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  1. Set Pieces

    You would think that the management understand this to be a way you can win/loose games We lost the game at Scunthorpe because we conceded 2 goals from corners It’s remarkable (lost for words) that it has been over 70 corners since we last scored. This blame can not be put on anyone but the...
  2. Terrorist drill

    My youngest is a big 12 years old and at a random time this week at school there will be a terrorist drill where the powers that be will play gunshots over the pa and pretend the school is under attack from good old ally ackbar and his mates. In my day we had fire drills and flood drills(canvey)...
  3. Ricey

    Striking Coaches

    This seems to pop up from time to time about our strikers not having an actual striking coach. Graham Coughlan taking striking drills and having PB as our manager who is allegedly a defensive expert, who should take our strikers for the drills? Have we ever actually had a coach who would work...
  4. steveo

    Long story, power cuts and a water dowser.

    If I had posted this when it started, it may have had the legs to match MK's fridge post. So i'll keep it short but you may get bored. Earlier this year, probably February time, I saw some damp patches on the left side outside wall of my house. Thought they would dry up but they didn't. We...
  5. chadded

    The 'Stan

    First of all, I'm writing this from my perspective of the last six months, I'm no hero, but plenty of my collegues are. Hopefully no one will think I'm writing this is order to show off, or to earn rep. Indeed, please don't rep me for this at all. I realise I'm probably not the only serviceman...
  6. weststander

    Donny in Basildon

    I have it on good authority that Doncaster Rovers Fc checked into the Holiday Inn in Basildon this afternoon. Do we know if the Holiday Inn has practised its 2am, 3am and 4am fire drills recently ????
  7. Slipperduke

    Geeky Game

    Ok, not everyone is going to like this one. It's heroically geeky and ultimaately rather pointless, but it's more addictive than Twiglets. You're a miner. You have to dig in a BoulderDash* kind of landscape for ore. Run out of fuel and you'll explode, fall off a ledge too hard and you'll...
  8. shrimperman


    How much longer are they going on for? I live a fair way away from the road and can still here the drills, all bloody night long. If it wasn't bad enough getting caught by the traffic they were causing on my way home, I now havn't been able to sleep for two nights. God help the people...
  9. shrimpboy

    Today's epic

    Got back about half an hour ago. What a game! I hate to rub it in to those who didn't go, but it was one of those games that I'll look back on in years to come and say 'I was there'. Talk about going through the motions! 1st half we were awful, marginally worse than...
  10. Hockley_Blues

    Reds have a sporting advantage

    From BBC News Looks like we need to wear our third strip more often....