrueBlue undercover exclusive!

    TrueBlue undercover exclusive Just took a picture of the club training board in boots and laces interesting *COUGH* bottom right hand corner zoom in *COUGH*
  10. DTS

    Family Holidays.

    Ladies and Gents. Just starting to work on our family plans for a summer holiday. I need to start thinking about this as my son turns two in mid July and so it makes sense to get back before then rather than pay two kids prices. I have been a bit surprised by the costs and options on offer at...
  11. In The Good Old Days.

    We are so lucky nowadays. When I were a wee lad (You could buy a car for a pound, and still have change for some shiny shoes), You had to travel in some dodgy looking coach that would often get attacked (Once had a brick smash through the window just glancing my bonce) at the away ground or...
  12. WickfordBlue

    Question January 2011

    In this transfer window who/what position do you think we need to get a player. I think that if Grant goes we will definately need to get a new Centre Midfield. But we should get one just to be safe. Also we need to get a 20 GPS Striker in for the money we get from the Grant sale (if we get any...
  13. Smiffy


    So I've got a terrible dose of Manflu at the moment *Cough* *Sniff*. Seems to be really doing the rounds lately. It's ****ing horrible. Sore throat, streaming eyes, blocked sinuses, headache, temperature, cough, the lot. Anyone got any medicinal tips on how to make this ******* disappear...
  14. The Pope

    Is anybody else a bit brassed off that the British tax payer is having to cough up £18 million for The Pope's trip here next month? I read that some of the policing costs will be so big that certain forces will then have to make cut backs.
  15. Cricko

    July the 22nd D-Day Part 1

    After a long chat with somebody high up at the club today I am informed of the following. Everything is going to plan re: HMRC, Charterhouse,PFA, (add numerous bills here, my keyboard would run out of ink) and all will be sorted within the next week or so..The club is due to hand papers to the...
  16. Cricko

    So how much does RM need.

    So how much does RM need Sainsbury's to cough up to get us back on the straight and narrow and with a team to start this season.. We owe..please feel free to add other debtors and costs for the forthcoming season to this list. Deloittes....72k CCJ on SUFC for work on the new ground. 4/5 other...
  17. DTS

    Question Am I too old for a sticker album?

    Looking at this wonderful thread here..... http://www.footballspotter.com/complete-panini-italia-90-collection/ Got me thinking that I really miss having a sticker album before the world cup. I am thinking of getting one for my daughter (cough cough) to treasure as its her first world cup. My...
  18. canada shrimper

    halloween fun

    A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears: BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP...
  19. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Happy Birthday

    Irish Shrimper (25) Happy Birthday Ant, looking forward to Carlisle, if it is anything like last year mate............... **Cough** Bus Shelter!!!!!! Not sure if you remember the moment captured on film below but the barman was worried!!!!! 30 mins before kick of and you demand that the...

    Blues Calender - Franck Moussa

    I've just turned my calender over to June and it appears to me The Moose is either doing an impression of a **** or is about to cough up a hard boiled egg Anyone know which ??