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  1. Blow up doll

    Anyone seen my blow up doll? Left her sitting of the barrier behind the goal but she was In a real state!!
  2. DoDTS

    PL Table No.12 5th October TABLE NOW UP

    THIS IS FOR THE MAIN PREDICTION LEAGUE SEE ALSO SEPERATE THREAD FOR THE SOUTHEND PREDICTION LEAGUE (Southend score and scorers only) Yet another difficult week to predict with few points around when they are needed most. Congratulations to Roxy with the days best score of 9 and to DOLL and...
  3. DoDTS

    RESULTS Prediction League CUP Round 2

    Today is the second round of the Prediction League Cup, this is where it gets serious (well as serious as you can get with the PL) with Tinks the current cup winner defending her title against Cyril Sneer, grudge ties like davewebbsbrain v oldBlueLady, and Ldnfatso (the bad boy of the PL) v...
  4. DoDTS

    Who is in line for Representative honours?

    With England playing Scotland tonight and for some of us memories of the Home International Championship, it's perhaps time to give a thought to the Prediction League's "Roots Hall Home" Championship. After this Saturday's fixtures it will be selection time with the top three scorers from each...
  5. southend4ever

    Blow Up Dolls

    I am more than content with my current sex life. In fact I love it. The other half is off away in a few weeks time and I can't contemplate going a few weeks without sex and it's been years since I addressed young Master Bates. I am therefore contemplating buying a blow up doll. However, I...
  6. Mad Cyril

    The new Karate Kid film.

    Has anyone seen this yet? This has to be one of the most unnecessary and poorly conceived remakes ever. How can you remake this without: Mr. Miyagi. Sensai John Kreese. Cobrai Kai. Joe 'Bean' Esposito. Also - Mr Miyagi would slap Jackie Chan rigid and throw him around like a rag doll.
  7. Dave of the Match

    Blow up sex doll outside ticket office!

    Found yesterday morning! Fess up, who's was it!?
  8. Barbie

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  9. DTS

    Would you support a readers wives section on Szone?

    Last night after I would say 6-7 pints at the SZBC, Josh C came up with the brilliant idea of a readers wives style section on the zone. This would of course be a 16+ area so as not to enrage the many younger readers parents. The basic principle is that we would have a adults only section where...
  10. sufccolchester

    Reasons to be cheerful...

    I know it still hurts and anyone who offers sympathy is met with a watery smile and has pins stuck in a voodoo doll later; BUT there are some things to be happy about. 1. Leeds "we're too big a club to be relegated" are going down. 2. Colchester won't make the play offs 3. I knocked 7 new...
  11. Uncle Leo

    Five go mad in Sunderland. Or have a few beers anyway...

    Here's a review of Saturday in Sunderland, courtesy of Statski.... I think when the fixtures came out at the start of the season the away day trip to Sunderland ranked high upon peoples away games to do. One hell of a way to go for 90 minutes of football but seeing The Shrimpers playing in a...
  12. The Eternal Optimist

    What should we sell in the club shop?

    I want a Kev Maher action doll!
  13. Davros

    Release scheduale 7th march onwards

    Daves Disclaimer - this scheduale is subject to change and i will not be held responsible for you running down to HMV with your £2.99 only to be disapointed March 7th Agent Blue - Children's Children Alec Empire - Gotta Get Out Blak Twang ft. K9 - G.C.S.E Caribou - Yeti C-Sixty Four - On...
  14. Napster

    Happy 21st Birthday

    to Baby Doll, star of Deep Throat This 7, and Snoop Doggy Dogg's Doggystyle.
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