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  1. sufclee

    Mads Ibenfeldt

  2. Things you wouldn't have done only if you knew....

    Things you would never have done if only you had known...... I will kick it off with "I would never have eaten danish bacon if i'd known" http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/10/13/sex-animals-banned-denmark_n_5975828.html?1413199994
  3. yogi bear up the cagire


    Trialists are a race apart so possibly desrerving their own thread. Chris Phillips @CJPhillips1982 · 8 min...
  4. shrimperjon

    Game today

    I see on twitter that we won 1-0 against a Danish top flight team today with Corr scoring the goal, Aalborg I think the opponents, who are pushing for the Champions League places. Shame we can't replicate these friendly results in the league.
  5. C C Csiders

    Little Known Facts

    The Brian and Michael of Matchstalk Men and Matchstalk Cats and Dogs fame were not as were seen on Top of the Pops singing along to the jolly ditty. The real Brian and Michael were, in fact, those Lowry loving Danish footballing brothers the Laudrup's.
  6. Bluesmanager

    Kaneria Stuck Eating Danish

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/18491332 Blimey oh riley. First of the names I've actually heard of* to get hit by this. *possibly.
  7. Denmark vs Sweden

    Saga Noren - Swedish detective from The Bridge Sarah Lund - Danish detective from The Killing Saga: - Probably autistic - Get to see her front-garden - Reasonably fit - Nice car Sarah: - Only owns two jumpers - Old face - Annoying mum - Mentally stable

    Memory Lane My Musical Education

    32 years ago this week i was introduced to a "new" band when i first heard this amazing tune on the radio, upon further research i discovered my dad had a couple of their earlier albums in his vinyl collection and the album from which this single had emerged would be released the next week. The...
  9. Sherif H

    Live Speedway Chat - Danish GP (tonight from 6pm). Get involved Speedway fans!!

    Hi all, For the Speedway fans amongst you (and those keen to learn a little more about the Sport), join us for another session of good-humoured chat and banter, whilst taking in the delights of the Danish Speedway Grand Prix from Parken Stadium. The chat starts at 6pm tonight to coincide...
  10. Supershrimper

    Articles in Todays Echo - Dated 2/07/2010

    This has been copied word for word from todays echo. The two page spread on pages 8-9. A Lot of it is what we knew already, we up a creak without a paddle, and most probably a raft as well. Taxman Targets Blues…Again (Taken from the Echo, pages 8-9) This time the club owes £200,000...
  11. Interpol Shrimper

    Bar Rafaeli v Anine Bing

    Second tie today, pits Israeli model Bar Rafaeli (blues_r_best) up against Seany T's Danish model/singer, Anine Bing.
  12. Hotman

    Danish cartoonist attacked by mad muslim

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2791667/Islam-cartoon-man-Kurt-Westergaard-attacked.html AN axe-wielding intruder was shot by cops last night after he tried to attack the Danish cartoonist who sparked riots by mocking the prophet Mohammed. The Somali man, 27, was injured at the...
  13. manor15

    How is this possible?

    How did he do that? Surely it must be quite hard to move goalposts...
  14. Slipperduke

    Don't Panic, Arsene

    As dawn broke on the morning after the worst night of his career, I wonder what Arsene Wenger was doing. For some reason, I imagine him stood at the back door of his house, watching the sun rise slowly over his dew-drenched garden, sipping coffee and shaking his head pensively, wondering what...
  15. canveyshrimper

    The Essex CCC Thread

    After a draw in the first Championship game of the summer against Derbyshire, Essex face Northants Kolpakshire) Steelbacks today in their defence of the FPT Trophy. Both Napier & Bopara are absent at the IPL, Cook injured and Danish still awaiting his visa. Interesting to see Matt the Shrimp in...
  16. Uncle Leo

    Round 1, Heat 7 - Halle Berry vs Helena Christensen

    Former Bond girl takes on Danish supermodel...
  17. Slipperduke

    Nervous Gunners Slip Through

    Cesc Fabregas is the youngest Arsenal captain since Tony Adams and, appropriately enough, the new era began much like the old one. The Gunners were tentative and unsure of themselves, but recovered their composure to sneak a victory. One nil to the Arsenal? Meet the new boss, same as the old...
  18. Slipperduke

    Letter To Ashley

    After trawling through Mike Ashley's emotional 1664 word press release, Slipperduke has a few questions for him.... "I paid £134 million out of my own pocket for the club. I then poured another £110 million into the club not to pay off the debt but just to reduce it. The club is still in...
  19. Essex v Warks

    Warks bowled out for 154 at tea on the 3rd day, Danish taking 6 wickets. I wonder if they had arranged for a couple of forfieted inns, in which case we could be quids in.
  20. FC Week 9

    Danish Batmen v BATTY SHRIMPERS BATTY SHRIMPERS won the toss and elected to bat. Pitch: Green End of Over 32 (1 runs). BATTY SHRIMPERS: 119-2, runrate=3.72 Wigg 7-0-21-1 Pollock* 54 (84 balls) Goodman 3 (17 balls) Last Wicket: Nagendranath c. Rawstorne b. Wigg 19 (FOW: 105/2)...