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  1. Rootshallbloke

    Finsbury Park Mosque: Man dies as van hits pedestrians

    This is the BBC headline this morning. A man has died and eight people have been injured after a van ploughed into pedestrians near a north London mosque. Far too early to confirm a reason but hate crime looks a possibility. We are living in a very sad world at the moment. RIP to the deceased...
  2. Southend United epitaph

    http://www.joe.co.uk/sport/deceased-arsenal-fan-takes-one-last-priceless-dig-at-alexander-hleb-pic/11744 What would yours be?
  3. Cricko

    Day 5. Christmas Quiz . Cryptic 2

    CRYPTIC DRINKS: 1. Yeoman of the guard? - Beefeater 2. M D C L X 1 V? - 1664 3. Left on board ship? - Port 4. Newborns pork? - Babycham 5. 23rd letter phonetically? - Whiskey 6. Stringed instrument? - Harp 7. Deceased Labour party leaders tipple? - John Smiths 8. Sounds like my mates smart -...
  4. danburyshrimper

    deceased footballers 11

    I was sad to read that gritty bearded footballer Tony Grealish has passed away after losing his fight against cancer... it got me thinking about players i have seen play over the years that are no longer with us . Its a bit morbid i know , but here goes : 1. Les Seeley ( Man U keeper )...
  5. canveyshrimper

    The Blonde Mortician

    A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing...
  6. ldnfatso

    Dead Pool Update 26/2/09!

    6 people had chosen Wendy Richard and therefore take the lead. Those are: Ldnfatso Lord Football Jassyfa1 The Big Shrimp jay shrimpers mum OldBlueLady fyi, this is the votes everyone got: Bobby Robson 13 Margaret Thatcher 8 Amy Winehouse 7 Barack Obama 6 Wendy Richard 6 Deceased...
  7. SUFC_Al


    http://www.wm3.org/splash.php I was so angry when I read about this. In 1994, three young guys from Arkansas were convicted of a triple-murder with absolutely no physical evidence, motive or connection to the deceased. The prosecution "presented" evidence such as long hair, black clothing...
  8. Benfleet A1

    Diary of a Shrimper in Devon

    Saturday (Early) The alarm went off bang on 5 and hit the wall at 1 second past, my reflexes are still pretty quick even at this god awful hour. Get up and stand on clock. Scream and kick clock. Scream louder as I remember I have nothing on my feet. Clock looks all smug as I limp to the...
  9. C C Csiders

    England in Pakistan

    We are struggling in the opening tour match against the Patron's XI with only Marcus Trescothick holding things together. A bit of a recovery from the 60-6 we were though. Scorecard Interesting that the deceased former President of the Palestinian Liberation Organsiationand latterly...
  10. What was No1 in the Music Charts

    From FHMs friday email, find out who was at Number 1 on your birthdsay No1 On your Birthday Mine was On 2nd Mar 1975 ... The Number 1 single was: Steve Harley & ****ney Rebel - "Make Me Smile (Come Up And See Me)" The Number 1 album was: Status Quo - "On The...