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  1. CC51DAS

    Karl Druid On Toast

    no doubt about it - this would be a criminal waste of two slices of bread;)
  2. When the Saints really do go marching in...

    AFTER Saturday’s result the local rag down this way had the headline ‘Roots Hall Of Shame’, which made me chuckle. However, things got a whole lot funnier when I read today’s edition. Is losing to Southend really that bad? Man storms studio and turns air blue THE airwaves turned blue when a...
  3. Advice

    A friend of mine had a row with a taxi driver and ended up shoving the driver and kicking his car. He has been charged with assualt and criminal damage. He is due to appear in court next Thursday. He has no previous convictions and will be pleading guilty. He would rather not tell his parents...
  4. New sriker please.

    Please Tilly go out and get a quality striker,if we had one yesterday we would of won the game at a cantor.The amount of chances we had yesterday were criminal.We Cant go on with Paynter/Harrold/Hooper they just are not upto scratch at this level.Freddy is suffering without a decent partner.
  5. Jonny_Stokes

    A foursome with twins and a mate, anyone?

    From todays Metro.... ------------------ Twin brothers and an accomplice have been arrested Wisconsin, America after they tried to dig up a girl's corpse and have sex with it. Police received an anonymous tip-off that the three men were on their way to the cemetary to dig up a grave in rural...
  6. KrustyTheKray

    Humans used for testing

    Should a certain type of criminal be used instead of animals for testing? It puzzles me why this doesn't happen. At the end of the day, what is a mass murderer good for other than live in prison on tax payers money playing their PS2!!
  7. Napster

    Top 50 film endings

    Thoughts? 50. The Blair Witch Project (1999) - The movie isn't particularly scary... at least until the last two minutes, which take the tension level from 10 to 100 at an exponential pace. The final seconds -- wherein a member of the cast is spotted, back turned and facing a corner, as an...
  8. The Times and Sky Ad

    Don't know if these things have been mentioned - if so apologies. Firstly The Times report today. A great report: Which can be read in its entirety here: But the first paragraph is worth a look on its own: People envying us? Hasn't the last two and a half seasons been just...
  9. Andy_S

    Hornchurch

    Word on the 'grapevine' is that it'll be confirmed on Monday that Hornchurch will be dropping down 2 leagues to the Ryman League 1, or possibly even further down the ladder to the Essex Senior League. This is all due to former manager George Borg's winding up petition against the...
  10. Darwin Awards

    Sorry if any of these have appeared before... A terrible diet and room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man killed by his own gas. There were no marks found on his body, but an autopsy revealed the presence of large amounts of methane dissolved in his blood. His diet...
  11. Proud Shrimper has now become.....

    ...."Angell Delight" as yesterday his identity was assumed by an as yet unconfirmed (although I know for a fact it was "statski") poster on this board. Let this be a lesson to anyone with an obvious password and a simple and pathetic pal on SZ!! I chose "Angell Delight" as a tribute to the...
  12. * ORM *

    Fandabeedoubledozee

    Not sure if this has been posted elsewhere but I've just received this by e-mail - A footballer was arrested and out on bail yesterday, and is due to appear before magistrates in Nottingham tomorrow, to face charges relating to an incident which took place at his clubs annual Christmas...
  13. fbm

    The fbm view and ratings

    The home match against Boston last season was the match when I made my “debut” as an official SZ reporter.  We lost that game 2-0 and the atmosphere afterwards resembled that of a funeral. Stark contrast tonight – the game had everything and for once the Blues did NOT let a large crowd – 5688 –...
  14. fbm

    The fbm view and ratings

    Just got back after a superb night out. Missed the first 15 minutes (that's another story) but gather from those around me that it was fairly even.  Colchester seemed a little more on top but Blues were knocking the ball about well.  Then, Wayne Gray laid the ball off well, Gower cut in from...
  15. Lee Hughes....

    When I first heard on the radio yesterday that Lee Hughes had been sentanced to six years I thought that was quite a hefty sentance. After thinking about it for a while actually its not, its a poxy piddly sentance that is totally indicative of the state of our Criminal Justice system. Hughes it...
  16. Leeboy

    Stan Collymore

  17. chadded

    Rettendon Murders

    From BBC News: A fresh inquiry has begun into the murder of three drug dealers in an isolated county lane in Essex nine years ago. The new investigation into the killings, nicknamed the Rettendon Murders, is being carried out for the Criminal Cases Review Commission. Pat Tate, 37, Craig...
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