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  1. londonblue

    Biscuits Quiz

    BBC 10/10. I need to go on a diet. Some are very easy though.
  2. Bielzibubz

    Time To Get Fit Or Die Trying - Middle Aged Cycling

    As some of you will appreciate there comes a time in life when no matter what you do diet wise one cannot seem to lose that middle age paunch/one pack that seems to have suddenly appeared from nowhere, which is the situation I now find myself in, so at the ripe old age of ** it's time for a...
  3. Jam_Man

    Run Fat Boy Run - 'Running'.

    Im 46, until I was 30 I weighed under 9 stone, couldnt put an ounce on. Then my 30's came and now Ive peaked at 13 stone. Lost a stone a year or so go using slim plan but have put it back on, mainly because I now work from home most days so dont get any excercise whatsoever. As I was so thin...
  4. Crawliano


    Hi all, I had a BBQ yesterday and I've got about 5 days to get shot of a load of meat (burgers, sausages the usual). What I don't want to do is just lob it all down the tip, I don't have any room in the freezer and I don't particularly want to attempt a new take on the Atkins diet. So what I...
  5. Coca cola the £5 bottle!

    2 litres of diet coke in most shops around £1.50 in supermarkets around £1 ,in the club box a cool fiver! £300 for the box £100 bar bill The pain for a friendly ! Still we have tried it and whilst great fun was a tad expensive,shudder to think if we had food as well ,we would have required a...
  6. None of the above !

    They are all rubbish ! We are fed a diet of lies and bull in order the little piggies can feed their porky little faces.Common sense has long gone out of the window yet we have the likes of Russel Brand urging people vote,crazy indeed. Every party plays on people's own...
  7. fbm

    Help - twitter hacked

    Hi Guys My Twitter account now posts a Tweet allegedly from me about some diet video or something. It comes up every few hours or so, any ideas how I can stop it?
  8. TrueBlue

    Best Diet Plans

    Many of us have done them some have proven good and others we just could not do, so what diet plans have worked for you and what success have you had?
  9. Custard and Ice Cream

    A wee birdie tells me that custard and ice cream is the diet of choice for budding professionals and Jedi Knights!!
  10. Nationwide Chip Ban

    It is not just at SUFC where you will not be able to buy chips soon... The new E.C Directive (Balanced Nutritional Act January 2010) Applicable to Outside Catering - the purpose being to ensure Customers have a more balanced diet - and not just chips alone when attending events such as these...
  11. TrueBlue

    Question Cola Battle

    Whether it be diet max normal or zero who is the king of cola?
  12. Would you have her courage?

    On Mr B's "Pictures of Birds" thread, Boris posted up a picture of a lady called Sarah Jane Howe. It was a bit different from the others on the thread because, as Boris pointed out, she seemed to have no nipples. Below is her story - and as asked in the thread title, would you have her courage?
  13. ldnfatso

    BUPA London 10000 - 31 May 2010

    As some of you may know i have (madly) signed up to do the above event. http://www.london10000.co.uk/site/ It's going to mean that i need to do some training to get into shape (no jokes please). My diet is also gonna need to slightly change (no fish house and less pub):'( . I am going to run...
  14. southend4ever

    Awkward moments at work

    Being aroused at work... Has this happened to you? So there we are sitting at the desk drifting after lunch on a cold winter's day as I normally do and I start thinking of smashing 7 shades out of Jennifer Lopez. I naturally get barred up and excited with a little smirk rising and a bulge in...
  15. canveyshrimper


    Real story by a Man who was standing in a queue in Tesco's......... I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although...
  16. Desert Shrimper

    Best shows currently on British TV

    Through the miracle of technology (and a dodgy overseas payment) I'm now able to get British TV again. This is quite an exciting prospect when your TV diet in the Middle East is predominantly 80's Yank trash. Which, in your opinion are the best shows on British TV at the moment and why? Has...
  17. Benfleet A1

    A Recovery Nightmare

    It all started normally. Flat battery in South Woodham Ferrers, clutch gone on an VW Camper in Westcliff another flat battery at Southend Hospital. All run of the mill stuff. Then I got a call for an Ford Scorpio in Pitsea with a wheel bearing gone and needing recovery to Great Yarmouth. That'll...
  18. Winkle

    My Muts habits!

    I everyone, Sorry and all that as I dont get any spare time to post anything worthy or significance to embelish this great forum, but I have a rare day off and was trying to find and answer why, my Monty (44kg black gay labrador) as started eating his own s**t again. He as been on a very strict...
  19. Benji91

    NY Tax Increases

    http://www.nypost.com/seven/12172008/news/regionalnews/govs_tax__spend_shocker_144629.htm So how would some of you feel about this... an "I-pod tax" on downloading songs and movies, an "obesity tax" on non diet soft drinks....
  20. seany t

    Ghostbusters 3: Its happening!

    http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=23180 Will it be any good? Will the original team return? Will Beefy wet himself when he sees its being written by the team behind The (American) Office? Half of me wants this more than a lottery win and a third series of Spaced. Half of me can't...