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  1. Napster

    Chav towns.co.uk

    Southend-on-Sea (The Place To Be) _POSTEDON Saturday, December 18 @ 20:17:12 GMT by SimonA [ Edit | Delete ] SimonA _WRITES "That Chav hasn't originated in Southend comes as a great shock to me. The town has a feature the chavster finds irresistable, a 'seafront'. That...
  2. Monkey

    A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "hey! what are you doing?" The monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they...
  3. southend4ever

    Tesfaye Bramble

    What a waste of space. Today should his shot have gone in and not into the south lower, that would have been the only thing he did all game. he runs at defenders and then just stops and doesn't take them on. he finds himself flat footed and lacks creativity. he has lost his touch and looks...
  4. fbm

    Spare tickets?

    A friend of mine who couldn't make the game originally now finds he can. He works in London. If anyone has a spare ticket can you pm me please and I will put you in touch with him. I am in Leigh so actually picking the ticket up whether in town or locally shouldn't be an issue. I have...
  5. Napster


    I found a new coat last night on the train and it fits perfectly. What finds have you come across on the train?
  6. sufcintheprem

    SUFCinthePrem's words of wisdom

    -> We definitely deserved to get a point in this game and should have scored a second to kill them off. -> If anyone wants proof of the change in Gower's confidence, his miss in the second half sums it all up. It was a cracking opportunity and would have killed the game. -> If...
  7. Rub Salt in the Wounds

    I'd like to say a special thank you to Peter Taylor for all his efforts towards Southend. Not only did he get us relegated, he now finds it upon himself to start taking our players. Fair do's, its just as much southends fault in the fact we let the players available on free's - but...
  8. Football is DEAD

    I am gutted, i cannot get over the fact that leon wanted three times his wages. Obviously i wish him all the best and can understand why he left He does not love the game he loves the cash why do kids want to become footballers nowadays, because they see there idols chasing a big fat pay check...
  9. Cowboy

    A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden, he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to...
  10. Monday Joke

    An Australian family of rugby supporters head out one Saturday to do their Christmas shopping. Whilst in the sports shop the son picks up an England rugby shirt and says to his sister, "I've decided to be an England Supporter and I would like this for Christmas".His sister is...
  11. sent me by a jock

    A family of England supporters head out one Saturday to steal their Christmas shopping. While in JJB Sports, the son picks up a Scotland football shirt and says to his sister, "I've decided I'm going to be a Scotland supporter and I want this strip for my Christmas!" The...
  12. Fat Bastid's

    Paul McCartney is doing his Christmas shopping, He decides to buy Heather a new artificial leg He wraps it up, takes it home and hides it in the wardrobe. However, Heather is doing her housework a couple of days later, and she finds it So she phones up Paul, and says "That's...