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  1. Benfleet A1

    The Guardian Exposed

    The next time a link to The Guardian is rammed down your neck by those that would eat the rich, demand socialism and deny choice, then consider this. A list of Guardian contributors who demand equality for the downtrodden but have, of course, never experienced hardship and never will. I give...
  2. Floval Flyer

    Who's still happy!?

    My wife can't believe I am still on a high since last weekend, she's not used to me in a good mood all off the time, normally I am right moany git! Just had a week off work, given loads of jobs to do round the house, even helped my eldest with his exam revision... And Still happy ! just...
  3. pickledseal

    Teaching RE

    I'm ready for the banter, and have no problem with it at all, but think that this article is very interesting regarding the place of RE in our schools: http://www.tes.co.uk/article.aspx?storycode=6417096 It begins: And it goes on... I think a few on here need to really take stock of that...
  4. Let's talk about stuff

    It's dead on here today and I've got 30 exam scripts to mark so am looking for some procrastination.
  5. DTS

    Speedy Passports.

    Ladies and Gentleman. I have an exam next week. I had to send my drivers liscense off to a solicitor on behalf of a customer and my passport is out of date. I need to show who I am for a exam next week and I dont have any ID Can you still go down to petty france of whereever it is in London...
  6. Exam Results

    good luck to anyone getting exam results today!
  7. Benfleet A1

    Now I Know What the Helmets For.

    Since joining my new company things have moved along in the recovery world for me. My gaffer is one of these chaps who wont ask you to do something he wouldn't or couldn't do himself which is in sharp contrast to the last lot. He loaths paperwork and if the true is told, sitting in his office...
  8. Felipe Melo

    I was bored earlier whilst attempting to revise for my exam in a few days time, and put Juventus v Parma on the telly on ESPN. In the first half, Felipe Melo did this (see about 50 seconds in): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv0bfziNt84 He has history for this sort of behaviour too, doesn't...
  9. Survey

    Message Removed.
  10. Breaking News Chairman's Blog 19/05/09

    I promised to advise on the frequency of blogs at least through the close season. Following a number of emails from supporters on the subject I have settled on three weekly intervals which will take us into the end of the first week of the season (9th June, 30th June, 21st July, 11th August)...
  11. Sky Sports Survey

    Hi all, I'm currently researching the impact of Sky Sports on football and its audiences for my A2 Media Studies exam. EDIT: Survey removed. See below. Do you feel Sky Sports has had a positive impact on football, and why? Thank you.
  12. Engineering Exam Question

    Engineering Maths Question: Conditions: A Hyundai Excavator, weighing 22 tons, firmly chained onto the top of a lowboy trailer and traveling on a motorway. The extended shovel arm is made of hardened refined steel and the approaching overpass is made of commercial-grade concrete...
  13. Irish_Shrimper

    Interview with an Exile: Part 7 - Sufc_girl

    This week, Rachel (Sufc_girl) from Canada answers the questions. Apologies for the 18's rating on the thread, this was put there merely to make her feel a little more nervous than she no doubt already is :D Below is Rachel with her new fella... 1) How long have you been an exile? A)...
  14. DTS

    IT Help.

    Of on a course all next week so thought it might be prudent to delete the internet history on my PC. Nothing too bad on there but dont really want to give impression I am on SZ all day as meant to be on exam study. Anyone give me a pointer what to do. I thought you went to Tools at the top but...
  15. Hotman


    http://news.uk.msn.com/Article.aspx?cp-documentid=8749718 REUTERS - 30.06.2008 09:11 Pupil gains marks for exam expletive LONDON (Reuters) - A student who scribbled an expletive on an English language exam paper was awarded 7.5 percent for accurate spelling and effective communication, The...
  16. chadded

    Next time you do an exam..

    Suitable for work.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBWjXPaZuqg
  17. Winkle

    Somebody elses shoes?

    Before I spend the rest of the day laying out the garden studying for an exam next week ,I am under strict instuctions from the beloved not to spend all day on my P.C as I would get nothing done.............. Tough darling your at work and its my dayoff so there. Anyway Its Quite simple really...
  18. ozzy-shrimper

    John Agard

    Hes a poet. I find poetry incredibly boring and meaningless but this one poem half caste is brilliant. I was at the place where he was filmed in the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRrYhpiYzaU The way he says it is brilliant! Anyone else seen him live? Got my last GCSE exam which is...
  19. BaileytheQuitter

    Stolen phone

    Had my phone stolen today in college today, whilst in an exam. Basically the college say- put you phone in the exam box for the exam, we will look after it. I go to the box after the whole of year 11 (im in year 12, and year 11 is pretty dodgey!). I go there and still with 50 odd year 12's left...
  20. Harold Bishop Killer

    The Great Technology Debate

    Its not just transfer rumours which get out of control in the ‘silly’ season but also always appearing from the shadows again is the subject of TV referees or a 3rd eye if you prefer. A referee sitting high in the sky surrounded by as many tvs as your local Dixons and making the call on a...