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  1. DTS

    Obscure football teams that you have fallen in love with.

    Was out in Amsterdam all last weekend on "The Bloke in the Pram Shops" stag do. We did various activities whilst out there but of of my favs which sadly only a few of the stag party got to see due to a big night the night before was I went to Amsterdam Arena to see Ajax vs NAC Breda. I have in...
  2. SZ BOTB Round 2..

    Sorry for the delay All . I was very busy this Morning with work would you believe..... Through to the Next Round we have the following....... PinkFloyd ( Blueblood) who beat The Verve ( SUFCESSEX)......36-22. The Beatles ( Libertine) who beat Queen ( Billericay Blue )......41-29. Muse...
  3. DTS

    Venice?

    Sorry to be pain on this topic again but I am off tomorrow with the Mrs for a long weekend and got a few questions. I have tried looking them up but cant be sure as you get so much contrasting info on the Net. So for those that have been can I ask? 1) Our hotel is in St Marks square. What is...
  4. Interpol Shrimper

    SZ - BOTB Half-Time Scores (Day 1)

    Hello & welcome back to the studio where we can now summarise the current state of play in the eagerly awaited ShrimperZone Battle of the Bands 2007. Well, at half-time this week we're not seeing things as close as we have in other recent cup competitions. So far we've seen no huge shocks and...
  5. SZ BOTB Round 1.... Muse v Roni Size

    READ THREAD BEFORE VOTING SZ Battle Of The Bands Round 1. Voting closes in exactly 24 hours. In the First Round of the competition, Muse (Sponsored by MuseShrimper have been drawn against Roni Size (DTS) Post your Video clips, arguments, support and loathing. If both contenders are evenly...
  6. DTS

    Clubbing with your Mrs?

    Morning, Went out at the weekend with my mates and there birds. Always a bit of a risky one as women who dont know each other always seem to dislike each other but all seemed to go well. I was especially proud of Mrs DtS who despite having been at Roots Hall all day was very well behaved...
  7. South Bank Hank

    Totty Cup 1 - Kopylova versus Hathaway

    SZ Totty Cup Round 1 Action Voting closes at 9.00am tomorrow morning. In Round 1 of the competition, Lillia Kopylova (sponsored by CCCsiders) is paired with Anne Hatthaway (sponsored by Dts). Post your pictures, arguments, support and loathing. If both contenders are evenly matched, let your...
  8. DTS

    Bringing the Mrs to football.

    This week Mrs DtS will be making her first and potentially her only apperance at Roots Hall. No she is not playing for Cheltenham but will be coming with me to see the super Blues. Having taken ex-birds to Roots Hall I have always found it to be quite a painful experience as they are either...
  9. DTS

    Nudity in front of ones family.

    Was out with Ben from work last night and got battered at Monument so I feel rough as a dog. Mrs DtS had her Mum over last night. She is a lovely woman and we get on well - Despite the fact she is French and speaks like Officer Crabtree from Allo Allo. Anyway I got washed and dressed well early...
  10. DTS

    Getting beaten at games by your other half.

    Northampton is always a ****y trip in my book with the olny plus side being that its pretty close to London. This saturday was no exception. We drunk in a pub called the Rover which was a right old hole before heading to the stadium early so my mate could get a ticket on the day. As my mate...
  11. Firestorm

    Strictly Come dancing

    Ok, the papers are full of the Gabby vs Kate voting thing last weekend.I felt that SZ should be the voice of the people so a poll in true DTS fashion is called forOK the public may want Kate but who would yoy like to Samba with
  12. DTS

    Wife swap's rule changes in our own lives.

    I am sure most of you are familiar with Wife Swap on Channel 4 - but for those of you who are not baiscally you get two generally weird couples and the wifes from each house swap places and go and live in the other ones house for two weeks. Week one they live by the old wives rules and week two...
  13. DTS

    Are your partners mate good looking and is this a bad thing?

    Last night Mrs DtS had a day off so she could help one of her mates go flat hunting. She text me about 3pm to say did I mind if he mates stays for dinner - No skin of my nose so of course she can stay. I was sort of looking forward to seeing her mate as Mrs DtS keep telling me she is the best...
  14. Davros

    Name one S'zoner...

    ...you would love to meet.. Mine would be DTS, and im sure i will do at the next SZFC Beer clique meet up. Apparently, we have been close to meeting on several occasions, including being on the same Met line carriage back from the first game at new Wembley... but at seperate ends... and twas...
  15. DTS

    Have you ever been drinking on your own?

    My lodger my mate Skeletor revealed the other day that he went for beers on his own last sunday as none of the other lads were about. I am talking going into a pub and buying a pint not just some tins from the offy. Ben today revealed that he often stops on the way home and gets a few beers in...
  16. DTS

    Would you read Dad of DtS book?

    Right - I am in need of a bit of secrecy on this one....And as Dad of DtS is off on hols this week I am hoping he wont see this post but.... Basically my old man is writing a book at the moment. Its only really for his own enjoyment about his times watching Southend. Its not really a book...
  17. DTS

    Are Stir Frys much cop?

    Got back to Mrs DtS last night after a long day at work. Mrs DtS kindly said she would cook while I made a few work calls. I had had a realy crap day so she said she would do a special one. As I made call after call to loads of totally unmortgageable customers my mouth began to salivate. In...
  18. DTS

    My dilema - I have got problems in the bedroom !!!!

    Right ladies and gentleman - I need your advice as I have a slight problem in the bedroom department and I call upon the more experienced heads on this board to help me sort it. Basically Mrs DtS and I spend most nights together. Now all is going to plan and got to say I really think I have...
  19. DTS

    Worst School Trip ever.

    Mrs DtS neice is off on a school trip today. This got me thinking back to my school days (Yes I did go to school) and about some of the crap school trips we went on. I think possibly the worst one I ever went on was when I did A-Level Geography - a field trip to Whitby. The trip itself was a...
  20. DTS

    Walsall by train.

    My usually reliable seat booker (Dad of DtS) has not really come up trumps with tickets for Walsall with seats costing £37.50 from London or something similar each. Not that I dont trust the old boy but anyone else found a cheaper way to do it. Cheers DtS
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