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  1. TrueBlue

    The MK Pledge

    Right this is a post I have never really attempted before, after receiving a nice message from DTS this morning I have decided to give it a go. We need as much support at MK as possible we need passion and we need people up the back who want to sing for 90 mins, Dave has kindly said he will be...
  2. Interpol Shrimper

    R2 - Kaley Cuoco v Danielle Lloyd

    2 strong victories in R1 saw these two through, although Danielle had the tougher of the two ties up against Lauren Laverne. Knowing DtS, he's kept some convincing arguments back for the later stages, can Mr Gilbo and his girl convince SZ otherwise?
  3. DTS

    DtS cooking corner (Blackened Cod)

    Ladies and Gentlemen, After a lot of encouragement (from OBL) and as a special birthday tribute to OBL all be it a little late please welcome the return of DtS cooking corner. All of the dishes in DtS cooking corner is dishes that I am cooking for Mrs DtS at the moment so I dont put it on here...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • arrange biz cas cheapest cooking dishes dts gentlemen mix ski supermarket
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Yorkshire Blue

    SZ's greatest unheralded prophet

    January is a time of predictions, so the great citizens of Shrimperzonia, I ask you who is SZ's greatest unheralded prophet? Many a prediction has been made, but only a few are rubbished at the time yet turn out to be completely true. The contenders are, in alphabetical order: * Footymad13...
  5. DTS

    Question Men watching reality TV.

    As were at home this weekend and as a home game involves me leaving at 11am and not getting back till 6.30pm I have a kind of unwritten agreement with the Mrs that I wont go out with the lads for a few beers on a home weekend as its not fair to clear off all day then all night. However this...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • beatles dts eating hatred jungle wives
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  6. Cup Competition Idea

    I have an idea for a cup competition for the Betting League. This will be different to the Prediction league. The draw will be made and one match will be chosen by both sides. For Example : DtS vs MK Shrimper (sorry but you were the first one on the list) Match chosen : Man United vs...
  7. BLUEBLOOD

    PL Weekly Points Round 19

    A bumper set of fixtures meant bumper points for many, though none more so than for Kristof with a very healthy 16 .. title chasers DtS and Cricko were also to the fore whilst Emu and southend aussies paid the penalty for leaving their scores till late and so missed out on a few easy points 16...

  8. A lot worse than our club folding

    Dts and myself after discussing the possible demise of our beloved SUFC on Friday night realised an even more disturbing fact..It has been over a month now and the Spurs fan Lndfasto still remains in the Green. It shook us to the core and we had no idea as to why such a major thing could occur...
    • Cricko
    • Thread
    • beloved core deed dts travesty
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. BLUEBLOOD

    PL Weekly Points Round 18

    Charltons surprising defeat at Brunton Park cost a few of us some bonus points, though class, Drastic Sturgeon and southend aussies all managed to pick up 12 to be co winners this week. Title chasers DtS and Cricko were joined by myself and Roxy with double figure tallies At the other end of...
  10. DTS

    My betting dilemma

    Ladies and Gentleman, At the start of the season I decided to put £25 into a betting account with William Hills. As an incentive from them I also got a free £25 bet too. I decided to do my first bet and take a simple one so as to get me started with a small profit so I had £25 on Liverpool to...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • appartment approx arguement dts hills liverpool money mortgage rea suprise
    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. The Big Shrimp

    Your "Other Teams"

    Taking DtS thread a stage further, what other teams in other sports do you support/follow & why? Cricket: Essex, obvious! Rugby Union: Wasps. I liked the black & gold shirt was taken to Twickers to watch them! Rugby League: Leeds Rhino's. Family thing & I lived there briefly! Baseball...
    • The Big Shrimp
    • Thread
    • briefly dts fur lived shirt support washing washington wasps
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. DTS

    Rock N Rolla?

    Anyone seen it? Mrs DtS is off to Aqua Aerobics tonight and I have got a choice of Villa vs Man City or Rock N Rolla? I am guessing its along the same lines as all Guy Ritchies other films?
  13. Napster

    From the archives, lest we forget

    A piece from September 2001. From our dear departed friend, Reverend Bob. http://web.archive.org/web/20011024001120/www.shrimperzone.com/news/features/bitsnbobs/250901.shtml Anyone got any tales of Bob? I've got a pic of Seb.Weetabix, with Bob, the boy Scriven and Ninja looking very drunk at...
    • Napster
    • Thread
    • archives bobs dru dts features reverend
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. BLUEBLOOD

    PL Weekly Points Round 8

    Good use of the wildcard led to a decent week for many, DtS actually remembered to post and he was rewarded with a joint weekly high of 11 .. shared with Tinks, i wonder who cracked her account to post her scores :sherlock: 11 DtS 11 Tinks 10 The Big Shrimp 9 BLUEBLOOD 9 davidovolic 9 ldnfatso...
  15. DTS

    One SUFC game/day you could erase from memory happily.

    Following on from my single best day/moment thread I am now asking for the single worst game you have ever endured. A day so bad you would gladly wipe it from your memory forever. Mine was Boston at home on a cold and wet Tuesday night. Probably about 2003/2004 time. The lead up to the game...
  16. BLUEBLOOD

    PL Weekly Points Round 4

    A funny old night, in that so many players made excellent use of their wildcards, but didn't go on to post a big score. Our weekly winner is Emma, followed by early season front runners Shrimpersarmy and DtS. A mention too for perrennial under-achiever Nobby Snide as he enjoys a top 5 finish...
  17. blues_r_best

    The Celeb who you say you would not, but secretly you would: Part Trois.

    All of them apart from Kerry Katona (back in the day but not now), Sonia and Jo Brand.
  18. Aberdeen Shrimper

    If there was a Civil War??

    One of Glasgow’s comments on another thread prompted me to start this one. Imagine that Civil War broke out in the UK and you were put in charge of a unit of 10 men/women. These 10 men/women would be the elite of the elite and all hand chosen by yourself from fellow Zone members. You...
  19. BLUEBLOOD

    PL Table Latest PL Table ...

    Very early days of course, but Hils is our leader at the mo, followed by Cup King Dts and manor15 ... 18 Vange Shrimper 17 Dave the Shrimper 16 manor15 15 BrettieAngell 15 Drastic Sturgeon 15 Shrimpersarmy 14 Cricko 13 BLUEBLOOD 13 canveyshrimper 13 class 13 davidovolic 13 southend...
  20. DTS

    Question Could you abstain from sexual contact for life for a mill?

    Was discussing this with someone I cant recall who now the other day. If someone offered you a million £ but in return you could never have sexual contact with anyone ever again could you do it. I think personally once I get Mrs DtS in the pudding club once more I would be happy to accept this...
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