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  1. Shrimpers s**t on their own doorstep

    What's all this about then... http://www.southendunited.co.uk/news/article/2016-17/a-reminder-for-all-supporters-3681850.aspx
    • Parold
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    • blues doorstep english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division http league two npower football league rate real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc suppor the home of football
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  2. * ORM *

    Long Weekend Away - YAY

    Off to Thailand for the first time tonight. Koh Samui and Phuket were booked. You can keep your Bangkok and Pattaya. Quite frankly if I wanted that I have it on my doorstep in spades. Public Holiday here on Monday and taking Tuesday as a day in lieu though the company probably owes me a month...
    • * ORM *
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    • beaches doorstep qui recommended thailand
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  3. Payday and doorstep lenders

    Just seen Jo Swinson MP act as the coalition apologist for payday lenders. A truly sorry episode. Anyone considering taking a payday loan (eg wonga, quickquid etc) or doorstop loan (eg provident, pinewood, greenwood etc) should think extremely carefully before doing so. If you are in the sort...
    • applelover
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    • amazed carefully coalition doorstep ead gran lenders shark strongly
    • Replies: 61
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Tommy2holes

    Do you hate the hammers ? If so why or why not?

    TBH reading the west ham forums it seems quite obvious that there is a distinct dislike for us and us them. I have never really had any particular dislike for the hammers. I was born in rush green just down the road (about 4 miles) from upton park and my dad is from manor park and mum from...
    • Tommy2holes
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    • behave blues darkest doorstep english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division heres league two npower football league rate real football roots hall shrimpers singing soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 171
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  5. Slipperduke

    Life In Tottenham

    Grown men bounce into each other like rubber balls on the street outside, screaming incoherently at each other in beery ecstasty. At the front door, a woman tries desperately to light a cigarette in shaking hands, eventually giving up and asking the bouncer to help, tears of joy in her eyes. All...

  6. Yob gets what he deserves

    Ha ha ha. How good is this? Stupid little prick must have thought he was a proper mush, getting brave to some middle aged guy, with all his pals standing around watching, all this, why the guy is on his own doorstep!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlLtmh3toK0
    • GBJ
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    • doorstep prick
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  7. Essex Against Prisons

    All, As your aware there are plans to build a massive prison on the old Runwell Hospital just outside Wickford and also in Dagenham. I'm totally against this and don't want a prison on my doorstep. If your on facebook and like me disagree with Jack Straw's proposal to build it there please...

  8. Wickford Prison

    Great right on my doorstep. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6182181.ece
  9. BLUEBLOOD

    Breaking News Rons Latest Blog

    It appears the graphics didn't copy over, sorry !!! Chairman's Blog Firstly let me apologise to all those readers who were anticipating my blog yesterday. It is important that the Club do things when they say they are going to and I am sorry I could not deliver yesterday but was reliant upon...
    • BLUEBLOOD
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    • amazed apples assets attraction avoided brough capital carefully compensation complex cos deed degree divisions doorstep easier eastwood following freddy eastwood fur growth identified imagination industry investing itself jerk mark gower mistakes money occasions physical prepared processed prolific publish repeating schools science shadow shirt surrounding systems town wished youth
    • Replies: 75
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  10. Ron Martin

    I have it from the The "Horses Mouth" so's to speak that Ron is livid at some of the comments laid at his doorstep by certain members of the Zone last evening.. So much so the No 1 protagonist has a meeting with Ron tomorrow morning at 9-15....I will be there and we will put all of this bolix...
  11. Benfleet A1

    Diary of a Shrimper in Devon

    Saturday (Early) The alarm went off bang on 5 and hit the wall at 1 second past, my reflexes are still pretty quick even at this god awful hour. Get up and stand on clock. Scream and kick clock. Scream louder as I remember I have nothing on my feet. Clock looks all smug as I limp to the...
    • Benfleet A1
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    • attraction ayers bang bathroom bitter bon campsite chuck deceased doorstep dressed enjoyed flashed foo fur gods headed hoof hurts ish lived lose lying money salad shire snake stopped tents trance wasn
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. Sean 2

    Limos to Donny..

    Right,i'm posting this on here so everyone sees it though i kinda expect the mods to move it to the away travel forum at some point. One of my customers runs Chelmsford Limos and has kindly offered to me a fantastic reduced rate of limo travel to the away leg at Doncaster for us Shrimpers. He...
  13. Slipperduke

    Worst FA Cup? I think not

    Monday morning was like a scene from one of those post-apocalyptic movies that usually star Mel Gibson. The old order has been shattered, the new dawn has arrived and the scattered survivors crawl from their bolt-holes to blink in confusion at the much reduced skyline and wonder if things will...
    • Slipperduke
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    • adds bolt champions cup daw doorstep dreamland elite entered entertaining exactly fa cup ford fusion gods league learning loud lure michel money qui richer skyline suffering support trophy unfashionable wish
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  14. Stop The Mosque

    I noticed a thread a few weeks ago, mentioning that some Islamic society Want to turn a Christian place of worship into a place radical islam, ie a mosque. We must all do everything in our power to stop this going through. For anyone who Thinks this is peaceful loving religion, the events of...
    • TMWLT
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    • bradford doorstep islamic keynes larry literature milton mix mosque muslim relations religion rubbish town versions
    • Replies: 73
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. Somerset Ex-TTB

    Thanks Karl Dorn (inventor Extrordinaire!)

    Just want to say thanks to Karl Dorn. You may remember he asked us all to vote for his "standby switch" idea on the Vodafone big idea website a few months ago. Well, we did, and out of the blue yesterday a Vodafone Treo 750v PDA turned up on our doorstep as a random prize for a voter of hte...
  16. Bielzibubz

    Deadline Day - Olympics 2012

    Today is deadline day for those stadiums wanting to be considered as training facilities for the 2012 Olympics. Come on Ron. Just think of the kudos it would bring having Fossetts Farm as an official training facility for the one of the footballing teams. The worlds media on our doorstep...

  17. the jontosh2001 RANT!

    At the end of last week I ordered a DVD for my dad and a CD for my Mum for Christmas, as a hard-up student it was the best I could do... I've used amazon a lot and always been happy with their service. Today I got home to find the packet on the doorstep... "excellent" i thought...
    • Pubey
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    • classical dads didn didnt doorstep especially ive package postman thieving
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. canveyshrimper

    Season Tickets

    Has anyone actually received their tickets for Yeovil or Nottingham Forest yet? I phoned last week, and was told that the tickets were in the process of being sent out. A friend of mine called into the ticket office on Friday to get a ticket for the Tranmere match was told that someone from the...
  19. southend4ever

    Southend to Convert

    Into World's tallest footballer.... Ri Myong-hun He wants to give football a crack... To sign on a pay as you play contract... News on your doorstep...

  20. Lloyd Opara

    Just joined Swindon from Grays. Might have been worth a look considering his on our doorstep ?
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