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Party Yesterday Research
Just out of interest Yesterday must of been the Biggest meet up of Zoners ever and I was wondering actually how many from here were there. I will start a list ...if your name is not on there or you know somebody else who was there please add it . (Zone members Only) Aberdeen Shrimper...- Cricko
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- bentleys canveyshrimper dts firestorm hut naps oldbluelady southminster
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The Zone A Year On.
The Zone a Year on.... Many things have changed this past season, SBH replaced Spiff on the board for one and is adding to the changes to the board day by day ....WE as the owners would like to think we have taken the Zone forward this past twelve months....We have new plans in store for next...- Cricko
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- achievements bentley brough continued cup debates donated dts especially foo hanks league ley music naps predictio spiff spread twelve
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The Zone A Year On.
The Zone a Year on.... Many things have changed this past season, SBH replaced Spiff on the board for one and is adding to the changes to the board day by day ....WE as the owners would like to think we have taken the Zone forward this past twelve months....We have new plans in store for next...- Cricko
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- achievements bentley brough continued cup debates donated dts especially foo hanks league ley music naps predictio spiff spread twelve
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Your worst stalker ever.....
Watched some programme about some stalker who shot his ex-bird of three weeks in Harvey Nicks last night and it got me thniking about my own worst stalker. When I was 18 I worked for a company called Unijet who were tour operators who have seen been brought out by First Choice. Like most first...- DTS
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- bombing booze brough ched didn didnt dreadful dts foo hadn hanks jobs kiss operators pulled teenage uns
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Away Travel Details
The New Away Travel section of the Forum is now in with the Shrimpers Trust section. The owners felt that with Dad of DTS doing so much work on this it deserved a spot of its own again.....Any Zoners that wish to keep others informed about Travel,Trains,Coaches, Spare places in Cars etc please...- Cricko
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- dts wish
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Who wears the trousers in your house.
Ben and I were having a debate earlier after a drink with our mate Horhchurch Matt. Basically my tactics are to let Mrs DtS make the little silly decisions such as what we have for supper or where to go for lunch etc but I like to think when it comes to the big ones I make the call. Ben thinks...- DTS
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- claiming dts
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Should the Shrimperzone men have a best manhood contest?
Following on from DtS' post about SZ Women's Growler Championship (when tbh, I dont think us girlies are going to be participating in this), Miss West Stand had the great idea that the SZ men could maybe enter the inaugral "SZ manhood championships". The format is simple. Take a snap of your...- Vange Shrimper
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- dts following length test
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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FAO Beatles Fans
Apple Corps Ltd., Cirque du Soleil and EMI Music Announce the Global DVD Release of 'All Together Now' on June 24 Apple Corps Ltd., Cirque du Soleil and EMI Music Announce The Global DVD Release Of 'ALL TOGETHER NOW' On June 24. PICTURED, FROM LEFT TO RIGHT: Yoko Ono Lennon, Sir George...- Yer Blues
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- backroom beatles bin borne combined complex contributions copies cos destroyed differences dts explore extras faced features filmed grammy harrison ive junction length mccartney multi music physical pictured production rack rate roles stereo tents theatre wasn wills
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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My last nights meal was a farce !!!
Wednesday nights I play football down at a college in Portslade which is 7.30-8.30 - Really enjoyable and helps to keep me fit. Mrs DtS and I have a sort of unwritten agreement that I call her as I am leaving the pitch and she starts my evening meal. Recent efforts have included Chicken...- DTS
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- bobs brough dts eaten enjoyable especially foo grab hanks havent oven salad thai twenty
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Tranmere Tickets booked
Me DtS and three others have booked our match tickets. Come on Shrimpers let's get that Southampton atmosphere going again this year.- DoDTS
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- atmosphere dts icke ickets
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Where are/where you best at pulling.
Whilst I am no longer on the market I still live every day like it was my last though all my mates that are single and love to hear all the stories of who is knocking off who on a night out. It occured to me that I am useless at pulling in clubs. My best place to meet birds used to be work but...- DTS
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- croydon dts pulling
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Don’t leave it too late for Tranmere
Although Tranmere is over three weeks away make your travel arrangements early. Last week I booked train tickets for DtS and despite being shown at £28 return from London when booking more than one ticket the price shot up to £45. That’s too dear for me and I’ve opted for the Shrimers On Line...- DoDTS
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- ant dts icke ickets
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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A few pics from Tuesday night in the Spread.
The "John's" Mr Benedict, SUFC Al, Hills and Brettie Angel. Trueblue and Callan discussing a possible Steak meal evening. Mr B and another Cider..with DTS in the background.- Cricko
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- dts hills spread
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Are you batting above your average.
I was on the train today. My latest way of passing the hour each way is my PSP which I love. So there I am playing as Fiorentina and battering Chievo in the Italian league when out the corner of my eye I spot a pretty cheeky bird. Now old Dave would have been tempted to chat her up but new and...- DTS
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- dts league
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Rough woman you know you shouldnt fancy but do....
I was over Mrs DtS's parents yesterday for sunday lunch. We ended up watching the crap that is Eastenders. Anyway for some reason I found myself getting a rise over Bradleys Mum. I dont know what it was about her as she aint very nice but for some reason all I wanted in the world was to smash...- DTS
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- crush dts prepared
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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My Orient dilema.
Right got a bit of a dilema. This weekend is of course Orient away. Like most of you I am sure I ****ing hate Orient. Everything about them makes me sick and even seeing an Orient fan on a non-football day makes me want to go over and pound his head into a pulp.:mad: Anyway this saturday I...- DTS
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- dts foo ley mix
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Best Loan signings ever
Blatantly plagiarising DtS' idea how about a line-up of thje best loan signings we've ever made. Anyone in the line-up is not allowed to have signed for us permanently: GK - John Burridge (Aston Villa) RB - Gary Parkinson (Middlesbrough) CD - Adrian Burrows (Plymouth) CD - Guy Butters...- C C Csiders
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- butters dts ford liverpool
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Shrimpers on Line Coaches !!!
Not normally a coach man but as today is boxing day and there were no trains I left it to my old man to sort out transport to Gillingham. Got up this morning and assumed were off on the Shrimpers Trust coaches only for my old man to reveal were going with Shrimpers on line boys. I didnt...- DTS
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- cos didn didnt dts hanks hullbridge sing
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Should woman be allowed to drink?
Last night we had out works office party. Our boss is not flash but he always throws a good bash and last nights was no exception. We went to the Box Wood which is so I am told Gordon Ramseys flag ship restraunt. There was five blokes and three birds all that I work with present. The girls...- DTS
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- bash booze dru dts eating flash pain repeating taxi throws
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Why did I open my mates parcel......My dilema
This saturday I for the first time in ages had a day at home and did nothing. My only real aim for the day was to nip into Brighton centre and gets Mrs Dts's Xmas presents. I was meant to go at 10am but as my Hereenven side are doing well on Football Manager I didnt actaully leave till gone...- DTS
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- bash conversation didn didnt dts following foo joi money package pain postman qui rented stairs tents town wasn
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- Forum: Homer's Bar