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  1. OldBlueLady

    Medical Exemption cards

    If you, or family relatives, have Medical Exemption cards, you need to be aware that the onus is now on YOU to ensure your card is renewed. They used to be done automatically but now you need to get a form from your doctor, which is sent off approximately a month before your old one runs out...
  2. Cricko

    A Cow based Economics Lesson.

    SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM You have 2...
  3. Hotman

    Easy guide to World Politics and Economics

    SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM You have...
  4. The Maharajah of Hockley

    Chelsea and Avram Grant...it just gets better

    From the beeb http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/c/chelsea/7007930.stm Surely Abramovich, being such an astute, shrewd and upstanding businessman would check these things. I really feel for chelsea and their fans in this "difficult time" :finger:
  5. ldnfatso

    Econonics in Cows

    Economic Models explained with cows- 2007 update SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State...
  6. Xàbia Shrimper

    Red Riding Hood - The PC Version

    There once was a young person named Little Red Riding Hood who lived on the edge of a large forest full of endangered owls and rare plants that would probably provide a cure for cancer if only someone took the time to study them. Red Riding Hood lived with a nurture giver whom she sometimes...
  7. Transfer Window for the Football League

    The Football League has accepted defeat in its efforts to stop FIFA applying its transfer window restrictions across the board. They will join Premier$hite clubs in operating under the constraints from this summer onwards. Football League director of operations Andy Williamson...
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