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Thursday Pub Quiz Pt 6
Usual rules, same 2 people banned from doing it, dont argue with me today, please! :D Enjoy.... 1. What is the southern hemisphere equivalent of the Aurora Borealis, also known as the Northern Lights? 2. What yellow fossilised resin was used as jewellery by the Greeks and Romans? 3. Who won...- Vange Shrimper
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- anderson apollo ban cup diet equivalent foo harrison ish jeffrey mister moon moore nile thunderbirds
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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TV's Top 25 put-downs
TV's top 25 put-downs published Lord Blackadder spent most of his life devising witty 'put-downs' Insults by Captain Mainwaring and Lord Blackadder have been named among the top 25 put-downs in TV history, as chosen by the Radio Times magazine. "Stupid Boy!" uttered by Dad's Army's Captain...- Napster
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- army bonding bradford carrington ched chocolate cliff complex controlled cup daniels desert didn diet divorced eating encounter enthusiasm fixed gene hackett hanks hasn knives mars millionaire minister nico percy pike professor published rigsby romance ski tangled taylor temporarily towers
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Spurs Superior To Baffling Blues
We all chuckled when Jonathan Woodgate claimed that he joined Tottenham in order to have a chance of winning trophies but, appropriately enough, it was the former Middlesbrough centre-back who delivered the long-suffering club their first silverware in nine years at Wembley Stadium. “Scoring...- Slipperduke
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- afterwards briefly claimed consumption cup diet entertaining fallen finishing halves handing hotspur huddlestone league loud marking nicolas restricted russian serial singing somewhere suffering trophies trophy
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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The dangers of Maccy-D....
Don't worry - it's diet Coke.- South Bank Hank
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Is guffing in the office acceptable in the modern work place.
Just come back from a full fry up with the team. Now my diet over the last day has been awful. Yesterday Ben and I went for an each as much as you can curry and last night John our boss took us out for drinks so food on the way home was a bag of chips followed by a full fry up. Needless to say...- DTS
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- ant diet gagging noses
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Just back in the Door 8:30pm Sunday night
After spending 17 hours on the train this weekend I have just got back from the Oldham game. Ground - was ok I guess, better in side than out There fans - were awful.....no atmosphere at all, even quieter than Roots Hall!!! Ref - what can one say?? ****ing **** ******* tosser. Oldham - were...- Aberdeen Shrimper
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- atmosphere diet eaten hall posted ran roots tilly
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Low Carbohydrate Diet
Had a blood test for my Cholesterol the other day, and it transpires that my cholesterol was up at 7.9 (under 5 is OK) but my Triglycerides were up at 11 when they should be 2. My dad had a stroke at the age of 40, so it looks as if this could be genetic. Have been put on 40mg of Statins which...- A Century United
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- brough diet gene recipes similar test
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Dog rape and the after effects!
Many of you have in the last few months red posts on here about my 3 year labrador called Monty and his amazing ability to eat anything, even cow patts. I have managed however, to turn a blind eye to this (as gut wrenching as it is) but unfortunatly we have know entered a new realm of...- Winkle
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- deed diet entered isnt larry pleasures rape tunnel
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Peggy Lokando article
More about the wonderfully-named Peggy Young Guns - Peggy Lokando By Lambros Lambrou Curtailing a social life, being careful about diet and training three times a week in all conditions, on top of school commitments, may for many be considered a sacrifice, but for Arsenal Under-16s player...- Napster
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- adds cantona ched contribute declares diet especially foo fro joi motivated persie scholarship superb
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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When dog farts smell bad!!!
Monty, a loveable three year old pedigree labrador who unfortunatly after his last visit to the vets was advised in no uncertain terms that he was suffering from a curable labrador disease... obesity! Not massive but enough to start the poor fella down the road of the worst words none to dogkind...- Winkle
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The SZ Conveyor Belt
"Nice to see you, to see you............ Nice" "Good game, good game" On the SZ conveyor belt today we have......... A copy of The Atkins' Diet book signed by Michael Ricketts.........- C C Csiders
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Injury shock for Pakistan
Both Shoaib Akhtar and Mohammed Asif who were due to take a further drugs test this week (the rest of the squad took theirs last week) have been ruled out of the world cup through injury. This is apparently completely unrelated to the fact that these two had previously failed drugs tests, but...- Yorkshire Blue
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- claimed continued culture cup didn diet fur gayle grass jacob jury mohammed pills qui ruled swansong test
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- Forum: Canvey Shrimpers All Sports Forum
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Don't go back there
Missed Saturday's entertainment to visit Trent Bridge for the 20/20. Equally as disappointing and, as I went by coach, had to hang around 'til after the Final to come home (although that was a cracking game). I decided to break up the monotony of the day by popping next door to Meadow...- Flashing Blade
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- didn diet dreadful foo joi remembering rent wasn
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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My fight against the flab
In my signature there is a link to a journal about a drastic diet I have embarked on since the end of May. I have lost over 3 stone now and will be concluding the diet fairly soon. Smudger made a reference to it on the Shrimpers boards somewhere but rather than get all off topic, if anyone is...- fbm
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- diet drastic journal somewhere
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Proud to be British?
Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything...- Vange Shrimper
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- battery bottles brits chocolate cigarettes didn diet faster fro fur furniture ish japanese kebab knives lawn mower parts pulling rink supermarkets suspicion
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Big Brother Golden Ticket's
Has anyone actually found one yet? Are they on sale yet, as i've not seen any BB promotional Kit-Kats on the shelves? You have to question it when you see Kit-Kats for sale on ebay and changing hands for anything upto £500!!!! Is it just one big scam? Have Nestle employee's got first hand...- KrustyTheKray
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- diet icke ickets
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Best Terrace Chants
Man City (to Mourinho to the tune of La Donna E Mobile) "That coat's from Matalan" Birmingham (To the tune of Winter Wonderland) "There's only one Emile Heskey One Emile Heskey He used to be sh*te But now he's alright Walking in a Heskey wonderland"...- Kenny
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- bon cup diet donna heaven heres liverpool san wes
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Darwin Awards
Sorry if any of these have appeared before... A terrible diet and room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man killed by his own gas. There were no marks found on his body, but an autopsy revealed the presence of large amounts of methane dissolved in his blood. His diet...- One O'Clock At The Crane
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- alcohol amounts bedroom criminal darwin diet flame following gas generator officer patrol philip qui severe wild wouldn
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Best Of British
Best of British Be very proud to be British Because: Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy...- BoyWonder2
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- battery bottles britan britannia brits chocolate cigarettes didn diet ead faster fro knives lawn mower parts pulled pulling rink supermarkets toys
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Dame Ellen MacArthur
From the BBC: "Britain's Ellen MacArthur has completed her single-handed round-the-world voyage in record-breaking time. She crossed the finish line at 2229 GMT on Monday, beating the previous mark set by Francis Joyon of 72 days, 22 hours, 54 mins and 22 secs. The Isle of Wight-based...- Sandbach Shrimper
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- bbc burn diet francis ish mile
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