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  1. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Ronaldo crashes Ferrari on way to training

    Cristiano Ronaldo has escaped unhurt after crashing his Ferrari sports car into a roadside barrier in a tunnel near Manchester airport. The car was badly damaged when it was involved in the accident at 10.20am today on the A538 Wilmslow Road, but the 23-year-old Manchester United winger was...
  2. TJC

    Question Northampton - was it over the line?

    When the Northampton goalie stumbled backwards from a catch, did the ball cross the line? Crowd cheers down the south end of the ground suggested it had? Any witnesses on the line?
  3. Hotman

    SUFC MArketing department

    just had a call from southend united, noticing that I had clicked a link on an email and am I interested in buying ... the £5.99 diary!! Surely the time spent on the phone would be better spent approaching local businesses for sponsorship etc??
  4. RobM

    Businesses on the up?

    Are there many? Seems all businesses are struggling a bit/lot or closing down altogether.
  5. CC51DAS

    The season is not over yet !

    A bit of a gap is starting to appear between us and the play-offs and we have some tricky matches coming up and a number of weaknesses in our squad ( maybe will be worse soon if Christophe's injury is serious and Macca gets his 5th booking ). But out of the 8 clubs above us we have only...
  6. Grayson

    Bowlers

    BT is a bowler's game. I am top of my III with 4 wins from 4, and all of my 5 bowlers are in the top 10 of the league averages. How many of us have a really balanced bowling attack? Despite my bowlers' success so far, I wouldn't say I do, as I have a quality as a 5th bowler (2 levels down at...

  7. pensioners !

    guy i spoke to yesterday told me the following,to be honest i have heard of this type of thing before. the guys mum is aged 80ish she suffers with various illnesses and can no longer care for herself,her bungalow was sold approx 9 months ago for 200k,the proceeds are currently paying her...
    • graysblue
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    • approx cos esses following grave ish pensioners proceeds
    • Replies: 45
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. canveyshrimper

    Bread

    I've just had two women call round asking what type of bread I eat. When I said white, the proceeded to harangue me about the benefits of brown bread for over 30 minutes. ****ing Hovis witnesses. :stunned:
  9. Slipperduke

    Beware Belarus

    The Fabio Capello roadshow rolls into Minsk tonight with England endeavouring to make it four from four in Belarus. Few could have foreseen such a confident start to the World Cup qualifying campaign but, despite the promising progress, question marks still remain. Firstly there is the...
  10. Sean 2

    Trouble at Edgeley Park ground.

    Our next opponents at the 'Hall,Stockport County,had an eventful day yesterday. Playing Oldham at home in their 3-1 win,Oldham scoring first and scenes of joyous celebration amongst the Latic's away support to which a response of AKA "go away" from the County fans.In reply the Latic's came back...
  11. Slipperduke

    Benitez Must Improve

    It's two wins from two for Liverpool in the Premier League and European qualification has been secured, but has success ever been this abject? If the sign of a champion is the ability to win when you play badly, then Liverpool should have the title wrapped up by Christmas, because I don't think...
  12. Shrimpergonzo

    Sir Alex witnesses yet another 1-0 defeat for the Ferguson clan at Roots Hall!

    See from the pictures on the Posh site that Sir Alex was in the stands today - Roots Hall is a really unlucky ground for the Fergusons!

  13. A few points from last nights game!

    A few points of what i thought from last nights game.... Scannell was very good. Great feet and put some dangerous balls in the box, looks promising he will come good this season! First half kept the ball well, looked very comfortable. Players looked fit. All the players from last season...
    • WESTY_SUFC
    • Thread
    • ard barnard especially esses ive league money tilly
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  14. Job or Househusband....?

    Difficult personal dilemma. I feel I need to support my clan by getting a job, food on table etc. ST's on the credit card already! Mortgage to pay but missus covering things at present. However I really enjoy being around them and doing those chores about the house that all fathers know...
    • dashman
    • Thread
    • dash didn esses mortgage suppor support
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. Sussex Shrimper

    Doncaster's system - could we pull it off?

    Let me be clear from the outset - I'm not proposing that we radically change the way we play after a fairly successful season, I'm just posting this as food for thought. For a while now I've felt that one of our weaknesses as a team has been our inability to create space for our wide players...

  16. Urgent Help Required

    if anyone was in the walkabout after the game on friday, in donny, at about 2am could they pm me, as you maybe a witness when it all kicked off!! and we need witnesses
  17. Southend_Lady

    Favourite Desk Item

    So then I thought I would get in on this new style pub section with an exciting post. What desk item could you not do without, computer doesnt count as that is obviously a necesity for work and browsing SZ of course. Personally I couldnt live without my all singing and dancing multipurpose...
  18. Slipperduke

    Trouble In Merseyside

    They say that lightning doesn’t strike twice, but with momentum growing at both ends of Stanley Park, it looks like now might be a good time to run for cover. Everton are more than capable of finishing fourth and, at the same time, no-one would be surprised if Liverpool snaffled a sixth European...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • aerial anfield automatically ber bin brewing champions ched cup displays esses faul finishing fortune joi league ley liverpool lose money pace proving qui reinstated ruled shuffle specialists stated trophy worthy
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  19. The Good ,the Bad and the Tiny .

    The good : Bailey ,awesome display ,all over the place in a good sense and strangely our only goal threat . The bad : Mulgrew ,started well and then made a howler and suddenly could not defend for toffee as his confidence drained and was an absolute liability . The tiny : Flahavan...
  20. BLUEBLOOD

    London Times Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense

    'Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when...
    • BLUEBLOOD
    • Thread
    • ant beloved birth cup discretion esses faul following fur joi lived reliable schools teacher teachers unruly
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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