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  1. Cricko

    The SZ beer club in London ..10 years ago today

    **** me times flies.....Two now sadly gone,, Canvey shrimper and Ldnfasto :sad:
  2. Cricko

    Zone Update Vine Video

    We have now added "Vine" to the Zone, if you wish to use it you need to follow Pubey's instructions below. Step 1. Get Vine link - https://vine.co/v/M7uAHWBrEri Step 2. Copy end part of link - https://vine.co/v/M7uAHWBrEri Step 3. Click the Vine button on message editor Step 4. Paste Step...
  3. Cricko

    Charity Raffle Prize Winners

    Hi all, part of our fundraising for the Graham Jolley Charity Football Tournament in June is a Raffle, although we will of course be selling tickets on the day, a few Zoner's who cannot make the day have asked if they can buy tickets on-line or elsewhere.The draw will take place on the day in...
  4. Cricko


    I am truly fed up now..although I have had to endure the season of Hoofball so far we sit in 3rd place.this is a joke. Last year I was content that we were **** and going nowhere with some old bloke as a manager..now he tries to move the goalposts to fox me. How dare he sign new players early...
  5. DoDTS

    A Mohsni Christmas Carol

    A MOHSNI CHRISTMAS CAROL A little bit of seasonal ShrimperZone Dickensish rubbish. It was Christmas Eve and Ebenezer Mohsni was home, alone tucking into his bowl of French Onion Soup mulling over the events of the past six months when he heard a clanking noise coming from another room. He...
  6. Cricko

    First Semi-Final

    It's Semi-Final time and the first is between. Holly Willoughby - Ldnfasto. v Emily Atack - SupaBlues. Pictures and votes please gents.
  7. Cricko


    We now have our 4 Semi-Finalists. Emily Atack - SupaBlues. Holly Willoughby - Ldnfasto. Jessica Jane Clement - CasualBlue. Rosie Jones - SUFC Tom. The Draw for the Semi-finals: Ties will take place next Monday and Tuesday. Holly Willoughby - Ldnfasto. v Emily Atack - SupaBlues. Monday...
  8. Cricko

    Quarter Final Heat 1

    Ok it's Quarter Final time so we expect to see a lot of pictures of these girls for the guy's to vote on. The First QF is between, Christina Hendricks - Rusty. v Holly Willoughby - Ldnfasto. Over to you.
  9. Cricko

    Round 2 Heat 8

    The last heat in this round is the battle between, Keely Hawes - Tommy2holes. V Holly Willoughby - Ldnfasto. Pictures and votes please guy's.
  10. Cricko

    Round 1 Heat 3

    Heat 3 brings together the battle between. Holly Willoughby - Ldnfasto V Zooey Deschanel - Drastic Sturgeon Pictures and votes please people.
  11. Cricko

    Draws and Results.

    Battles will start next Tuesday the 23rd. Sort your pictures boys. Scarlett Johansson - adwebb16 V Christina Hendricks- Rusty Rosie Huntington Whiteley - Kent shrimper V Katy Perry - Hazey Holly Willoughby - Ldnfasto V Zooey Deschanel - Drastic Sturgeon Caterina Murino - Flinty V Anne Hathaway...
  12. Cricko

    The Apprentice Zone Sweepstake draw.

    The Apprentice candidates... The Draw. 1.........Hong Kong Fooieeeeee..............Alex Britez Cabral 2.........Pubey....................................Edward Hunter Fired. 3.........Fasto....................................Tom Pellereau 4.........MK...

    PL Weekly Points Round 48

    Harry tried to trick us a little adding 5 supposed home bankers to the usual "pin in the page" SUFC prediction, most suspected one of those would fail though only Wickford thought it would be Gillingham, however he came a cropper elsewhere so it pretty much came down to correct scores and...
  14. Yorkshire Blue

    Rep going full circle

    It appears that ldnfasto has been neg repped so often that he's gone full circle and now has +50,000 rep points. Is this an intended design feature? I presume this is the equivalent of a joke so bad that it becomes funny.

    PL Weekly Points Round 40

    12 - seves seves takes the podium this week with a hugely impressive 12 point tally, i should also mention i turned in my best performance of the year to help me kick fasto out the cup :winking: 12 - seves 9 - BLUEBLOOD 8 - DoDtS 7 - Number11 7 - ol blue eyes 7 - Dave the Shrimper 7 - Cricko 7...
  16. Quarter Final Draw

    Took place at MK towers this morning and is as follows; Airplane - Yorky B v Anchorman - Blues R Best Crocodile Dundee - Marvel315 v Pink Panther - Big Shrimp The Spy Who Loved Me - Napster v Total Recall - Clinton Baptiste Trading Places - LdnFasto v Wild Geese - Canvey
  17. DTS

    Fatso stag do.

    Just a short note to wish Fatso a good time on his stag do in York. I didnt get a stag do invite but none the less I am sure he will have a good time. Good luck Fasto.....:clap:
  18. Cricko

    Full List of Nominees and Round Draws

    The full list of Nominees is: Canvey shrimper..Debbie Harry. GlasgowSUFC......Florence Welch. Pubey................Lisa Lobsinger. Napster............Susannah Hoffs. Cricko..............Stevie Nicks. DWB................Olivia Newton-John Drastic Sturgeon.....Joanna Newsom...
  19. Kent Shrimper

    Southend United FC by Far the greatest team the World has ever seen

    30 years i have supported the greatest team in the world, and its never dull, we have more lows than we do highs but that's what supporting the Shrimpers is all about. Otherwise we would be gooners, mancs or Yids (excluding LdNFasto, who is one). Yep relegation is ****, but we have done it...
  20. canveyshrimper

    Happy Birthday

    To our resident Spurs supporter, Ldnfasto, have a good day Steve, and may plenty of red rep come your way mate.