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  1. yogi bear up the cagire

    Lion killer

    This deserves to go viral, as it certainly will. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3177303/PICTURED-American-dentist-passion-hunting-killed-Cecil-Lion-bow-arrow-Zimbabwe.html His FB page...........for as long as that will stay open...
  2. Mad Cyril

    Dentist recommendations for non NHS work.

    Can anyone recommend a dentist for implants? Due to complications from unnecessary work carried out in my childhood I need two new molars and they are not cheap.....
  3. Smiffy

    Teeth & Dentists

    Chaps, I am in agony at present. I have a feeling one of my upper wisdom teeth is going to need extraction, due to possible infection/abcess Now the problem is I haven't been to the dentist in ages (I know, I know) but I've had no need to....until now. Christ, I dont even remember where I used...
  4. Southend Airport threat to Blenheim school

    According to an article in today's Echo (so must be true) my old primary school is threatened with closure if Southend Airport gets any busier as its under the flightpath. http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/4775511.Updated__Southend_Airport__a_threat_to_Blenheim_School_/?ref=mr The LibDem...
  5. Slipperduke

    Damn You, Bullard!

    Rest assured, Jimmy Bullard's goalscoring celebrations will be the water-cooler topic of conversation this morning. Bright, funny and naughty. It was physical comedy at its best. But did the tousled ****ney give a moment's thought to the floodgates that his finger-pointing may have poked open? I...
  6. Bonjela

    is eating a tube's worth in one day dangerous?! I've got serious wisdom tooth issues at the moment, and with being all over the country at the moment I haven't had time to grab a checkup at the dentist (who is a sadist bitch and won't do anything about it anyways). Anyway my addiction to...
  7. Revenge of the Binmen

    I don't know if anybody saw this last night, but it was quite possibly the most unintentionally hillarious documentary i've ever seen in my life. It started out with a woman who refused to put bottles out to be recycled, in case anybody used them as an offensive weapon to maim anybody. It then...
  8. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Dentist fear led girl to starve

    Incredible story this one!! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cornwall/7893485.stm
  9. Dentists

    Vent your fury about these drilling, yanking spawn of Beelzebub!:punch: If anyone on here is a dentist, or knows one personally... I apologise in advance
  10. BNP Award Nominations 2008

    http://vice.typepad.com/vice_magazine/2008/11/london---bnp-aw.html THE MIND BOGGLES" AWARD: Mr Darren Charles. Activist. Membership suspended 20.9.05 (inappropriate tattoo). Suspension lifted 27.09.05 (WHAT WAS IT? A Dr. DRE TATTOO?) BEST EMAIL ADDRESS: Mr Tim Rudge...
  11. pringlejon

    Tim Vine

    No, he's not a footballer. He's a comedian who at one point held the world record for the most jokes in an hour. Went to see him in reading and highly recommend. Few videos on youtube and dvd is on play.com And by the way he specialises in puns! I'm expecting a bit of red for encouraging this...
  12. Ricey

    Top 4 Adult Jokes

    Top Four Adult Jokes A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.' She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as...
  13. Shrimpergarry

    Shrimperzone exclusive...

    I have it on good authority (my mum know's Ron Martin's dog groomer's brother's dentist) that as part of the deal that got Matt Harrold a role playing Prince Harry, there was also a counter deal which allowed Prince Harry to play Matt Harrold in a first team game for Southend. The blues...
  14. DTS

    Slightly late Crawley thoughts.

    Sorry for slight delay in posting this but didnt have a second at home this weekend. My delayed thoughts from Crawley as follows. Been to Crawley loads of times as they are my sort of local club other than Brighton who I cant stand and they are normally a really nice club but Saturday then were...
  15. J

    Best Football Celebrations

    Mine has to be GAZZA... the dentist chair, the flute.. so many to name!
  16. overseas shrimper

    Ronaldo's Fiance

    Have you guys seen what Ronaldo's getting married to in January? Bloody hell! All that money of his can't buy him a good dentist... but would you care if you can pull this? http://msn.foxsports.com/id/2973090
  17. A girls first Time

    As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right...