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  1. OldBlueLady

    Received in the post today

    Surprised no-one else seems to have mentioned this, but perhaps you haven't seen your post yet. We ain't there yet guys! Big brown envelope from the Communities and Local Government office re: Town and Country Planning Act 1990 - Section 77 Applications by Southend United Football Club Land...
  2. BaileytheQuitter

    Dara O'Briain

    Just wondered what everyone thinks of him. If your not familiar he's the Irish guy that presents 'Mock The Week'. I find him utterly hilarious and am going to see him live at the Cliffs Tonight. Only over shadowed by managing to get 8 tickets for me and my mates for Lee Evans at Wembley...
  3. Matt the Shrimp

    The fbm report - Millwall

    Folks, As I'm not quite sure what time I'll get back tonight in order to post this on the front page, it is not fair to deny fbm his readership - or to deny you his pearls of wisdom - so here is the fbm report for the Millwall game, which will hopefully go up on the front page tonight. * * * *...
  4. Jonny_Stokes

    More good Fatty Evans news

    "Blue Square Premier club Crawley Town have been docked six points ahead of the new season after being charged with bringing the Blue Square League into disrepute. The charge relates to financial irregularities at theSussex club, who have failed to confirm the payment of last season's Company...
  5. Maldon Blues

    Crawley deducted 6 points!

    Serves them right for a) being complete thugs and b) going anywhere near Steve Evans. Link
  6. Crawley Friendly

    Went to watch Three Bridges v Crawley last night to scout our Saturday oppostion but they didn't put out a very strong side (even Steve Evans, the manager, played one half!). Can't say we'll have too much to worry about this weekend. Crawley lost 2-1 managing only 3 shots on target all game...
  7. DTS

    Most Missed Away Trip

    All this beating Man United, Sunderland, Southampton stuff is getting boring now isnt it. As we are clearly staying up this season I was wondering what trips you lot were missing going on. I really miss Macclesfield away. Always a top day out in my book. Loads of ok pubs within a decent walk of...
  8. carter_true_blue

    The new michael jackson

    I have found the new michael jackson he has potential and i recorded him why i was in trafalgar square yesterday going to watch lee evans (got photo of me and him and his signature) anyway watch the video and you will see the future michael jackson. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKxH7QQF7t4...
  9. Signed Football memorabilia inc Collis gloves

    Hey guys and gals! I'm trying to raise money so that my aunt can get treatment for Multiple Sclerosis. The NHS refuse to give her any physio as she is not a priortiy as MS is incurable, so her friends and family are trying to raise money to get it privately but this costs £50 an hour! As a...
  10. Uncle Leo

    Plymouth preview

    “Can we play you every week” used to be the chant when Southend played Plymouth. During the 1990s, the Shrimpers beat the Pilgrims on seven consecutive occasions, whilst from 1957 to 2001, the Pilgrims were winless at Roots Hall. That victory for Plymouth – a 1-0 win courtesy of a Micky Evans...
  11. Broughton

    Couldn't find a thread dedicated to Donkey Broughton (probably because no-one follows Chester's reserve team). However his agent has clearly been a busy man trying to talk up his footballing achievement and it looks as if he might hoodwink managerial novice Paul Ince into signing him...
  12. Flinty

    100 famous gingers

    I'll start with Chris Evans
  13. Flinty

    100 famous gingers

    I'll start with Chris Evans
  14. fbm

    The fbm view

    Pre-season friendly results don't mean much.  Everyone says so, and even Tillys pre match notes stressed this point. Of course, it's very easy to say this if you win.  But whilst the result may be relatively meaningless, I defy anyone to claim that they are not inwardly just a little concerned...
  15. Signings for next year?

    Bit early and cant fault how the lads have played this year certainly brillant but is always fun to think about possible signings we could get to improve the squad for next season. Some thoughts : Kevin Amankwaah - RB ( Yeovil ) Solid right back who has always impressed me. Would make the step...
  16. 1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die

    Just heard about this book that was published late last year - some strange choices and (IMHO) some glaring ommisions. That said, I own 293 of these and have heard a further 108 giving me a respectable total of 401. To be honest, dying would be a favourable option to hearing most of the others...
  17. Kent Shrimper

    PFA Player of January.....

    Isnt Darryl, Again missed out. January Winners At A Glance Premier$hite: Joe Cole - Chelsea Championship: Kevin Doyle - Reading League 1: Rhys Evans - Swindon Town League 2: Joe Hart - Shrewsbury Town PFA Player of January
  18. shrimper loz


    Seeing as tilly wants to get in a keeper as cover i reckon we should go for Reece Evans at Swindon. We tried to get him last year but he thought he would have it better at the County Ground and now look where they are...... He is an England under 21 keeper (presently or in the past) and a very...
  19. * ORM *

    Sticky Gonads Anyone ?

    Kenneth Slaby of Pittsburgh is suing Gail O'Toole, with whom he broke up in 1999, after dating for 10 months. Slaby then began dating someone else but, according to the lawsuit, O'Toole invited him over to her home on May 7, 2000, where he fell asleep. When he woke up, Slaby found that...

    hearing that alan b'stard may be making a comeback on stage having defected to new labour.. after your excellent early warning on the lee evans tickets hopefully this will make an apperance at the cliffs (if the rumour is true of course)