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  1. BLUEBLOOD

    PL Weekly Points Round 31

    A pretty nondescript week for many this week allowed ldnfasto to take the honours and prove his title aspirations 9 ldnfatso 8 Kristof 8 ol blue eyes 8 Flinty 8 Wickford Shrimper 7 The Big Shrimp 6 DoDtS 6 Cricko 6 Drastic Sturgeon 5 Tinks 5 BLUEBLOOD Junior 5 OldBlueLady 5 Shrimper2thecore 5...
  2. Yorkshire Blue

    SZ's greatest unheralded prophet

    January is a time of predictions, so the great citizens of Shrimperzonia, I ask you who is SZ's greatest unheralded prophet? Many a prediction has been made, but only a few are rubbished at the time yet turn out to be completely true. The contenders are, in alphabetical order: * Footymad13...
  3. BLUEBLOOD

    PL Weekly Points Round 28

    I suppose i ought to congratulate fasto and obe for getting 5 out of 5 and so earning bonus points, but as it meant they backed Col Ewe to win i won't :finger: 13 ldnfatso 11 ol blue eyes 10 class 8 Cricko 7 Shrimpersarmy 6 Flinty 6 LuckyLuca 6 Nobby Snide2 6 Dave the Shrimper 6 davidovolic 6...
  4. DTS

    Challenge to most unpopular SZ poster....

    As we all know Ldn Fasto has for about three years now been Shrimperzone most unpopular poster by a country mile..... This is for a combo of reasons....He does talk a lot of rubbish for a start, a number of hardcore posters (Cricko,Kent Shrimper and myself for starters) neg him at every chance...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • combo fasto starters
    • Replies: 30
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  5. Breaking News Ldnfasto signs

    Latest News from the club is that the well know Flying winger from Tottenham Ldnfasto has signed a 10 year contract with us.His speed/aerial ability and skill are his main assets with a constant eye for goal. He has abandoned his career as a Rap artist and Cafe owner to concentrate on saving...
    • Cricko
    • Thread
    • abandoned aerial ant assets fasto ist mark gower
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  6. Worried of MK

    Has LdnFasto posted lately? :unsure: http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20091120/twl-gang-held-over-human-body-fat-murder-3fd0ae9.html
  7. Yorkshire Blue

    Rep broken

    Rep seems to be broken at the moment as ldnfasto is in green. Just thought you'd like to know so you can fix this as soon as possible.
  8. callan

    Is Fatso right?

    Fatso's idea of sortng out the railways is to let Eastern European plumbers in to drive the trains., afterall according to him they have far better attitudes than Britsh workers and dont drink as much tea. Can this be right?...How would fasto feel if his role as chief donut eater for dunkin...
    • callan
    • Thread
    • attitudes chief fasto ski
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. DoDTS

    Lack of Subs, Lack of Cash, answer simple.

    So we're struggling to find seven subs for the bench, and the clubs desperately short of cash then the answer is simple, put the subs positions up for auctions with the fans. Just picture the scene the pre match warm up Barney, etc taking pot shots at Joycie in goal and up steps Ldnfasto with a...
  10. J

    LdnFasto

    Has he been appredendid today??
    • J
    • Thread
    • fasto
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  11. DTS the Barsteward

    He had me Smiffy,and a few others I think Hook,Line and Sinker yesterday. He arrives at the Spread about 12 ish and stayed till about 9pm which is amazing for a start..We were all just chatting in the carpark about his wedding etc when he announces that Ldnfasto has a new girlfriend he intents...
    • Cricko
    • Thread
    • arrives continued dts fasto fur ish spread tents thailand wasn
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. DTS

    Question First player of the new season to pull the ball out for a oppo throw.

    I dont care if its a total misplace or a fantastic sliding tackle. Who will be the first Blues plyaer of the new season to give away a throw in. Winners recieve a slap up dinner with Ldn Fasto.
  13. Irish_Shrimper

    SZ Big Brother - Week 6 Eviction Night!

    Despite some late votes trying to save JoshC and get Fasto into the mix from DtS and the Big Shrimp, they were after midnight - meaning Vange Shrimper and JoshC are up for eviction this week. Vote for who you want out, as usual.
  14. Irish_Shrimper

    SZ Big Brother - Week 1 Eviction Night!

    Voting is now closed for week one's SZ Big Brother. Dave of the Match lost this week, finishing with a total of 90 points. Fortunately for him, there was a 4 way tie on 93 points: with OBL, LdnFasto, GraysBlue Jr, and Ayrshire Blue - Meaning all of these people are up for eviction this week...
  15. DTS

    Question Most critical positional signing

    What do we need most. If you were Tilson and could sign one position up what would it be and why. Personally I am desperate for a decent left winger that can chip in with a few goals. We havent had anyone close to replacing G-Man since Ldn Fasto hounded him out the club . HRK did well and would...
  16. DTS

    Bug thank you to Tillys Prodical Son

    Just wanted to say a big public thanks to Tillys prodical son for the fantastic signature thing that he kindly designed me. For those of you that are in the know its Ldn Fasto praying to a higher god, a sexual guru if you will (eg myself) for forgiveness for driving Mark Gower away. A top guy...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • fasto guru hanks mark gower
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. DTS

    Potentially Clarkeys last game !!

    Sad news in my book. Clarkey's future looks really uncertain and with his recent spat with Uncle Ron I am less and less convinced that he is going to be here next season. Whilst I dont think he is the most amazing defender ever I am sure all will agree he has been up there with the most...
  18. canveyshrimper

    Happy Birthday

    Ldnfasto, only 37 stones, sorry years old. Have a good one Steve.
  19. DTS

    Question Have you ever been caught on TV when you didnt want to be?

    Funny enough this has happended to me twice. I have been off work for two weeks not with an eye infection. I know this sounds like a load of bollocks but I spent NYE and NYD in hospital having drops every hour so I was really ill. Had to basically discharge myself for Chelsea away and couldn't...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • fasto headed ish money nye sky sports tin
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. DoDTS

    Question A shrimper christmas carol

    A SHRIMPER CHRISTMAS CAROL It was in the offices of Southend united after the Huddersfield match, Paul Brush-Cratchett and his son Tiny Tilly approached Uncle Ronald to ask about time off at Christmas. “Humbug” retorted Ronald I want you two and the team in training all over Christmas. Uncle...
    • DoDTS
    • Thread
    • concrete especially establishment fasto ghost hall hattrick icke ickets jungle pulled roots shirt spread sticking test tilly woken zombie
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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