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  1. The Storm on Stamford Bridge

    When John Terry was jeered off the White Hart Lane turf by the Tottenham faithful, it marked what could become a tense and altogether uncomfortable climax to the season. As they pray for a similar fate to befall their title rivals next weekend, however, a far greater storm awaits on the horizon...

  2. Xavi Takes Centre Stage in Football Spectacle

    When two teams of the highest calibre collide, it wouldn’t be beyond the realms of possibility that they negate each other and the feature becomes something of an anti-climax. Not when Arsene Wenger and Pep Guardiola are around. No. This was special. Barcelona flew out of the traps as if to...
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  3. duncan bulgaria

    Kris Akabusi Stories

    How do you like my bit of spare time writing ....i wish !! Akabusi scaled the walls of the £756,000 Sussex mansion with all the stealth of a gekko on a Mallorcan shower wall. As luck would have it the window was open. He dropped in and slipped out of his dungerees and let the cool air caress...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  4. Pay Up Pompey, Pompey Pay up

    It never rains, it pours... Except in Portsmouth, where the football club seems to permanently be in the grips of a category 5 hurricane. The south coast club are gripped in a relegation battle they seem destined to lose and the mystery surrounding their owner seems to deepen by the day. The...
  5. Slipperduke

    Fascinating Scousers

    I owe Rafa Benitez one. The weekend before last, an hour before I walked down the aisle, my Best Man decided that my nerves should be on public display for the entertainment of others and walked me into a pub first. He needn't have bothered. The public were already getting all the entertainment...
  6. Ricey

    If Barnard does go?

    Who would you want us to buy to replace him? I would go for Rotherham's Adam Le Fondre. He is young and would be a perfect replacement for Barney.
  7. Slipperduke

    Dwight Yorke - Born to Score

    BORN TO SCORE? What would you do if you were a professional footballer? How would you act? I know what you're going to say, you're going to say the same as me. You're going to say that you'd give it everything. You're going to say that you'd be tee-total, that you'd train hard, that you'd...
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  8. Header Required

    I'll keep this short and sweet... I need someone who can do a bit of design for my current blog, as it's becoming a sort-of Portfolio for most of my articles. I need a Header, 700x180, in a smart fashion, football related with the title of "Finding Jimmy Corbett" and the sub-heading of "A...
  9. Rusty Shackleford

    Confusing Dr Dre Lyrics. Number One in a Series of One.

    In the fabulous Dr Dre track 'Keep Their Heads Ringin', the former NWA man opines that: 'I'm the ***** that keeps the hoes fannies wet.' Now, as we well know, for an American, 'fanny' means bottom. Are we to assume that the good Doctor is giving these young ladies diarrhea?
  10. Davros

    fantasy football help

    Picking my fantasy football team at work(yes we leave ours late), and am stuck with the usual prognosis of having to have one defender who is cheap Im stuck between Michael Mancienne and Andre Bikey.. so i leave it up to the vote..

  11. Andy Murray

    Seeing as Murray just won another Masters title and moved up to world no.2 thought i would post some parts of an article i was reading about him. Rumours that Murray was "anti-English" stemmed from an interview he and Tim Henman did for the Daily Mail. In response to teasing from Henman, Murray...
  12. Davros

    André Vs Jordan

    in a trashy female mag type poll... what camp would you go in... Im with Andre, clearly cares more about the kids than Jordan does, i mean the fact that she jetted off and left him with not only the two kids they have together, but her son from another relationship with him speaks volumes.
  13. Hotman

    peter andre and katie price splitting up

    bet harvey didn't see it coming.
  14. Slipperduke

    Don't Panic, Arsene

    As dawn broke on the morning after the worst night of his career, I wonder what Arsene Wenger was doing. For some reason, I imagine him stood at the back door of his house, watching the sun rise slowly over his dew-drenched garden, sipping coffee and shaking his head pensively, wondering what...
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  15. Slipperduke

    Ruthless United Stun Arsenal

    There is a reason why Manchester United are the best team in the world. They don't lift all those trophies simply because they have better players, or smarter tactics. They succeed so frequently because Sir Alex Ferguson has built himself a team of winners, professional and ruthless, indomitable...
  16. Slipperduke

    Champions League Reports

    Apologies, I've been rushed off my feet this week. Here's both games for you. Is it so inconceivable that Arsenal could end this strangest of seasons as Champions of Europe? Arsene Wenger described his side as 'super-outsiders' before the first leg of their clash with Villarreal, but even after...
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  17. RickySUFC

    SUFC Lookalikes

    Just for a bit of fun. Any of our players you think have a celebrity lookalike. Post it here. Can be past or present players. I know its been said he looks like Snoop Dogg but I think Anthony Grant looks more like André 3000. Anthony Grant: André 3000:
  18. Slipperduke

    Super-Outsiders? Not A Chance.

    Villarreal 1-1 Arsenal Senna, 10 Adebayor, 66 If it is true that whatever fails to kill you makes you stronger, then soon Arsenal will be invincible. After the painful grind of a season ruined by injuries and internal dispute, the Gunners are growing as a team, and as men. To come back from...
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  19. Slipperduke

    Tyne Is Running Out

    Newcastle United are going down. Whatever you read in the press, whatever club sources say on the website, they are circling the drain ready to be sucked down into the Championship. There is no hope on Tyneside anymore. Their supporters, more than anyone else at the club, realise that this is...
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  20. OldBlueLady

    Aperitif tomorrow

    Can't believe this is on tomorrow, can we expect to see Mr J at the Hall afterwards? Cliffs PavilionThe Early Edition - Palace Theatre Dear MRS Searle THE EARLY EDITION PALACE THEATRE SATURDAY 21ST MARCH AT 12 NOON If you are of the opinion that every page of your morning paper is filled...
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    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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