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  1. DoDTS

    Away Ticket prices

    Hereford on Saturday, standing in a covered terrace £13 quite a bargain, or Brighton sitting in the open three miles from the pitch, £20 NOT a bargain. It’s 2009 and I don’t think spectators should be expected to rough it in the open when it could easily chuck it down with rain. Yeovil and...
  2. ablegrandson

    the real reason we drew

    apparently http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/index.php/2009/01/05/want-to-know-why-chelsea-could-only-draw-with-southend ;)
  3. Irish_Shrimper

    Interview with an Exile - Part 11: The tables have turned!

    Hi folks, This will be the final Interview with an Exile for Series 1, and I thought I would give some of the people I have cheekily edited on here over the past few months the opportunity to get their own back. So in the series finale, I am answering the questions! Would like to thank...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Interpol Shrimper

    Tore Andre Flo

    Just signed for the MK Donuts

  5. BNP Award Nominations 2008

    http://vice.typepad.com/vice_magazine/2008/11/london---bnp-aw.html THE MIND BOGGLES" AWARD: Mr Darren Charles. Activist. Membership suspended 20.9.05 (inappropriate tattoo). Suspension lifted 27.09.05 (WHAT WAS IT? A Dr. DRE TATTOO?) BEST EMAIL ADDRESS: Mr Tim Rudge...
    • Pubey
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Hotman

    Joke

    Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? Dr Dre
  7. Irish_Shrimper

    Col U, the very wet Irish, and SZ rogues gallery

    Saturday started off as any other of our travels over to see Southend: Leaving for the airport at 4am. Conditions were cold, but no rain. Yet. Arrived at the very rain swept Stansted at 7:55am to grab the bus later to Southend, and got dropped off on Victoria Avenue at 10:50. Rain was so bad...
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    • Replies: 39
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  8. Slipperduke

    Well, that b*ggered up the first draft...

    Extraordinary. Just when you think that you've got the measure of this ridiculous sport, along comes a game so remarkable, so unexpected and so astonishing that you need to sit down and take a deep breath before you can even start to make sense of it all. Tottenham Hotspur's impetuous comeback...
  9. Slipperduke

    Fright Night For Scolari

    Hi all, apologies for the lack of these recently. Not been too well, so just been filing and then retiring back to my sick-sofa. Back now though with more ill thought-out, poorly constructed critiques of the rich and famous. And so without Freddy Adu.... If Manchester United's victory in...
  10. SUFC Forever

    Mark Ramprakash Scores His 100th Hundred

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/counties/7538805.stm Congratulations to Ramps on his magnificent achievement in registering his 100th 1st class century today v Yorkshire at Headingley. He becomes the 25th player to reach this unique milestone.
  11. Yorkshire Blue

    Durham/ECB postpone ****-up in brewery citing organisational difficulties

    As anyone who has been following the sports news will be aware the Durham v Yorks 20:20 game was called off because their young spinner Azeem Rafiq was apparently ineligible (or according to Nasser Hussain, illegible - presumably this is because his doosra is unreadable). This is probably the...
  12. Uncle Leo

    Front page updated...

    ...with Baileytheblue's season review. You'll be glad to see there are no references to masturbation anywhere in the article. Unless there is a particularly good double entendre that I have missed. If you'd like to write something for the site - especially during the quieter summer months -...
  13. Napster

    Peter Beadle

    Sacked by Newport County Beadle axe after play-off failure Apr 28 2008 Western Mail Beadle axe after play-off failure Newport County 1-2 Fisher Athletic NEWPORT COUNTY have sacked manager Peter Beadle after they failed to make the play-offs by losing to Fisher Athletic 2-1 in the final...
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    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  14. Desert Shrimper

    Sporting Double Entendres

    1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!" 2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him." 3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really...
    • Desert Shrimper
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    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. The Flying Scotsman

    ShrimperZone FC 1 - Meet the Players

    Ahead of this weekends final taking place on Sunday (2.30 ko) at Burroughs Park (home of Great Wakering FC), it's time to take a look at the squad which helped the Zone achieve promotion in record time, and which now have their sights set on lifting the famous Andy Ward Section G Trophy. It...
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    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  16. Vange Shrimper

    Thursday's Pub Quiz Pt 7

    Usual rules, usual people banned. Hope this one dont cause too many arguments! :) 1. Robbie Williams covered the song My Way in 2006. Which singer or band enjoyed varying degrees of success with the song in each of the following years ? a. 1969 b. 1971 c. 1977 d. 1978...
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    • Replies: 40
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Slipperduke

    Hounds of Hell

    I used to get these horrible recurring nightmares when I was a teenager. It was every single evening and it was absolutely terrifying. I’d drift off and be transported to a cold, dark forest where I was being chased by a pack of dogs. The dogs were so real and no matter how fast I ran, I could...
  18. Slipperduke

    Arsenal rue missed chances

    How can two goalless draws be so different? Chelsea’s blank with Olympiakos on Wednesday morning was so desperately dull that it could have come straight from Dante’s sixth circle. This, though, was so different. Still no goals to write about, but it was never anything less than pulsating. Only...
  19. Mad Cyril

    iTunes on windows - is it pony?

    I purchased an iPod classic for xMas and have been ripping Mrs. MC CD collection so she can listen to her music around the house. iTunes seems to get confused with compilation albums and these often corrupt the track listings for previously ripped albums. Also, some tracks which are by...
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    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  20. Top 12 TV Double Entendres

    1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!" 2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him." 3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a...
    • Pubey
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    • anchor bbc didn dre ish lifting oxford rugby sausage sky sports snatch sports walsh
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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