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  1. Attendances

    under 5000 again on sat and that included a decent 300+ from Exeter. Noticed its the 3rd time already this season we have played at home the same day as Worst Ham. I feel this is having an effect on the casual fan, esp as the Spammers are heavily advertising discounted tickets. Why are we...
  2. Tangled up in Blue

    Greens elect new leader

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-19462474 Is the Green Party set to become a new force in British electoral politics? I've voted for them here, at local and European elections in Spain, and would certainly consider doing so in a UK General election (were I still eligble to vote).I would...
  3. BLUEBLOOD

    Memory Lane On this day ... 10th March

    Plenty of memories for me here, notably anti-hero Tilsons first goal for the club verses champions-elect Wolves, i'm sure this is the game where Paul Clark destroyed Steve Bull in the first 5 minutes escaped with a booking and rendered the usually lethal Bull a mere passenger, a 2-2 at Blackburn...
  4. BLUEBLOOD

    PL Weekly Points Round 35

    Basement boys Stockport holding Champions elect Chesterfield, Hereford cruising to victory at Torquay and an abandoned match all in one week meant points were never likely to be that good this week, so step forward and take a bow Lord Richie of Wickford :clap: :clap: (pint of what he's on...
  5. Aberdeen Shrimper

    The Uncomfortable Definition of an Infidel....

    Received this on an e-mail today..................not the usual "pass it on to everyone in your contacts" type of e-mail. The Uncomfortable Definition of an Infidel.... Allah or Jesus Christ? Islam is the fastest growing religion in the UK . Last month I attended my annual training...
  6. Napster

    Berlusconi

    Silvio Berlusconi was criticised for again calling Barack Obama "suntanned" and extending the insult to his wife, Michelle. At a rally last night Berlusconi said: "I have to bring you some greetings, greetings from a man, what is his name, what is his name - just a minute it was someone with a...
  7. OldBlueLady

    AGM 3/9/09 - Full Report

    Okay, here we go - it's 8 pages long so I'm not sure how it's going to break down on here, please bear with me and refrain from any comments until you get to what is obviously the last page! Full notes of Southend Utd’s AGM – 3rd September 2009 Meeting held at Southend Council Chamber...
  8. Tin Bath

    AGM and your vote

    After reading the statement today from Geoff King about Alex Revell's loan to Swindon I do think this is one public statement error too many from our Chief Executive and clearly as a shareholder I dont feel the man generates the correct image for our club or gives me confidence. I urge all...
  9. Thorpe Groyney

    Essex Senior League Derby - Southend Lords Of The Manor

    Not long back from Southchurch Arena from a superb local derby. Southend Manor 3-2 Hullbridge Sports. Hullbridge cruising it 2-0 up at half time. An early second half piledriver from 25 yards, though, swung the game. A poorly defended free kick left a free header in the six yard box for the...
  10. Harold Bishop Killer

    2 Questions

    Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three Who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally ********, and she had Syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one...
  11. Slipperduke

    The Gunners

    Just occasionally, maybe once a year at most, there comes a football match so beautiful, so intense, so frantic and so scoop-your-jaw-up-off-the-floor exciting, that it's all you can do not to fall to the ground and openly weep in thanks that you were able to watch it. This was an epic struggle...
  12. Napster

    Interesting questions

    Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally ********, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion? Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the...
  13. The Last Word A Few Facts

    1. 1 in 7 of new arrivals from East Europe have no means to support themselves meaning that they instantly have access to benefit support on average 700 new arrivals every day. 2. In the PCT for South East Essex there are 205 registered HIV positive cases 90% of which are West African, the cost...
  14. Uncle Leo

    The fbm view and ratings

    PANTO SEASON IN FULL SWING AT ROOTS HALL Roll up! Roll up! Come and see the Christmas pantomime. No – not Dick Whittington at the Cliffs, or The Wizard of Oz at the Palace, but one that beats the lot – Cinderella at Roots Hall. Why Cinderella? Because no Southend players went to the ball (at...
  15. J

    CS J For mod..

    i am not talking about parker's and vespas either.. you my people can elect me to become a mod.. i am willing to give you a great service and to give huge financial backing to the site.. so that only the members can benefit! SO ELECT CS J.. The people's person... i haven't run...
  16. Stats

    SZFC Big Brother Special

    SZFC Big Brother Special Line Up ORM Shags Leeboy Leopard Kev (The General) Toddy Stats Andee (Bob Cratchitt) Mr B Carter (Carter True Blue) Napster Barris Einstein Dangle (Shrimpersarmy) WK 1: All housemates get on reasonably well however by the end of the week Kev's general mincing...
  17. Kent Shrimper

    1 Weeks on

    Well i was at a loose end today so started messing with some video editing software. I dont think the finished article to to bad, but worst way its a nice little reminder of what happened last week Champions Elect
  18. Frank Lampard

    My estimation of this chap has risen somewhat considerably: From The Times Family struck by tragedy pay warm tribute to Lampard By Peter Lansley FRANK LAMPARD has won many awards this season and as he attends to the toe injury that has precluded his participation in England’s tour to the...
  19. Xàbia Shrimper

    Adam Barrett

    Interview with Adam Barrett on Blues World just prior to the game against Leyton Orient revealed that the POTY-elect was a West Ham fan as a kid ... I can already hear the tones of indignation from certain people! WS
  20. Steve Tilson - You're Ace

    Every Monday, the Racing Post does a "You're Ace" and "You're Not" piece. Monday's "Not" was, unsurprisingly, Lee Bowyer. The "You're Ace" award went to Mr Steve Tilson.... "A look at the pre-season prices in League Two puts into...
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