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  1. Jonny_Stokes

    Doctor on call

    I know two doctors. One is my little sister up in Sheffield, the other my ex's mum (see: threads passim). Therefore I am in need of a doctor to be available this evening to treat any life-threatening injuries that I might be sustaining in the coming hours. Any takers?
  2. Bielzibubz

    Ones right to die....

    After just seeing the Channel 4 news with a segment about a young 30 year old woman with a severe terminal illness and the start of her legal battle in the courts to grant her the legal right for doctors to give her the right to die with dignity I wanted to get others views on this very...
  3. GNH

    Miracle workers?

    I think i may have a miracle worker in my team of doctors as my winger who was injured for 2 weeks on sunday is now fit to play :cool:
  4. Uncle Leo

    The fbm view and ratings

    PANTO SEASON IN FULL SWING AT ROOTS HALL Roll up! Roll up! Come and see the Christmas pantomime. No – not Dick Whittington at the Cliffs, or The Wizard of Oz at the Palace, but one that beats the lot – Cinderella at Roots Hall. Why Cinderella? Because no Southend players went to the ball (at...
  5. Worst week of my life to the best

    Two weeks ago I found out my dad has lung cancer and cancer of the throat and it broke my heart. The doctors have given him a 1 in 5 chance of beating it and its been the worst two weeks of my life. Today we beat Col******r 3-0 at Layer road to take us 7 points clear at the top of league 1 and...


    Its in the future. A man goes to the doctors to enquire about a brain transplant. No problem says the doc, we have several available at different prices. Shows him one costing £50. Who did it belong to asks the patient. A labourer the doc replies. Shows him one costing £500. Who did this belong...
  7. * ORM *

    Trainee with a +7 injury

    Arse ! In fact, double arse !! 19yo excellent defender within a couple of weeks of popping. Another trainee with a +1 so he should be alright for a friendly next week. I have two doctors. What's the weblink to the site that tells you how many you need (I think you input TSI...
  8. Xàbia Shrimper

    Mr Bronson

    Actor Michael Sheard, best known for playing teacher Mr Bronson in long-running children's TV drama Grange Hill in the 1980s, has died aged 65. Sheard gained wider fame as Admiral Ozzel in 1980 Star Wars film The Empire Strikes Back. His other films included Indiana Jones and The Last...
  9. BoyWonder2

    Just Got Sent This Via Email

    The questions below about Australia, are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humour. Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV...
  10. Some

    >1. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key..." > >2. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only cling film for >shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts." > >3. I went to buy some...
  11. Jeroen Boere

    I fought this might be of use to Southend fans about former forward and "ledgend" Jeroen Boere! His goals would have been useful over the last few season read on... Newsflash "De Stem" local newspaper from Breda 22nd May 1999 Jeroen Boere has to miss an eye Jeroen Boere’s carreer has ended...