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  1. BLUEBLOOD

    Lest we forget ...

    I'm sure you'll all agree its the right thing to do and refrain from posting during the 2 minute silence at 11am .. i'd also suggest a short term ban for anyone failing to adhere to that
  2. MrB

    Facebook used as evidence in court

    I work in Liability insurance and this report just came through at work for one of our Insureds: So using Facebook pictures (presumably) as evidence we saved ourselves AUD 228,000 on an estimated settlement! Just goes to show that Big Brother is watching everything these days!!
  3. DoDTS

    Memory Lane Episode No 4 Season 1931-32

    In these days of doom and gloom perhaps it's better to look back than forward so here's the next episode in season 1931-32: Extracts from the "Forgotten Years of the Kursaal" by Peter William Baker Researched from the Southend Standard No. 4 TWO MORE AWAY WINS, FOUR OUT OF FOUR Southend...
  4. Napster

    Dominic Iorfa

    Dom gives his views on Nigeria's world cup qualification David Ngobua 11 October 2009 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Email|Print|Comment Share: Abuja — For failing to grab the maximum points in the 2010 World Cup qualifying match against...
  5. Ref Watch .... Brentford away

    No surprises with Keith Hill's performance on Saturday then. Glad I left tomorrow's refwatch until now as I would have written about Pat Miller, the original appointee. This was to be his comeback game after failing his pre-season fitness test. However another change: The referee for tomorrow...
  6. Slipperduke

    A Big Cheer For Little Clubs

    Bit of a new one this, it's for the Irish Examiner's football supplement, currently rolling off the presses as I type. Bit more wordy than the usual fare and with more Anglo-centric references. Anyway, give it a go and let me know what you think, it helps to have feedback with new stuff... If...
  7. Please please - no

    Gary Doherty has revealed he is looking to secure a move away from Norwich City after failing to break into manager Paul Lambert's plans. Former Tottenham defender Doherty has not featured in a League One match for the Canaries since Lambert took charge at Carrow Road last month. The...
  8. When Genius Met Lunacy

    Socrates. Paolo di Canio. Eric Cantona. Emannuel Adebayor. All undeniably great players that have suffered from the madness that often comes with the territory of genius. A game that celebrated some fantastic, flowing football will undoubtedly be remembered for two incidents surrounding the...
  9. Derren Brown

    Anyone about to watch? Anyone wondering how he's gonna justify the hype of failing to predict a random string of numbers?!
  10. Fabulous Fabiano Foils Fat Faker

    National hero, cheating midget, the worlds greatest, bloated drug addict, national coach, and now, the man responsible for almost failing to qualify Argentina for next years World Cup. No, this isn't the Newcastle team sheet for next weekend, this is the rap sheet for Diego Maradona. Going into...
  11. Flintoff Fit to Return to the Scene of the Crime

    A criminal always returns to the scene of the crime. Jack the Ripper never strayed too far from Whitechapel, and England wept with joy at the news that Andrew Flintoff will be fit to return to Edgbaston, the scene of his slaughter of eleven Australians in August 2005. That fateful game four...
  12. Slipperduke

    Adebayor - No Loss

    Generally, when a club agrees to sell their top goalscorer, you can expect a certain reaction from the supporters. It tends to range from anywhere between frenzied phonecalls to the local radio station and furious protests against the chairman in the carpark. Occasionally, in really serious...
  13. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Question Best Michael Jackson Song IYO???

    Might as well get the ball rolling. This is about the song and not video, so IYO....what was the best ever MJ song?? MODS, I clicked on the wrong button, failing to add a poll, please can you add these 15 options if possible?? Rocking Robin I Just Can’t Stop Loving You. Rock with You...
  14. Napster

    Gavin Rose?

    Former Dulwich Hamlet midfielder Gavin Rose has been named as the Ryman League Division One South club’s new manager. He replaces Craig Edwards, who quit along with assistant Paul Downes last week after failing to come to an agreement of next season’s playing budget at a meeting with chairman...
  15. Slipperduke

    It's His Own Fault

    I love Carlos Tevez. If you're anything like me, still immature enough to allow your mind to wander with fantasises of being a professional footballer, you'll know why. Tevez plays in exactly the same way that we would, were we ever given the chance. He is whole-hearted, brave and dedicated. He...
  16. Winkle

    Gave me a liitle chortle!

    I'm sure that upon reading this, you'll nod your head in agreement as you will all have experienced most, if not all of the scenarios listed. If you haven't you need more fiber..... The Perfect Dump Every once in a while everyone experiences the perfect dump. It's rare but a real thing of...
  17. manor15

    Top 10 games this season

    I thought Liverpool v Arsenal was more thrilling than the Chelsea v Liverpool game and would have like to have seen a certain Chelsea 1-1 Southend in there too... I shall dream on
  18. yogi bear up the cagire

    Has reality dawned on tilly..........

    ............OR, IS HE JUST PLAYING IT VERY COOL? Just saw the post-match interview with Tilly and was interested to see his response when pressed about the chances of getting to the play-offs. He was being very coy, virtually not wanting to answer the question and the commentator even had to...
  19. Slipperduke

    Tyne Is Running Out

    Newcastle United are going down. Whatever you read in the press, whatever club sources say on the website, they are circling the drain ready to be sucked down into the Championship. There is no hope on Tyneside anymore. Their supporters, more than anyone else at the club, realise that this is...
  20. Slipperduke

    Hiddink's Hairdryer

    Juventus 2-2 Chelsea (2-3 agg) (Iaquinta 19) (Essien 45+1) (Del Piero 74) (Drogba 83) Guus Hiddink was hired to bring some tactical sophistication to an underwhelming team, but according to Ray Wilkins, it was an old-fashioned half-time hairdryer that carried Chelsea to the last eight of the...
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