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  1. BLUEBLOOD

    NSFW Mike Strutter - WATCH WITH DISCRETION

    You have been warned .. Mike Strutter was a late night spoof character created by Paul Kaye of Dennis Pennis notoriety and was about as close to the mark as you can be on the levels of taste and decency Funny as hell IMO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtKeXXXQhp8
  2. yogi bear up the cagire

    DSK A tragedy for the world (apart from Mr Sarkozy?)

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13402845 A breathtaking story with the likelyhood of tragic consequences. It is difficult to see how DSK can continue the delicate negociations concerning the problem economies of the Eurozone, with these charges hanging over his head. There seems to me...
  3. Cricko

    An Obituary

    Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: - Knowing when...
  4. which one of you graphics geeks...

    ...wants to make me the most amazing signature ever known to man? In true Britain's Got Talent style if you reply to this thread I will judge your own signature (or any ones you post) and will pick the person with the maddest skillz. The theme of the signature is top secret, so discretion is a...
  5. canveyshrimper

    Harry's Nostalgia - York (Dec 92)

    Please forgive this old git a bit of self indulgence, but as this is my 10,000th post, and before I get back to working for a living, I decided I would do another away day article. For the purpose of this article I have chosen an away trip to York in December 1972. As ever my memory played...
  6. Irish_Shrimper

    Carlisle - Roll Call and Pub watch :)

    Alright folks - Just wanted to get a scope on who is going where up at Carlisle for some pre/post match booze. I'm travelling over with a friend, first flying to Glasgow, and then training it down with Mr Glasgow Rich - So would be nice to meet up with everyone travelling up from Essex. Rich...
  7. Important announcement about SZ posting etiquette

    Following a build up of complaints over the last couple of months from Zone users, the owners of the board wish to publish a clear policy with regard to posting etiquette on ShrimperZone which focuses on the needs of the majority, and encourages input from the widest spectrum of users...
  8. BLUEBLOOD

    London Times Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense

    'Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when...
  9. Uncle Leo

    ShrimperZone Forum Guidelines

    The goal of the ShrimperZone Forum is to promote a community of fans of Southend United. It is an open forum for discussing all aspects of Southend United as well as various other topics such as football in other leagues, cricket, music and everything else in between. It is important to have...
  10. Interpol Shrimper

    Have yourself a PC little Christmas

    And we think the nanny state is just a UK problem! Sucks fake!
  11. Uncle Leo

    Prediction League - Season 2007/08

    Good Afternoon Ladies and Gents, As Uxbridge mentioned on the prediction league forum itself, I will be running the prediction league this year. For those of you who didn't play last season the rules are on the PL forum, I'm using these basic rules with a few minor modifications: - Each Monday...
  12. Mr. Benedict

    Prediction League 2007/08 New Changes.

    Good Afternoon Ladies and Gents, I will be running the prediction league this year. For those of you who didn't play last season the rules are on the PL forum, I'm using these basic rules with a few minor modifications: - Each Monday I will put up six League One matches to predict. You may...
  13. Mr. Benedict

    Prediction League 2007/08

    Good Afternoon Ladies and Gents, As Uxbridge mentioned on the prediction league forum itself, I will be running the prediction league this year. For those of you who didn't play last season the rules are on the PL forum, I'm using these basic rules with a few minor modifications: - Each Monday...
  14. sufcintheprem

    Freddy's contract

    Does anyone actually know how long he is contracted at the club for and what this supposed option the clubhas actually is? It all seemed to make sense at first including an option so that we can keep a player if he does well but I understand both parties have the option. If a player has an...
  15. Hawkwell Blue

    Boston

    I have not seen a team, their fans and their manager who have annoyed me as much as Boston did for a long time. The team was filthy, so many bad tackles from so many different players (especially the centre backs) that the ref seemed to get confused as to who to book. And of course one...
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