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  1. Round 7

    Round 7 is possibly the most diverse one yet! Horror master George Romero (Clinton Baptiste) v comedy king Gerald Thomas (Uxbridge Shrimper). Carry on watch out for those brain eating zombies matron!
  2. Kiwi Fruit

    Just ate one, and I eat it with the skin on like an apple. Now the girl in the office looked at me like I'm an alien. So am I a wierdo for eating my Kiwi avec the skin?
  3. Napster

    Nice Geoff Boycott story

    Pinched from Popbitch back to 1997/98 then and Geoff Boycott is talking to a Brit fella living in Barbados. They got discussing stuff and eventually the expat offered Sir Geoff the full use of his massive, luxurious, hilltop house for the duration of the England tour of that winter. On the...
  4. Slipperduke

    Pistol-Whip The Cheats

    Nothing irritates me more than diving. Seriously, it's right up there above noisy eating, people who play tinny R'n'B through their cellphones on the bus and that invisible scratch on my West Wing DVD that smashes straight through the important bit ten minutes into every episode when you're...
  5. Aberdeen Shrimper

    What are you eating right now?????

    A few milk Chocolate Biscuits dipped in a hot chocolate. Scrummy
  6. Bonjela

    is eating a tube's worth in one day dangerous?! I've got serious wisdom tooth issues at the moment, and with being all over the country at the moment I haven't had time to grab a checkup at the dentist (who is a sadist bitch and won't do anything about it anyways). Anyway my addiction to...
  7. Napster


    15th July Following on from last week, when Tom Pope went to East Dene Primary School to help promote healthy eating, this week, striker, Drewe Broughton has been to Dalton Listerdale Junior and Infant School to open a newly completed study area. 'It was strange how I got involved,' Drewe told...
  8. canada shrimper

    Michael Jackson latest

    Not sure if you lot over there have heard the story going round over here.Rumor has it Michael Jackson died of foodpoisining. He was eating 10 year old weiners
  9. pickledseal

    Breaking News Revelling In It - 15/7/09

    Revelling In It Revelling In It This week starring: Alan ‘Peter Jones’ McCormack Steve ‘I just love football’ Parmenter Adam ‘Blue blood runs through my veins’ Barrett Anthony ‘Rocky Balboa’ Grant Steve ‘Big Bird’ Mildenhall An introducing (again)….. Lee ‘Birdsnest hair’ Sawyer Personally...
  10. Filthiest Bird Ever Nailed.

    Thats right folks there are plenty about especially in Essex. Mine has to be an old taffy bird I nailed in Greece with the cockroach, she was a dead ringer for Irene from home and away but with corn beaf legs. Anyway there we were in bar drinking some cheap horrible vodka in pints and these...
  11. BBQ etiquette

    Some more slight theft from sickipedia. quality though. like Women know your limits! We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of...
  12. canveyshrimper

    65th Anniversary of D Day

    What is the SZ consensus on this one? A massive **** up by our governament? A snub for the Royal family? Usual chicanery from the cheese eating surrender monkeys. And lastly very much a Franco / American occasion, WTF? We'll forget about the 80,000+ British & Canadian troops shall we?
  13. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Decline in bees will affect our future eating habits

    I watched a interesting/worrying story on the local news tonight regarding the declining population of Bees and the effect this could have on humans.......it is estimated that 1 in every 3 mouthfuls of food we eat are courtesy of pollinating insects. Bee numbers have declined by 10-15% in...
  14. Slipperduke

    I wish I'd Gone To Hayes

    Barcelona 0-0 Chelsea So was it Guus Hiddink's tactics or Petr Cech's saves? Was it the referee and his failure to spot a late tug on Theirry Henry or was it Barcelona's inability to take their chances? Chelsea fans won't give two hoots. The net result of this rather grim affair was a scoreless...
  15. seany t

    Wembley: A Nation(al Stadium) divided?

    As a stadium, I still feel entirely undecided about Wembley. It's most impressive outside, lit up at night - a glowing beacon calling sports fans to its central hub. And it's a very slick operation, delivering colossal volumes of food and drink at breakneck speed, being very sensibly laid out...
  16. TBV_Dan

    Zone Update Revelling it in - 25.3.09

    This weeks 'Revelling It In'
  17. Slipperduke

    When Title Races Go Bad

    Two weeks ago, Manchester United were seven points ahead of Liverpool with a game in hand and the title race appeared to be over. Now, with United losing back-to-back league games, the gap has been slashed to just a single point. Can Liverpool maintain their momentum and romp home to an unlikely...
  18. Winkle

    My Muts habits!

    I everyone, Sorry and all that as I dont get any spare time to post anything worthy or significance to embelish this great forum, but I have a rare day off and was trying to find and answer why, my Monty (44kg black gay labrador) as started eating his own s**t again. He as been on a very strict...
  19. manor15

    What are you eating/drinking?

    Simple What are you eating or drinking?
  20. MisterStubbs

    "Southend" mentioned by Harry Redknapp

    Admitted in an interview on ssn that hes Tottenham side would have been down in Southend walking the pier and eating jelly ells if it wasnt for their fixtures ahead of the carling cup final. Shame.... would have thrown some abuse at the players if i saw them.