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  1. canveyshrimper

    Michael Clarke

    Convict Captain Clarke declares half way through day 3 on 329*. Very unselfish I'd say he was 5 away from equalling Mark Taylor's 334 as the highest score by a convict skipper and 5 away from Bradman. Beyond that and with the time available he could have gone on to beat Lara's 400* and still had...
  2. Japan Declares Nuclear Emergency

    http://www.businessinsider.com/fukushima-nuclear-plant-2011-3 Rest assured, this could get serious. Whilst there's currently no radioactive leak, the cooling system at the Fukushima Nuclear Reactor has failed.
  3. Napster

    Strike called off

  4. For those who believe that the founding ideology of America

    Was based apon one religious ideal ... I.E that America is neither founded on completely on the monotheistic ideals of Christianity or Judaism , and specificity welcomed those of other creed's and ideologies , to worship as they please. "Where the preamble declares, that coercion is a...
  5. Tangled up in Blue

    New Stadiums-Guardian article

    Which stadiums have a capacity greater than their location's populations?We track down the world's most disproportionately large grounds; plus Leeds players wearing different strips for a final Buzz up! Digg it Paolo Bandini guardian.co.uk, Wednesday 13 January 2010 00.10 GMT Article history...
  6. DTS

    Question Should you always bring food/drink to a gathering

    Last night Mrs Dts and I hosted a BBQ for Mrs DtS friend who is a girl (Thought best not say girl friend or I will get all the Brighton jokes) and her fella. So the girls can discuss table plans. Really like her fella. Good lad who likes a beer. Mrs DtS mate is a good girl, massive set and...
  7. canveyshrimper

    Ireland declares war on France

    The French President is sitting in his office when his telephone rings. "Hallo, Mr. Sarkozy!" a heavily accented voice says. "This is Paddy down at the Hogshead Harp Pub in County Clare, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you Frenchies!" "Well, Paddy,"...
  8. Napster

    Mark Bentley and Simon Royce in the Sunday Times

    before their game v Villa From The Sunday TimesJanuary 4, 2009 Aston Villa face Gillingham dogfight Villa’s aristocrats will find Gillingham snapping at their heels Nick Townsend The temperature barely rises above freezing on a raw morning at Gillingham’s Beechings Way training ground but...
  9. Harold Bishop Killer

    Midweek Funnies

    There are two Mexicans who have been lost in the desert for weeks, and they're at death's door. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a tree, off in the distance. As they get closer, they can see that...
  10. lee_sufc

    Fat, poor, on drugs? Probably your own fault!

    Personally, I 100% agree with what is said here... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1032703/Fat-poor-Its-probably-fault-Cameron-declares.html
  11. Napster

    Peggy Lokando article

    More about the wonderfully-named Peggy Young Guns - Peggy Lokando By Lambros Lambrou Curtailing a social life, being careful about diet and training three times a week in all conditions, on top of school commitments, may for many be considered a sacrifice, but for Arsenal Under-16s player...
  12. Shrimpersunited

    Barrett FIT

    Declares himself fit on the OS for the game. OS
  13. The Nightmare Scenario.....

    We stay up with Tilly and Brush - and Freddy signs a new contract. We start next season with a string of comfortable wins as our battle hardened championship squad displays its new found confidence. By Christmas we are 5 points clear at the top of the table and receiving blanket media coverage...
  14. Battrick - FC games

    Just reading on the Australian sledging, looks like there is a problem if you don't set a declaration total. It seems that if you don't put in a figure it defaults to 0 and therefore declares after the 1st over of your innings. Beware
  15. The Artful Shrimper

    MP3's Buying and selling

    have noticed on Ebay that you can buy e.g. All the Rolling Stones album on DVD for backup pruposes. Now the seller declares that he is charging only for the services of creating the backup disc, and that it is the responsibility of the buyer to buy knowing that he actually has the original...
  16. Norwich Officially Join the race...

    Worthington Declares Interest Personally i think this would be a bad step for Eastwood, going to a club with 3 or 4 perfectly able strikers for that level, and 2 of those capable of scoring goals in the Premier$hite would make him instantly 4th or 5th choice striker...
  17. palexander

    A bizarre weekend...

    Living in Lincolnshire was always going to make Saturday an awkward journey to MilStad. Coupled with the fact I woke up Saturday feeling rough as toast (nerves, or the 'Good Luck' meal my girlfriend treated me too on Friday??) and just could not face another 4 hour drive after dashing up...
  18. Joke

    A man fell asleep on a beach one day and the wind came up and blew sand all over him until he was covered except his big toe which was left sticking out. A nymphomaniac comes along and sees the toe sticking up and having dropped her bikini bottoms she has a good old ride on the toe, satisfied...