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  1. Shrimpers are Magic

    Cheltenham Festival 2016

    Big open fields this year but value to be had if you get in early. Big chance of some money on day one with the Mullins quadruple definitely ON! Good luck if your having a bet and feel free to spread the love with any tips!
  2. Uncle Leo

    There's only two...

    Kevin Mahers. One a former Southend captain, the other a film critic for The Times. I'm sure we've done this before but what the hell....more Southend players who share their names with famous(ish) people from other walks of life. Go!
  3. Uncle Leo

    Biggest load of drivel I've ever heard

    Not sure how they got my details, but some loons have sent me an email suggesting I sign a petition to protest about there being no women (other than HM The Queen) on British bank notes. Whoever wrote this needs to get out more. "Mervyn King, the Governor of the Bank of England, has announced...
  4. A word or two of caution for the festive season

    All employees planning to dash through the snow in a one horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way are advised that a Risk Assessment will be required addressing the safety of an open sleigh for members of the public. This assessment must also consider whether it is...
  5. Napster

    RIP Karl Slover and Alf Fields

    Karl Slover and Alf Fields also died over the last few days More well-known than some Scottish folk muso. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Slover http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alf_Fields
  6. pickledseal

    "In Flanders' fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row."

    Presume there will be 2 mins of silence on here at 11am. During break time at school which is a shame.. I'll be observing at 10.43 with the girls and again at 11.05. In pace requiescat to all those who have fallen to allow us to be free and to make the world a better place.
  7. TrueBlue

    Spreadsheet Help

    Guys I am looking at doing a betting ledger but I am no good with spreadsheets I need to be able to set formulas these are the fields I want.... Date Sport Bookmaker Odds Stake Win - Place - Lose Return Profit/Loss I need it to be able to work out the return that obviously will include my...
  8. A letter to the man blow-drying his balls in the gym

    open letters
  9. * ORM *

    Anyone still playing ?

    The game itself is rubbish and I now only log in twice a week to view pops, view league matches and any other transfers, YPs etc but I'm determined to stick by it. In my 14th season in division V but finally looking to promote this season. Still training defending after all these seasons (joined...
  10. Firestorm

    Used Car showrooms

    has anyone got any comments on Cricketfields down the London Rd ? My daughter is cnsidering buying a car from there and as there are bound to be plenty of people on here with more knowledge of the motor trade than me I thought I'd seek some advice ta
  11. Benfleet A1

    Question If it came to an end, could we really cope?

    I have just finished reading The Day of the Triffids for the umptenth time and it got me wondering. If civilisation as we know it came to an end how would those left survive and due to the technical world we have been brought up in, would that leave us even more worse off. Let me explain. That...
  12. Strange things that you look forward to.

    Of course the most look forward to thing in the world is a new post by osy but what if any strange thing do you look forward to. Mine is very strange because its a non-sexual thing which for me is un-heard of,mine is my chainsaw chain breaking.I am in the fields at this time of year cutting next...
  13. The Last Post at Melin

    Visited Ieper to see/learn the madness of WW1,The last post played at 8pm every night was a truly moving experience,The 56000 soldiers missing in action is a very sobering thought.The battle of Passchendale must rank as the worse act of madness from crazed generals of all time,Allowing troops to...
  14. Matt the Shrimp

    Dara O'Briain on football...

    Very amusing excerpt from a piece on the Grauniad website by Dara O'Briain. I love his analogy about the Victorians codifying fire or the wheel... :D _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Football Sorry, you didn't invent it Preston football club's ground, Deepdale, is home to the National Football...
  15. Surviving Scudamore

    When Richard Scudamore announced the new home-grown quota system that will come into place for the start of the 2010/11 campaign, you could almost hear the penny drop in boardrooms across the country. From August 2010, a Premier League club will have it's squad capped at 25 players, containing...
  16. OldBlueLady

    Revelling in it 19/8/09

    Revelling In It This week starring: Matt ‘The Rat Controller’ Heath John ‘Boy band’ White Jean-Yves ‘Informer’ M’Voto Lee ‘Glass statue’ Barnard Adam ‘Voldermore’ Barrett Simon ‘Swampy’ Francis Alan ‘I think Shearer’s is boring’ McCormack Kevin ‘Jodie loves Chachi’ Betsy It’s hard to sum...
  17. Stats

    The Open Golf Championship - Turnberry

    Golf's third major of the year rolls back into Turnberry after a 15 year absence. Tiger Woods starts as 2-1 favourite but with the rough supposed to be quite thick can he keep the ball in play enough to claim his 4th Open Title. Back to back defending champion Padraig Harrington has endured...
  18. fbm

    Song title game

    Here I am sitting with Shrimpero and I've introduced him to the game we play during gigs with my band (when we are setting up or sitting around waiting to play). Basically you have to contrive a song title around a subject to make it funny (or at least mildly amusing). So, for instance, if the...
  19. number11

    Random Article on Youth Set up

    Was looking for something else and stumbled across this article on the youth set up in 2000. All sounds very similar to what we are hearing these days, with the 'Score' team sounding like the development deals we now have.....have things really changed that much?! Soccer: Babes to give...
  20. Benfleet A1

    A Recovery Nightmare

    It all started normally. Flat battery in South Woodham Ferrers, clutch gone on an VW Camper in Westcliff another flat battery at Southend Hospital. All run of the mill stuff. Then I got a call for an Ford Scorpio in Pitsea with a wheel bearing gone and needing recovery to Great Yarmouth. That'll...
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