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  1. Rob Noxious

    Great British exports

    Well, I never. "According to a new report from the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development, the UK actually has a much greater proportion of citizens living overseas than any other European country."...
  2. Mad Cyril

    The German export.

    Is Bavarian smoked cheese the best German export of all followed by Kraftwerk and the directors cut of Das Boot?
  3. Dont vote for these .....

    Aside from that horrible website, that im finding almost painful to read . A replication of the separation of 50% of humanity (again why ??) Repetitionof figures to the point of nonsensical rambling. Deliberate attacks on the other parties that Libs and Tories dont seem (unless their hidden...
  4. Interpol Shrimper

    Emily Atack v Shakira

    Today's 2nd tie, sees SupaBlues teen totty (from The Inbetweeners) Emily Atack up against Colombia's 2nd highest export Shakira (SS5). * - again, I'll manually close this poll at 10am approx, tomorrow (10 Feb)
  5. Slipperduke

    Scudamore Puts The Squeeze On

    Do you think that the people who run football will ever get to the point where they have enough money? Can you imagine them, sat atop a glistening mountain of gold coins, clad in rare velvets, adorned with crowns, drinking 19th century red wine and thinking that perhaps they‘ve gone far enough...
  6. Mad Cyril

    Carling C2 lager

    2% lager! What are they thinking? In binge Britain export strength lager is king and the last man standing is the daddy. Surely 2% lager is the drinking equivalent of wearing leather trousers with the ar5e cheeks cut out?
  7. CS J

    Match Report on CS J: Who honestly can stand up and say he is a born Southend Supporter... come on? Unless we drop him for the next game the players will stuggle big time... and I mean big time. He seems to offer something on the Right Wing, including considerable width, but he clearly...
  8. The Artful Shrimper

    Making DVD's

    Have decided to start making DVD's from my own films etc. Who uses what software to make DVD's ?, can you burn them straight to a DVD with that software etc etc. Can you make interactive menus with it and chapter selections etc. I can get hold of a copy of Adobe Premier and After FX...
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